Motherfuckers lied to me, enzymes don't look like Pac-Man at all. 😠😠😡😡🤬

Lady at work was telling me about her son who makes music so I asked what kind of music he makes and she said "oh you know he just makes his little sounds"

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why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

My internet wont work 90s/2000s starter pack

OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter

Spotify and Pinterest being on the list is what killed me ashdksl

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school