Hey, I'm Grump

B'scuse me

we’ve all been there robbie

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

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Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

they got me dead

let it be known that pokemon stats mean nothing to me

the important things to rank pokemon on are, starting from most important and ending at least important:

1. aesthetics

one of us is gonna have to change.

Queued Stuff: Even Pokemon have online friends

The Department of Impossible Cuteness may have to take the rest of the week off in order to recover from an overdose of kawaii caused by these bird-shaped foods made my Japanese food artist *kaori* aka @lovebirdshowcas.

From adorable birdy omelets and sweet grated radish birds perched on tofu blocks to sweet potato tart birdlings and a fancy bird-themed chirashizushi platter fit for royalty, every last little detail of each dish is so ridiculously cute, we suspect eating them might make you glow in the dark with happiness.

Follow @lovebirdshowcas on Twitter for more photos of impossible cute bird-themed foods.

[via RocketNews24]

@commanderholly

it’s called kanebo evita, a Japanese rose face wash.. but where can we buy it??

It’s not available until September in Japan… This woman got an early tester. Not sure if they plan on selling it anywhere else.

Wanttttt

doot doot doot doot doo doo doo

Unmute this shit

This vine is very close to perfect.

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

roflpancakes

I found one of those concaved optical illusions at Goodwill that follows you as you move around. Now I can disappoint Jesus from every angle.

Of course I’d love the killer robot, right? One of my pieces featured in the Under Tales fan zine! You can pick it up at my roommate @zetallis at Table 1005!