is this niche enough for you guys

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

when customers try to get my attention @ work

the a team

sunnymarcos >>> gayrogue

guess who hyperfixated on dnd

lance: that kinkade guy is so friendly!! everyone else: ????

y’all: full of salt and bitterness over ships you over-hyped for yourselves and are now blaming the show for

me: LOOK AT ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL POWERFUL BEAUTIFUL FEMALE CHARACTERS I LOVE THEM ALL

why is keith animated so…..lovingly.. flowy soft hair sparkly anime eyes and all… whereas if lance so much as moves his head to the side he turns into a convincing looney tunes caricature

This is fine.

Ice Cream!

Artist’s Robe - Grayson Perry

what I will wear when I approach Taliesin “Pyramid” Jaffe and ask to join his coven

a reporter, interviewing lance after they return to earth: why did you guys leave the garrison in the first place? no one was telling you to go save takashi shirogane and his crash happened well after your curfew

lance:

UM some verified irish dude just followed me on twitter????? idk if he followed for vld content or what??? also i don’t understand what it is that he’s doing as a job at all?? like why is he famous??????? i’ll keep y'all posted but i’m thinking it’s gotta be by mistake lol

semi famous people follow me on twitter all the time i literally never post anything

lance, texting: omg im keysmashing irl right now

hunk: you mean like laughing??

lance: yeah that

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

My name is Keith Thunderstorm Darkness Dementia Raven Kogane and I have a medium length black mullet (that’s how I got my name) and purple eyes like an UHHH eggplant and a lot of people tell me I look like Kristen Stewert during The Runaways movie (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Rolo but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a galra, and I go to a aerospace school called the Galaxy Garrison in New Mexico where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black v-neck with matching fingerless gloves and a black leather skinny jeans, a red cropped jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Galaxy Garrison. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.