Naismith, you snitching, swiss-cheese-eating WHORE

you cant say shut up you stupid idiot in comment sections anymore. you cant say hey moron when did you graduate from idiot school anymore

instagram keeps yelling at me. Dont call people morons they say. Please stop calling people morons. now i have to say are you aware you are wrong? When my heart wants to say hey shit for brains maybe your second day on earth will go better

we wouldn't even have any hyperpop to kill a victorian child with if it weren't for hip hop and rap

Can Hobie be jamaican-english specifically instead of just black-british?Can Hobie be autistic and never be able to mask his whole life and have trauma from it?Can he also have adultification and intergenerational trauma?Can he date other black people exclusively but include mixed people in it regardless of what their other races are?Can he be punk4punk and trans and faggy?Can he love dogs and the sea and be a huge mama's boy who respects women and disrespects men?Can he be a calypso music and rap and hiphop and jazz fan in addition to being a punk rocker?Can he use babygirl and babyboy as petnames for his partner without it being sexual or an insult but him genuinely trying to be sweet and comforting and protective?Can he be a Wendell & Wild and Amanda The Adventurer fan?Can he be vulnerable and have a wide range of personality traits instead of just 'the big brother of the Spiderband'?Can he not be accused of 'taking advantage of Gwen when she was in a really vulnerable place' by being shipped with her when they're literally best friends on equal grounds and she spent the whole movie flirting with Miles so she clearly WANTS to date?Can she be headcanoned as a black mom white dad biracial instead of bashed so her writing can be fixed?Can Hobie just have dark brown eyes instead of that stupid ass heterochromia hack?Can Hobie be fucking black instead of being written like a white altie or a black male stereotype?

Not what I expected coming from John Green

I said what I said.

what the fuck

Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

a meri for meri day. merry meri day

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

accurate.