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A Whole Pack of Jackals

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Andy • 1992 • they/them
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hello! i'm andy (though you can call me aj) and i am a 31 year old living in canada. i write, draw, paint, am an avid reader! i do also suffer from severe chronic illnesses (some diagnosed, others not yet) and though I struggle to socialize I do my best to get back to people. :)

some of these you can find in the sidebar if you're on pc, but if you're on mobile this will probably make your life easier lol

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bob-artist

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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oicuperp

hoffman's car

  1. Springfield Armory XD-M
  2. HK USP
  3. Desert Eagle
  4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
  5. SIG P229 Elite
  6. Beretta 92FS
  7. Diamondback DB9
  8. Ruger P-Series pistol
  9. Kel-Tec PMR30
  10. Ruger 22/45
  11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  13. Unidentified (revolver?)
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maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

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sapphixxx

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

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derrida-simp

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

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PHEW.... just over a month of work but it's done 👏 As usual at the end I feel like a couple colors could have been changed but... I'm not doing this one again lmao

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thesituation

it’s so lovely that chilchuck is both the girls’ bedtime stuffed teddy bear & he just puts up with it because he’s a girl dad first and a moody rogue second

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mspaintly

this was so wild

Someone explain

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

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yd12k

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

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I should know better than to reread this thread whenever it comes across my dash. I always cry.

Mr. Rogers was there for me when my parents materially COULD NOT be, and he taught me so much about being in love with the world.

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