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I'm not an expert, but I think something has gone wrong in the Glade.

I'm gonna tell you a secret.....

Jew here with a friendly reminder that:

BUT ALSO

reblog to piss on christopher columbus

"why did you say yes to my clan's offer?"

gojo tilts his head, peering over the edges of his sunglasses, a lightning strike of blue. you're still not used to it, the intensity of his gaze. it makes you think of crystalline lakes that fade into deeper, darker waters.

"did you want me to leave you to the sharks?" he asks.

you scowl. "i'm not talking about dinner."

"so you admit your family are sharks."

"everyone knows that," you say. "hold this."

he eyes the bunch of leggy irises you're handing him, the blooms the deep purple of a fading sunset. he takes them with a grin. "flowers? for me? you shouldn't have."

"you're so annoying."

"you love me."

"ugh."

you tease out an iris from his grip and slip it into the arrangement you're making, weaving the stem carefully into place. "don't think you're avoiding the question," you say. "why did you agree to marry me?"

"filial piety," he says.

you raise a brow. "liar."

he starts to hand over the rest of the irises when you gesture for them. when you reach out, he catches your hand and tugs you into the circle of his arms. the irises tumble to the floor.

he lowers his head; it brings him close, until you're breathing in his air. this close, his eyes are all ocean, a ripcurrent gaze. his arms tighten around you.

"maybe i just like you."

you suck in a sharp breath.

"you could have asked me out like a normal person."

he grins.

"where's the fun in that?"

LOVE the phrase if push comes to shove. if things get fucking violent

If slash comes to stab

IF SLASH COMES TO STAB!!!

Revived 🥲

THE HAPPY YRWILFOFOFOFO

"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard

this is mean

god rlly gives her weakest soldiers the hardest battles huh

onsen incident  — gojo satoru

synopsis. gojo satoru gets everything he wants and right now he really wants to go to an onsen with you.

contents. fluff, lovesick!gojo, he's just a cute loser, highschool!gojo (first year), he needs to be locked up asap

notes. this is part ii to indulge me? and a piece in the series, but can be read alone.

you’re not sure how you ended up here. one moment you were exorcizing a grade one curse that rampaged a small town with gojo and now you find yourself back at the ryokan you had stayed at the prior night. except this time around you have an overly excited gojo, still at a high from the successful mission.

“suguru mentioned how nice the onsens here were,” he brings up innocently, his lips curving into a sly grin. you spare him a side glance. 

“we should be heading back to the airport to return to tokyo,” you asserted, eyes trained on the entrance of the onsen— a wooden paneled door leading to the private hot spring that came with the room you and gojo had unknowingly reserved. 

gojo stretched leisurely, his body arched like a cat as he yawns, “i don’t know about you but i’m beat! that curse wore out all my energy and a quick dip in an onsen is just what this body needs.” he opens one eye, gauging your reaction.

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