Hey i’m Rai

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

funny how in every YA fantasy book the reigning ruler is always between the age of 16-22 like I know it's because it's YA but if a 16yo kid ruled over my country while silmutaneously having a romeo juliet type of romance I would kill myself actually

We should piss on the poor

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

What in the Lockwood & Co

Serene Heart In The Chaos Of Battle my beloved ♡

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS

IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

oh... cookies AND cream...

@pangur-and-grim

New patch in the cat coloring system dropped

I Am Once Again Thinking about how the Rampion Crew's final book arcs revolved around members who weren't their love interests... Jacin seeks redemption in caring for Cress, the girl whose pain he'd ignored for so long... Scarlet witnesses every step of Winter's growth into power, right until the moment she uses her as a weapon to murder the symbol of her suffering... and ofc, in the very final, deciding battle of the series, Cinder and Thorne prove Levana's "love ain't shit" theory wrong with the power of their platonic love...... when will your found family ever

i just have to post these here bc i think about this DAILY

cicada season doodles

Thorne swindling his way into winning an escort droid in a game of cards while stranded undercover and blind in the desert bc Iko mentioned she would like one and no one else understanding why he would do something like that you will ALWAYS be famous

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

lil miss cringe delulu manifestation damsel in distress hacker <3<3<3

Forget hot girl summer, it’s raven boy summer this year. Go make extremely codependent new friends. Go awaken an ancient evil. Go, uh… murder your Latin teacher. Have fun!!

Forget hot girl summer, it’s raven boy summer this year. Go make extremely codependent new friends. Go awaken an ancient evil. Go, uh… murder your Latin teacher. Have fun!!