This is the funniest way you could've put it

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

oh my GOD

just to recap: james somerton

screenshots under the cut

this is what i was talking about btw

And just barely more than a day after the confirmation of the Switch 2...

Edit, an explanation as to why via @bornt-urnge (thanks!), not fully Nintendo's fault here:

Fuck you

unmoogles your moogle

one of my favourite things to do in roulette is to reveal the unhinged lore of dusk vigil

@thumbsart

oh. oh ya. he was a whole ass dude in 1.0 you could talk to and everything back when coerthas was lush and green and not a snow-blasted waste. i believe he had some speaking roles in the various job quests back then. nice guy! a friendly npc by all standards which is a shame given his eventual fate.

that said the lore around this guy is WILD. and dark. and surprisingly not that widely known. some ramblings below the cut due to disturbing content:

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

The Knighting Series is now available in my INPRNT store!

pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Hooray for 65k notes!!!

there should be more plush yuri

need more of this

dungeon meshi but they ARE the Pikmin

alright i couldn't find any posts showing this idle animation and needed it on my blog

'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist