remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

How did we all have the same brain?

*inhales*

*gently sets phone on counter*

*walks away*

comes back with a sledgehammer*

*breaks phone*

I, on the other hand, immediately hit the reblog button.

I, on the other

hand, immediately hit

the reblog button.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

@bovineblogger

OOOO HEAVEN IS A PRONK ON EARTH

my current cookery skills

chronic fatigue from mental illness and neurodivergency isn't something you can just will your way out of. your nervous system is part of your body. your brain is an organ. the fatigue is real. you're not lazy. so be kinder to yourself. be gentler with your bodymind.

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

I actually regret leaving this one on the shelf.

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

the fucking sniper is dead and misha is free and im afraid

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

One time instead of finishing inking a single drawing I straight up applied for and got a new job

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

It's incredible how much pop psychology and therapyspeak boils down to treating individualism as the phenomenological norm for human beings and any form of human communication or relationship based on negotiation, compromise, self-sacrifice and trust as an act of violence against the individual

Jask of Time, found in an antique shop in Thames, NZ

I’m convinced Disney’s Wish is a personal hell created specifically for Chris Pine as punishment for being Jack Frost in RotG which made all the tweens want him