@crimsoncat21 / crimsoncat21.tumblr.com
I was reminded that tumblr exists, so I'm dropping in to assure everyone I haven't died, FE has not been abandoned, and life is still good :) all the usual update stuff.
Be kind, loves. I'll be back soon. Catch me on the blackhill bingo server and lurking in CR fics on AO3 💖
Jusy trying to find something on my blog. Don't mind me 💖
Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!
This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart.
writing is so hard i want to be praised for all my most clever lines right now
everyone is like 'writing is so isolating' but i write three lines and immediately hit up all my friends for attention like im a cat who's never been fed
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
Please boost this!
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If you could have a professional portrait done of your pet, what picture would you use? Would you have them doing something natural (sleeping, looking out a window) or something whimsical (dressed as a wizard, doing taxes)?
I would want an entire series, ngl. I want portraits of Lex overlooking his kingdom and Kismet riding into battle on a unicorn or maybe a pegasus and Tonk just being her perfect lovely self. Let's all just take a moment to thank whatever gods we believe in that I don't art. Because oh my gods the insane things I would make.
#oh no!! #his LUNCH
One For The Road
this is some of the best art I've ever seen
The good news is I'm feeling creative again! The 'bad' news is that the next thing I write might be for C1 of Critical Role, or a saga of angst and longing for Horizon Forbidden West.
Idk man. I just work here. I tried talking to the manager about it but he didn't seem overly concerned.
Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
someone please post the gif
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”
Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is. Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.
Every single one of you is a genius
What the Fuck??
People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence.
This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.
