gay irl
first donut pic, feeling kinda shy please be kind
wouldn’t it be insane if you took a picture of your foot squished down into the middle of the donut, covered in frosting and sprinkles, with frosting squishing out btween ur toes lmao could you iamgine
unless........
huh
sir hello ?
haha wow dang so I guess you imageied huh haha
but I’m totally not into that stuff jajaja weeeeiiiiiirrrrrrddddd
but liek just imagine some of the frosting and sprinkles like squishing up onto your toe though hahahaaaa ::embarassed emoji::
aight
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent
LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT
Do we ever hear like
For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?
It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant
I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian
I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?
What
ALFREDO???
he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning
I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names
Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again
REMINDER: the part of a comb jelly that looks like a mouth is in fact a mouth
Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)
these are also the true actual first animal group that’s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we can’t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.
CTENOPOG
gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
i thot this was from evangelion
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ac!kuroyaku
i just realized the new animal crossing lacking gyroids makes sense because you live on an uninhabited island and the gyroids are literally graves
you cant dig up a grave if no ones died there yet
you know what that means
Finding gyroidite out in the open in Pocket Camp has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY stranger
this is why coco’s house looks like a pyre, for some of these figures the body would be cremated and the ash mixed with clay to create the statue
her japanese name is also Yayoi which is a reference to the japanese yayoi period which is when the haniwa statues that eventually inspired gyroids came about
so coco is more like. a ghost possessing a statue.
here are some japanese haniwa figures from the kofun period that more closely resemble the in-game gyroids ( note the arms! ). the rain’s part in this was mostly, like with any other shallow grave, loosening tge earth around them and washing it away, allowing it to eventually work its way up to the surface.
ALSO
in older iterations if you went to another town then restarted your console, your face would be that of a gyroids to try to scare you into remembering to save everything properly
why are hummingbirds so dumb
The Holy Trinity
Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.
i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake