“Hi, there, Sheriff Hale,” Stiles says, smirking at Derek and walking closer, and it takes Derek every bit of control he has to not step back.This was not what he expected to find when he got called in at two a.m. for a double murder.

“What are you doing at my crime scene,” Derek says, sending up a silent thanks up to whichever deity made his words come out flatly, in control. He hasn’t seen Stiles in years, since John retired and Derek got elected as his successor. Since the night Derek, high on the town choosing him, thought that now Stiles might—

“Don’t tell me this doesn’t remind you of old times,” Stiles says, taking measured steps closer still, and Derek can feel his skin prickle under Stiles’ steady gaze. He’d feel less naked if Stiles gave him a blatant once over.

“I’m not your dad,” Derek says, ignoring the fact that his deputies and the ME have all stopped working to watch them. “I won’t tolerate you snooping around.”

“Yeah, well, I guess you’ll have to,” Stiles says, taking a final step that brings him into kissing distance. Derek feels the old want unfurl in his stomach, spread through his veins, and he holds his breath as Stiles’ eyes dart down to his mouth and back to his eyes. “Since I’m the new assistant DA.”

Derek swallows hard.

GIVE ME MOAR. I MUST HAVE MOAR.

MOAR!

Not Karl..

Anyone else ever see Alpha Derek and just giggle 'boobies!' ...just me?

do you think about these two all day everyday and how they were perfectly made for one another and they are soulmates who always find and love each other in every lifetime and every universe and they will build a family and live happily together forever even in death or are you normal

listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

Pepperoni (derogatory)

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

Right?!

a trick the vatican doesn’t want you to know about is you can still ask the saints for intercession if you’re not catholic. you don’t have to think they’re magic or anything. you can just talk to them because they’re ghosts. it will piss some of them off though

Bwahaha I have my Catholic husband chuck em a prayer when I need something... lol

I look at all the transgender folk and seeing how happy and how far you’ve come genuinely makes me more happier than ever I am literally in tears.

I love you guys, you deserve all the best 💕💕

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Whatever it is you need good luck for, I wish you good luck. Tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life; you name it. This post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

via lesleyimgart

Regularly.

Same.

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Sodomy

Sodomy