ahem

"you can't just relate everything back to this ship" prepare to be stunned and amazed at how little control i have over my own brain

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

Just finished reading a letter from my friend Jonathan Harker, I hope he has a nice time during his trip abroad. Doesn't seem too eventful so hopefully it's a nice relaxing stay :)

when i want to play the sims but

I’m laughing so hard rn

bro’s gorgeous 🥹😭

autism gives you superpowers such as "make everyone you meet want to give you sloppy" and also telekinesis