oh, hello there

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

@staff you heard em

environmental storytelling

single man in possession of a good fortune: *exists*

mrs bennet (an empath) : he must be in want of a wife

Listening to native speakers of the language you’re trying to learn

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

one YouTube recommended “their story ❤️” fmv for a kdrama has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up

Send this birthday take to a friend

eternally grateful 

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

Never let this die

NO BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER I RB’D THIS, THIS AD CAME UP:

CONNECT EVERYONE