Homophobic Pearl
im like 99% sure you mean pearl from ace attorney because of my latest drawing, but I didn’t realize that until after the power of these words made me black out and make this comic in under 10 minutes , so…
So uh. Here you go i guess.
Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. “I am not harmed by fire or explosives.” Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.
guy whose eyes are welling up with tears: a station built just for playing. i think id like that. id like that very much
dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress
im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only
Don't ever let me catch you gathering acorns on this side of the woodlands again
BREAKING: the Tampa Bay Rays have vanished completely due to no children on Earth believing in them anymore.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
thank you jeremy what does this mean ❤️
Words cannot describe how much I want to ride this
big things happening in baseball
some of you just cannot accept that “i just don’t like it” is a complete reason to not engage with media or a facet of media
funniest possible advice
