I wish Harry Houdini was still alive he would hate TikTok so much. I wanna tell him about shifting and watch him get ulcers from it.

i still have trouble wrapping my head around how the beatles evolved from hit teen sensation boy band to psychedelic weirdos. i'm trying to think of a modern day equivalent. like what if BTS just got super into ketamine and jimin began singing about ants

I'm not gonna spam pictures, this isn't Facebook, but I did get married this weekend

Got gay married this weekend 🗣️💯‼️

We started dating on tumblr in 2015. Proof that being silly goofy online DOES pull.

I'm not gonna spam pictures, this isn't Facebook, but I did get married this weekend

Got gay married this weekend 🗣️💯‼️

i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

Tiktok is a plague but I did watch a cat eat a rotisserie chicken this evening so that was nice

Tournament 2, Round 1, Poll 11

This is insane Tampa propaganda do NOT BE FOOLED it is a horrible sprawling urban hellscape with record breaking pedestrian deaths, some of the most stupid driving you’ll ever experience and a lifeless, vacant downtown district. That picture is of Ybor, its historic neighborhood and one of the few walkable parts of the city takes up 300 acres of the 112,500 that make Tampa. Every picture of this city is strategically shot to make it look nice when u google it and I promise you it is not impressive as it looks

do not let them lie to you, the best thing Tampa has going for it is that it isn’t Gainesville or Jacksonville 🙏✨

EXOGENESIS: The Reincarnation of GOLB

officially my favorite piece ive done this year <3 the petrigrof brainrot is real lmao

Hey. what is this.

These are just very old pictures of me. AI?????????