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The Finger Fucking Female Fury

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A magical half unicorn bisexual blogs, rants, rambles and reviews about comics, cartoons and anything shiny that catches her attention "a smol gay gremlin that has her grubby little mitts all over the gay and silly side of Tumblr" - Brooke :D
Hipster Joker

Batman: The Dark Prince Charming #2

Still better than Leto XD

Digging a trench to set that bar in, I see

Can't believe your impugning his masterful performance

People loved when he said "Its Jokerin' time" and then Jokered everywhere XD

Please never let me picture what "Jokering everywhere" might entail

(Pitch Meeting voice) "Ohhhhhhh the way you said that makes me uncomfortable"

"AS IT SHOULD!"

That asshole is going to stream all his murders and STILL argue in court that he's innocent. "Sir, we have receipts from TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch for your streams of murdering people."

"We live in a society"

"For the last time, that is not an arguement"

Control over an elemental force of nature. And Electro can't think of a single useful thing to do with it. Amazing Spiderman 9

Max could be up there with the likes of Magneto or Graviton. Instead, he… robs banks.

Magneto has a cause and Graviton's a nutbar

There have been a couple of stories where he sets his sights higher but yeah, for the most part Electro is comically petty when you think of how powerful he is XD

Weird lil guys who have some ability/tech/gimmick and say "I'm gonna make this everyone's problem... FOR PROFIT!" are a vital part of the comic book ecosystem. What would The Flash do if they weren't around to provide enrichment?

YOU SPEAK WISELY :D

The thing is that guard is right. If Otto's sentence is as short as this comic is implying, given his abilities there would be a bidding war over him the likes of which you would not BELIEVE. Amazing Spiderman 11

"EMPLOYMENT IS FOR LESSER MEN!

DOCTOR OCTOPUS WILL MAKE MONEY THE WAY A TRULY GREAT MIND SHOULD

BY THREATENING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD OR LAUNCHING AN ANTI COCAINE BOMB INTO SPACE TO BLACKMAIL DRUG ADDICTS"

President Trump was asked about the market's response after his tariff announcement, saying he believed it was "going well" and that the country is "going to boom."

April 3, 2025

This is what happens when you let a mentally inferior fucking monkey that can't count past ten without taking its socks off be in charge of your countries economy

Tesla chief Elon Musk's net worth topped £376.31 million ($486 billion) in December 2024 as US President Donald Trump's reelection further boosted US markets. However, Musk's wealth has dropped by over £113.04 billion ($146 billion) to £263.57 billion ($340.4 billion) as of 1st April, marking the biggest wealth erosion in 2025. However, he remains the wealthiest person on the planet.

As of December 2024, Musk owned 410,794,076 Tesla shares, or nearly 12.7% of the company. So, whenever the stock price drops by £1.88 ($2.43), the price movement costs him £774.31 million ($1 billion). His Tesla stake was worth £152.53 billion ($197 billion) when shares peaked at £371.56 ($479.86) on 17th December. The stock price is off £170 ($220) since its late 2024 peak, closing at £200.67 ($259.16) apiece on 31st March. During several days this year, Musk's net worth tanked by £7.74 billion ($10 billion) in one trading session.

i LIED im not horny for sex. im horny for a soft domestic life. extremely horny for stealing kisses in between cooking dinner. extraordinarily horny for curling up together and watching something funny and talking about our days. off the charts horny for having my hair played with while we snuggle

Yes, this.

But also this, yes.

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