k im curious reblog if you’d pay extra and block out an afternoon so you could watch the full uncut 4 hour glory of the black panther movie?

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

i want my hat back more like the exact plot line of catws

I cannot stop laughing because omg: this is so true. Also, everyone EVERYONE should read I WANT MY HAT BACK as it is the best picture book ever. 

Since as a part of my actual legitimate masters degree I spent a huge chunk of last night analysing I Want My Hat Back, and through the entire thing all I could think about was this, I have gone to the internet, found the thing, and am reblogging it. 

You wanna know the real reason Seb is problematic?? His godmother is literally the owner of Anastasia Beverly Hills but he’s not hooking any of us up with liquid lipsticks or contour palettes?? He claims to love and appreciate his fans but he won’t even get a few of us a discount code on a glow kit?? Won’t even knock a few dollars off the modern renaissance palette for us?? Fake. 

my sexuality is spencer reid in his fbi bulletproof vest

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

I know I run a studyblr, but I do not care

BOOST THIS THING. and man fuck those guys who poison our pets.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST

IF ANYBODY TRIES TO DO THIS TO OUR DOG I WILL PUMMEL THEM MKAY? MKAY ＢＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＳＴ

WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS WTF BOOOOOST

😂😂who did dis

Seriously

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

burrito and a hole in a beige wall

Shini I love it

Mine is toast and a cardboard box

Mac and Cheese and Scissors

Tuna and Vodka

gyro and pillows

that sounds pretty fucking awesome actually

Cookies and Sleeping Bucky

Noodle and Ceilings

Ice Cream Sundae and Stuffed Bunny

i just am such a hoe for dark haired men. for long dark haired men with blue eyes. for long dark haired men with blue eyes and thicc giant muscles. for bucky barnes. i am a hoe for bucky barnes

im sorry

Always re blogging this 😂😂😂

TO ANYONE CHATTING TO SOMEONE ONLINE

If you are considering meeting up with someone online use this trick identify who really are who they claim to be:

1. Ask them to Skype 2. If they refuse or can’t for some reason ask for a current selfie 3. If they also refuse or can’t do not meet up with them 4. If they provide one ask them to send another with them holding 3 fingers up 5. If they refuse read step 3 6. If they provide a selfie where they show 3 fingers they are probably for real

(If you’re still unconvinced try again with them drawing something in their hand)

I SAY THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY please spread this message as more and more young people are lured out into situations where they get kidnapped because they weren’t 100% sure the person they were talking to was real.

ALSO IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 MAKE SURE YOU STATE THE FOLLOWING:

“My [fill in trusted adult here] wants to come too. [pronoun] said we can do our own thing and [pronoun] will just sort of grab [pronoun] own table, but I wanted to let you know. Hey, if you have an adult coming too they could sit together!”

If hearing this freaks the other person out and they decline, TERMINATE ALL CONTACT. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to block. I’m 26 years old and if you tell me you’re coming with a friend or parent for your own safety, I will automatically say “hey, cool. Y’know, if you’re nervous we can just do Starbucks or something, I’m okay meeting in a busy place. That way your [adult/friend] can hang out, too, and they don’t have to pay for [admission, a movie ticket, whatever].” Your safety and comfort is important to me, and is important to any good person you meet online who wants to meet up IRL. In the early 2000s when I first started seeing online safety PSAs, this was a widely-spread tip. Use it.

And for the record, you can use this over the age of 18, too. I still won’t meet people from online except in public places. You never know–that person holding up three fingers and drawing a Pokemon on their palm could be some pervert’s child, niece, nephew, family friend’s kid who was encouraged to take some silly pictures. Always voice-verify and always meet in public, with another person if possible. 

Be smart and stay safe, kiddos. Nina loves you.

This is all so important for everyone and especially my younger followers.

Anyone who is being upfront with who they are and who you can trust will do whatever they need to do to make you and your parents/guardians comfortable. Hence why I am constantly requesting to too-busy-dancing13 to FaceTime her mom…

Please please please listen to this. Not everyone out there can be trusted.

@keith-ltd

Take care of yourselves, my friends

And don’t just use three finger selfies that’s used a lot. Mix it up ask for the person holding a fork or a paper with a certain word written on it. Stay safe ppl

Another important one I feel the need to mention cause it wasn’t covered; If you’re under 18 as well and the person advises against you talking about them to their parents or guardians, get the fuck out of there. They’ll try and convince you otherwise, but trust me; anyone who is against you telling your parents about them is bad fucking news.

YEPYEPYEP. This reminds me of when I met my first long distance boyfriend. I had two people with me, one in a car (for getaway purposes) and another sitting two tables behind us with a newspaper + sunglasses for incognito.

Y'all gotta stay safe. ♥️

Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight

I’ve never reblogged one of these but I’m sorry I just cannot take this chance

IM SORRY BUT I CANTT RISK THIS

I’m so sorry

Nope nope nope

Just cleaned my room from spiders don’t want more

It’s a risk that im NOT willing to take.

fuckkkk noooo

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME IT’S 3AM AND I’M LAYING IN BED. fuck you tumblr fuck you I don’t fuxx with spiders. sorry to all of you that now have to endure this cause it is bullshit.

Hell naw! I rebuke it!

OH MY GOD NO!!!

Aaahhhhh fuck that

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGODIFELTSOMETHINGCRAWLONMYBACK!!!REBLOGREBLOGREBLOG

I don’t care that I’ve already reblogged this, I’m wasting data to do it again.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Shadow: Part 3

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Natasha and Bucky rescue someone from their past. Being hunted down, they bring you to the Avengers. Will it be enough to keep you safe?

Warnings: Tiny bit of violence

A/N: Thank you all so much for the kind comments!!! It really means a lot to me! Let me know of you would like to be tagged! ~J

Masterlist   Part 1  Part 2  

The room was dark and cold, as it always was. You moved to the right, trying to keep an eye on your opponent, but with the little light, you couldn’t see much. You could hear the whispers of the handlers behind you, but you paid them no attention. Sure you were broken and bloody, but you wouldn’t go down without a fight.

The shadowed figure finally emerged and lunged at you. Dizzy from fighting for so long, you miss your mark as you try and punch him. He uses your momentum against you and easily swings you around, dropping you onto the mat. The breath is knocked out of you and everything hurts, but you can’t find it in yourself to be anything but amused.

The more you and the soldat spared, the more confident and cocky you both got with each other. Which resulted in harder sessions, and you started to become more enraptured with the soldat every time he beat you.

Keep reading

😭😭😭 Right in the feels, man. Right in the feels

Imagine how sexy bucky would look with a black vibranium arm

God I hope it has a vibrate setting

Isn’t it called vibranium because it doesn’t vibrate?

@howdidthisevenhappenanyway I’m sure Tony and Bucky can figure all that out. ♥️😉

😂😂 dear lord. I just imagined the gayest thing when i read that

@beebossinner >:D 🍆🍆

You can’t just do these things to my emotions oml

i think it’s really hard to address problematic things on tumblr without people getting super defensive and assuming it’s a personal attack on them, a lot of us are adults and i assume we should be able to have conversations about things in a respectable manner but its rare that i see that.