A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

these tags are so funnyyyy

[picture of french people installing a guillotine near the Louvre in Paris for Wokers' Day 2020]

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

thats his evil laugh, he’s trying his best okay

when i first moved to australia as a kid and saw their strange blue-eyed ravens i was just like “mom… mom.. the birds have accents too…”

OTHER RAVENS DONT DO THAT

Damm it Australia

“Never trust the living.” From beetlejuice. You can order a shirt here

Love this movie

One of my favorite movies.

Never will trust the living

LESS THAN 3 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER!

Suicide Woods

Everyone’s heard of the so-called “Suicide Forest” in Japan, but hardly anyone’s familiar with the locally-named “Suicide Woods” in Fairfield, CT. It’s probably a good thing, too; the deaths are disturbing not only by their nature, but because there have been so many of them over the years.

Growing up, I heard scary stories about the woods behind Lake Mohegan. We all did. Rumors of devil-worshipping cults ran like wildfire through every school hallway and cafeteria. Some kid said he was fishing back there with his uncle when they discovered a dead goat by a rock face with its guts arranged in a pentagram. Another kid talked about bloodsucking demons in the trees. Our parents were always quick to dispel the more ridiculous rumors, but they couldn’t deny the suicides. The suicides were facts of life in our town.

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tumblr staff is full of people who do not use or become familiar with their own app and it’s why we get the most bullshit changes from the most incompetent social media staff out there

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

The mage’s face when they’re about to cast Fireball

Unexpectedly VI (NSFW)

The Love

Chapter Summary: .You take a new step in your relationship with Dean.

Summary: Getting married to Dean Winchester was never in your plans but a princess has to do what the people expect from you. It was also never in your plans that he would be a man so different from what you had first imagined, or that he would captivate you so easily. Maybe it’s not such a bad thing to be married to him, after all. Pairing: Princess!Reader x Dean Winchester Other Characters: Charlie (Bradbury), Sam Winchester, Michael, Amara, Jessica Moore Word Counting: 1.5k words Chapter: 7/8 Story warnings: Game of Thrones-ish, Medieval AU, Arranged Marriage, Past Amara/Chuck Shurley, Amara and Chuck are not related, Mentions of Loss of Parent(s), Smut (Gentle Sex, fingering, loss of virginity)

The room was filled with dead silence while you ate. You and Dean had arrived just a minute before Michael and you cursed yourself for not being even later. Charlie didn’t stop looking at you, as well as Samuel and his wife, Jessica. Sat by their side, John and Mary were eating with smiles. Amara and her father were in front of them and Michael was at the end of the table.

“So,” your brother-in-law cleared his throat. “I see you’re feeling better, Y/N.”

You tensed instantly and Michael burst into laughter.

“You are not as frigid as I thought you would be, sister,” he affirmed, cleaning his face with a napkin.

His grandfather and mother exchanged heavy looks and Amara looked at you.

“We are happy you’re feeling better,” she assured you. “Dean, how long do you plan to stay in the Capital?”

Your husband relaxed clearly at the question.

“Actually,” he held your hand under the table. “We intend to leave the day after tomorrow.”

Your stepmother’s arms widened instantly.

Amara wasn’t a bad woman. She had some affection towards you, something she showed sometimes, but it was a complicated relationship between the two of you. She didn’t like the memory of your mother, but you were never much of a harm. Of course, there was always the threat that you would take the throne away from Michael but you never manifested any intentions of doing so. Until Hannah was born, you were the daughter she’d always wanted as a young girl playing with dolls.

“So soon? You just got married,” she exclaimed. “Won’t you be here for Michael’s wedding?”

He didn’t even flinch but only smiled at your brother and his sister.

“We will be back in time. I want Y/N to feel comfortable in the Reach. It is her home now and she deserves to meet it as soon as possible.”

“I’m sure you will love the castle,” Charlie affirmed with a gentle smile. “It is beautiful, the gardens are huge and the people… You’re gonna love all of it.”

You smiled at her, feeling calmer.

“There’s a waterfall close to the Rose’s Road in the way home,” Samuel brought up with a boyish smile and his wife instantly blushed. “Brother, make sure to bring her there. Jessica loved it.”

“Of course, brother,” your husband said dismissively.

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the first time i actually heard of scary godmother was when i was on the gender and sexuality wiki page and there was a subsection for a gender/sexuality called scarygod gender or scarygod sexual, it was like both a gender and a sexuality, and it was written as like… an undefinable gender where the people who are that gender are only attracted to other people who were scarygod gender or something. it was very bizarre hold up ill see if its still around

yeah the pocket gender page was where i first saw this but its since been removed. F

Don’t Ruin the Fun 🦇

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

AhhhHhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

The bees are filled with crippling self-doubt

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