in honor of ppl calling astarion chaotic evil for some reason, lets look at the players handbook alignment section, specifically the three chaotic alignments: "Chaotic good (CG) creatures act as their conscience directs, with little regard for what others expect. Copper dragons, many elves, and unicorns are chaotic good." "Chaotic neutral (CN) creatures follow their whims, holding their personal freedom above all else. Many barbarians and rogues, and some bards, are chaotic neutral." "Chaotic evil (CE) creatures act with arbitrary violence, spurred by their greed, hatred, or bloodlust. Demons, red dragons, and orcs are chaotic evil."

astarion does not act on arbitrary violence, and even admonishes you for doing so if you play durge (the urge during act 2), because you could have had better chances and influence if they were alive. he cares about his own freedom, and power is a method to get and keep it. he does not care about violence either way when it does not suit his bids for freedom through gaining power. he is chaotic neutral, that's why he will stay in both a 'good' and 'evil' run of bg3. the only evil companion is minthara. companions are not accessible if you play in a moral alignment contrary to their own (i.e. wyll and karlach leaving during an 'evil' run and minthara being inaccessible for a 'good' run). so astarion staying during both alignments means he is neutral.

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

cassiopeia - [astarion ancunin]

ft. astarion x afab!reader

18+ MINORS DNI. if you do not have your age on your blog you will be blocked, you must be 18+ to interact with and follow this content.

disclaimers: smutty ‘continuation’ of the graveyard scene, potential hints at spoilers read at your own discretion!! nothing is stated outright though, lightly touches on astarion’s past. smut, unprotected p in v, afab!receiving oral, i think that’s all!! <3

word count: 5.9k (how did that happen?? whoops)

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Softer Now (18+)

Ahh! You guys seem to be really enjoying these. I realized I was just writing the same Tav so there's that

Warnings: Soft smut, definite voyeurism, a decent amount of blood drinking, Soft!Astarion, pre-Act III, post-Act II

Okay but I love super petty shit. It's so good and I will eat this meal all day. Delicious

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

Fanartists:

Thingiverse users:

Royalty free sounds

Flash games

Productivity has always been there

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

Fanfiction authors!!

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

Nct 127: *discussing what they wanna eat for dinner*

Yuta: I love Mark

The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what the tags could have been.

having a good hyung to warm you up 🥺

the nightgown - w.jh

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 : wen junhui x afab!reader

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 : fluffy smut

𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : mature

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : jun comes home and finds you wearing the nightgown signifying you're okay with somnophilia, where jun can wake you up with sex

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 : 616

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : somnophilia, unprotected sex (please. use protection unless you want a baby. please.) very sweet smut where jun does all the work. jun manhandling you gently. jun calls you love. lot's of him saying "i love you" but dw y/n says it back. its super domestic.

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 : it's not super edited but please enjoy <3

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Your writing is wonderful as always! I love the idea of certain articles of clothing signifying "certain things" ;) ;)

Short and sweet. Good stuff 10/10

Do other USAmericans not know the names of the Great Lakes?? I grew up in the midwest so like. They’re important here but I never considered that other people might not give a fuck about these terrifying inland seas until I was reading a fic that said “the large Lake Michigan and another called Lake Erie” as if there are people who don’t know about Lake Michigan and Lake Erie.

Is that the case?? Are people outside of the midwest aware of these bodies of water outside of being just big lakes???

Okay so apparently people outside of the area near the lakes aren’t actually taught shit about them, which stresses me out so much actually??? These are NOT normal lakes, they are essentially inland freshwater seas with very strong currents (Superior, Huron, and Michigan are three of the ten largest lakes in the world), tp the point where they can have tsunamis, and are well known for people drowning and ships sinking in them. It’s estimated that anywhere beteen 6,000 and 30,000 ships have sunken in the Great Lakes.

We’re only about halfway through 2022 and there’s already been around 60 drownings this year alone. I really wonder how many of those deaths were tourists who weren’t aware of the very real dangers of these waters and treated them like normal lakes. If you visit them, treat them like you’d treat the ocean and be very careful.

Also, names from largest to smallest:

The mnemonic is HOMES!!

I grew up pretty far from the Great Lakes and learned all their names, but the only one I can pick out by name (anymore) is Michigan. But I did put them down as “lakes, but big; dangerous i guess???” until I saw one and-

like. I grew up off the north Atlantic and so if you are from a place that’s Ocean, I think the “These are not lakes, they are inland seas and they will kill you dead” is pretty obvious from, like. the waves and the very clear Sea Behavior. I actually found living near Lake Michigan for a couple months much more concerning than living near the ocean, and had nightmares about it a couple times.

Freak

Pairing(s): Eddie Munson x F!Reader

Summary: You can't get enough of Eddie's cock and he can't get enough of you.

Tags: 18+, rough sex, pwp, p in v, smut, dirty talk, praise kink, slight degradation kink, light anal play, rough oral sex (male receiving), crying during sex, fluff

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: Started this last night at 1 a.m. and my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I finished it, so, here it is. Also using this as my entry for @huffle-pissed’s Vibes and Valentines challenge (months late, I know, ‘cause I suck) where my prompt was, “You like it that much, huh?”, and that’ll be in bold. Thank you to my darling @makeadealwithdean for beta-ing! GIF is mine. Hope you guys enjoy!

You can also read me on Ao3!

EDDIE MUNSON MASTERLIST | STRANGER THINGS MASTERLIST | MAIN MASTERLIST

“Jesussss fuck,” Eddie lets out, low and breathy as he watches you take him all the way in your mouth. You’re on your knees, thighs spread, topless, cheer skirt still on, and Eddie reaches down to brush some hair out of your face when you look up at him through your lashes, gentle and loving, like you’re not gagging on his cock. He grabs himself at his base with one hand before pulling back, and you release him with a soft ‘pop’. “Look at me, honey — good girl — let me see —”

There is a candidate named Tiffany G. in the current Ao3 board elections with a pro-censorship position for getting Ao3 unbanned in China. This is ship and kink agnostic: the only way to get Ao3 unbanned in China would be the removal of all explicit queer content to bring it in line with the online censorship policies of the CCP Pre-ban, Chinese writers used Ao3 to host LGBTQ+ and explicit content due to being censored on Chinese websites, and writers of danmei (m/m) stories have been sent to prison in China for publishing queer content.

There are 3 seats, and 5 candidates (including her) so she has an actual chance to get elected. If you’ve contributed $10 in the past year and have eligibility to vote in this election, it is essential that you do so. Please check your e-mail for the ballot and vote for everyone except Tiffany in whichever order you prefer based on their stances.

Important context including how essential it is to vote this time if you want to support Ao3s current policies

Chinese fandoms on Weibo are up in arms against this candidate warning about her intention to bring Ao3 in line with the Chinese censored fanfic sites

Chat transcript of her election interview, including discussion of making Ao3 more publicly appealing, complaints about how it was banned in China, and the suggestion of removing ‘illegal’ content besides underage - which, in China, includes queer and explicit content - and avoidance of clear answers about which content would be censored