Tagged by my dear @byakuyasuggestions to take this Color Personality Test. It looks like you’ve not forgotten me after all.

Anyways. Let’s see…

Seems like I am yellowgreen or #9ACD32

Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There’s no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don’t be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people’s. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You’re not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.

Quite fascinating. Both the results and the fact that this is exactly the same as my dear’s. Looks as if I wasn’t completely wrong about us being similar after all.

Now let’s get to the point. Since this a form of light-hearted entertainment, the results are satisfying but not accurate.

‘Think twice before you act’, I strongly believe in that. I don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about my adventurous streak. Well, of course I don’t want to be seen as a boring person. Hmm.. I also happen to have a adventurous streak. But my case seems to contradict your results. With me, it’s impossible to see me a boring person, solely because of the adventurous streak I possess.

Well, it’s not required for me to tell others about what I desire. I get what I want well a ‘destined’ fight with my dear may count as an exception. And yes, I do value accomplishment if they’re worth it.

‘Bright outlook’. Ha ha. Fine, I suppose not as bright as you’re putting it up there. Aww.. who says that I’m not a ‘bouncy sunshine’. People such as my dear refer to me as someone with malicious intent and I always feel hurt by those statements.

I shall tag: @rirukasuggestions, @orihimesuggestions, @uraharasuggestions, @yoruichisuggestions.

… more evidence that this ‘personality test’ is nothing but trash.

You seem quite surprised, my dear. Well I did say that it was ‘light-hearted entertainment’, didn’t I?

I do not care what you have said, this test does not know a thing about personalities.

Of course you don’t my dear but despite that I will continue. That was very well expected of you. And yes this test doesn’t know a thing about personalities just because it’s a form of ‘light-hearted entertainment’.

Tagged by my dear @byakuyasuggestions to take this Color Personality Test. It looks like you’ve not forgotten me after all.

Anyways. Let’s see…

Seems like I am yellowgreen or #9ACD32

Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There’s no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don’t be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people’s. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You’re not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.

Quite fascinating. Both the results and the fact that this is exactly the same as my dear’s. Looks as if I wasn’t completely wrong about us being similar after all.

Now let’s get to the point. Since this a form of light-hearted entertainment, the results are satisfying but not accurate.

‘Think twice before you act’, I strongly believe in that. I don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about my adventurous streak. Well, of course I don’t want to be seen as a boring person. Hmm.. I also happen to have a adventurous streak. But my case seems to contradict your results. With me, it’s impossible to see me a boring person, solely because of the adventurous streak I possess.

Well, it’s not required for me to tell others about what I desire. I get what I want well a ‘destined’ fight with my dear may count as an exception. And yes, I do value accomplishment if they’re worth it.

‘Bright outlook’. Ha ha. Fine, I suppose not as bright as you’re putting it up there. Aww.. who says that I’m not a ‘bouncy sunshine’. People such as my dear refer to me as someone with malicious intent and I always feel hurt by those statements.

I shall tag: @rirukasuggestions, @orihimesuggestions, @uraharasuggestions, @yoruichisuggestions.

… more evidence that this ‘personality test’ is nothing but trash.

You seem quite surprised, my dear. Well I did say that it was 'light-hearted entertainment', didn’t I?

… I wish to know why someone is asking you this question.

#you may wish to become… intimate with me #but I cannot say the same about you

…oh? You can’t say it, swishy Kuchiki?

GASP!

Is this - is this a story of forbidden love?!??!? 

The noble Shinigami, consumed by overwhelming sensations of lust and desire the likes of which his icy heart has never known before, finds the words he needs to confess his love - to an ARRANCAR, no less! - locked away, by the dastardly regulatory trappings of his esteemed Soul Society, behind his undoubtedly agile tongue??!??!?

#there’s no possible way i misread this situation #YOU WANT ME KUCHIKI #I KNOW YOU DO

….I do not think I have ever seen anyone misread a situation as greatly as you just have, and I am surrounded by imbeciles like @kenpachisuggestions regularly. 

You are a mere hollow, who is also dead. A hollow so completely obsessed with sexual intimacy that he believes the, frankly very obvious, lies @aizensamasuggestions tells him. If you think I would be in any way interested with someone of that caliber then you are a greater fool than I had originally thought.

In my defense, I have never lied, precisely speaking, to @szayelsuggestions.  I may have… re-negotiated our contract after situations changed, but I was absolutely willing to give him the experience he craved because my hypnosis is PERFECT, after all, in exchange for his scientific know-how.

For my money, you two would make a lovely couple. They do say opposites attract, and I am at a loss to think of anyone more opposite you, Captain Kuchiki, than Szayelaporro Granz.

HA!!!

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

WE’RE GETTIN’ TOGETHER, BYAKUYA-CHAN

THAT’S SCIENCE, BITCHES

…. Please refrain from addressing me so informally, Espada

It seems to me that you are wrong. I am not going to be with you in any way, certainly not in a sexual manner either.

Also, @aizensamasuggestions I suppose my phrasing was off, you did not lie, per say, but this fool fell for your obvious manipulations simply because he wishes to have sexual interactions with you.

Captain Kuchiki, it’s very dangerous to call Octava Espada a fool.  I would recommend you expand your vocabulary of insults. Because while  @szayelsuggestions may be many things, he is NOT a simpleton.  

And obvious?  I believe the word you’re looking for is straight-forward. Szayel knew exactly what I wanted from him in exchange.  It’s call negotiation, Captain, not manipulation.

At any rate, I see no harm to you or anyone else if I entertain one of Szayelaporro’s many appetites. What does it matter to you if my intentions with him are honorable or not? Do you guard his virtue so covetously?

Szayel… do you see what I see?  Kuchiki is apparently very worried that I might be taking advantage of you.

Do you think he could be JEALOUS?

Oh? And why would I call @szayelsuggestions anything but what he is? 

If you think I am scared of that pink-haired denizen then you are highly mistaken, I defeated your Séptima Espada with relative ease and I do believe this one is a rank lower than that.

Also, your attempts to make it seem as if I would actually want to be in such an inappropriate relationship with such an audacious person are truly pathetic, maybe even more so than the fool you are trying to insist I want to be in said inappropriate relationship with.

I’m intrigued by your ideas of “inappropriateness,” Captain Kuchiki.  What exactly would be inappropriate about having a sexual or romantic relationship with @szayelsuggestions?  Is it because he’s a former enemy? I will point out that @grimmjowsuggestions / @sextasuggestions was/is currently working to stop @yhwachsuggestions at the risk of his own life.  I, too, have joined forces against the Quincy.  With me, comes my army.  Therefor, if your hesitation is that dallying with Szayel would be fraternization with the enemy, you can set that concern aside.

Or… do you have some prejudice against Hollows?

Or… is it that you find “audacious persons” to be inappropriate?  

I’m just curious.

And… Captain, don’t be a fool.  Just because you defeated Zommari does not mean you could easily defeat Szayel.  Their fighting styles are extremely different. Also, you must have noticed that the ranks of my Espada changed constantly.  Espada are, by their nature of being elevated Hollows, FAR stronger than you are, particularly hobbled as you are by being a Pure Soul.

Let me remind you, Kuchiki Byakuya, an upstart royka boy with zero formal training brought you down, a Rukongai dog brought you to one knee, and a HUMAN full bring nearly destroyed you.

You have no reason to put on such arrogant airs. True, you won all but one of these fights, but each one was by the skin of your teeth.

Your pure, noble blood is actually your detriment.  It is far, far stronger to be mingled with Hollow blood. 

It is none of those things. It is inappropriate for me to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with someone I do not know and frankly dislike. I am not one to have meaningless sexual or romantic relations. Also, this Espada is dead, it would be impossible for me to do so even if I did wish to do so.

Oh and far stronger, you say? Is that why I defeated one of them? Is that why all of the Espada, with the exception of the Sexta and Tres Espada, are dead, almost all killed by Shinigami who have no Hollow blood? Is that why your strongest Espada was killed by Kyoraku Shunsui, who is, like me, a pure blood noble?

What you say is true, Kurosaki Ichigo won our battle, Renji surprised me with his growth, and Tsukishima Shūkurō had made me work harder in battle than I had thought I would have to, but that does not change the fact that I am stronger than this Espada.

You may call me arrogant but that is not true, I merely know of my own capabilities.

So you really did acknowledge me after all, my dear.

Of course I had, I would not have told you of how I enjoyed our battle if I hadn’t.

#i only enjoy battles in which i have to work #killing fodder is not amusing

You do realize whatever you’re saying now is contradicting with what you had said earlier. Just to remind you; you said and I quote- “….. nothing but mere fodder for my blade.”

Earlier you were referring to me as ‘ mere fodder for your blade’ but now you’re not. There is some inconsistency in that but this once I take it as a praise, my dear. After all you’re admitting my worth and–

WAIT…

You are admitting that you really did acknowledge me and that you enjoyed our battle…

….All at once.

Also, that I made you work harder in battle.

Apart from all those things, you for the first time did not being refer to me as a ‘fool’.

I can’t belie—

IS THIS AN IMPOSTER!!??

I had said if we were to fight again that you would be nothing but mere fodder for my blade and that is true, I am stronger than I was before and I already know that my planned techniques will no longer work on you, I would not have to spend energy figuring that out if we were to fight again.

I do not see why you are so shocked, I have never said that I did not enjoy our previous battle, I have never said that I did not acknowledge your strength and I have never said that you did not make me work hard in our previous battle, granted I did not call you a fool, which I do quite often, but that was because you were not being foolish in the context in which @aizensamasuggestions and I were discussing. It is not that shocking.

#where is my /dear/?

I cannot tell you that as I do not know who your dear is, because it certainly is not me.

STOP!

Don’t ruin this moment for me my dear. Let me revel in it!

I do not see what there is to revel in and I am most certainly not your dear.

It’s called having ‘emotions’, my dear. Something you are not capable of exhibiting (or possessing).

… I wish to know why someone is asking you this question.

#you may wish to become… intimate with me #but I cannot say the same about you

…oh? You can’t say it, swishy Kuchiki?

GASP!

Is this - is this a story of forbidden love?!??!? 

The noble Shinigami, consumed by overwhelming sensations of lust and desire the likes of which his icy heart has never known before, finds the words he needs to confess his love - to an ARRANCAR, no less! - locked away, by the dastardly regulatory trappings of his esteemed Soul Society, behind his undoubtedly agile tongue??!??!?

#there’s no possible way i misread this situation #YOU WANT ME KUCHIKI #I KNOW YOU DO

….I do not think I have ever seen anyone misread a situation as greatly as you just have, and I am surrounded by imbeciles like @kenpachisuggestions regularly. 

You are a mere hollow, who is also dead. A hollow so completely obsessed with sexual intimacy that he believes the, frankly very obvious, lies @aizensamasuggestions tells him. If you think I would be in any way interested with someone of that caliber then you are a greater fool than I had originally thought.

In my defense, I have never lied, precisely speaking, to @szayelsuggestions.  I may have… re-negotiated our contract after situations changed, but I was absolutely willing to give him the experience he craved because my hypnosis is PERFECT, after all, in exchange for his scientific know-how.

For my money, you two would make a lovely couple. They do say opposites attract, and I am at a loss to think of anyone more opposite you, Captain Kuchiki, than Szayelaporro Granz.

HA!!!

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

WE’RE GETTIN’ TOGETHER, BYAKUYA-CHAN

THAT’S SCIENCE, BITCHES

…. Please refrain from addressing me so informally, Espada

It seems to me that you are wrong. I am not going to be with you in any way, certainly not in a sexual manner either.

Also, @aizensamasuggestions I suppose my phrasing was off, you did not lie, per say, but this fool fell for your obvious manipulations simply because he wishes to have sexual interactions with you.

Captain Kuchiki, it’s very dangerous to call Octava Espada a fool.  I would recommend you expand your vocabulary of insults. Because while  @szayelsuggestions may be many things, he is NOT a simpleton.  

And obvious?  I believe the word you’re looking for is straight-forward. Szayel knew exactly what I wanted from him in exchange.  It’s call negotiation, Captain, not manipulation.

At any rate, I see no harm to you or anyone else if I entertain one of Szayelaporro’s many appetites. What does it matter to you if my intentions with him are honorable or not? Do you guard his virtue so covetously?

Szayel… do you see what I see?  Kuchiki is apparently very worried that I might be taking advantage of you.

Do you think he could be JEALOUS?

Oh? And why would I call @szayelsuggestions anything but what he is? 

If you think I am scared of that pink-haired denizen then you are highly mistaken, I defeated your Séptima Espada with relative ease and I do believe this one is a rank lower than that.

Also, your attempts to make it seem as if I would actually want to be in such an inappropriate relationship with such an audacious person are truly pathetic, maybe even more so than the fool you are trying to insist I want to be in said inappropriate relationship with.

I’m intrigued by your ideas of “inappropriateness,” Captain Kuchiki.  What exactly would be inappropriate about having a sexual or romantic relationship with @szayelsuggestions?  Is it because he’s a former enemy? I will point out that @grimmjowsuggestions / @sextasuggestions was/is currently working to stop @yhwachsuggestions at the risk of his own life.  I, too, have joined forces against the Quincy.  With me, comes my army.  Therefor, if your hesitation is that dallying with Szayel would be fraternization with the enemy, you can set that concern aside.

Or… do you have some prejudice against Hollows?

Or… is it that you find “audacious persons” to be inappropriate?  

I’m just curious.

And… Captain, don’t be a fool.  Just because you defeated Zommari does not mean you could easily defeat Szayel.  Their fighting styles are extremely different. Also, you must have noticed that the ranks of my Espada changed constantly.  Espada are, by their nature of being elevated Hollows, FAR stronger than you are, particularly hobbled as you are by being a Pure Soul.

Let me remind you, Kuchiki Byakuya, an upstart royka boy with zero formal training brought you down, a Rukongai dog brought you to one knee, and a HUMAN full bring nearly destroyed you.

You have no reason to put on such arrogant airs. True, you won all but one of these fights, but each one was by the skin of your teeth.

Your pure, noble blood is actually your detriment.  It is far, far stronger to be mingled with Hollow blood. 

It is none of those things. It is inappropriate for me to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with someone I do not know and frankly dislike. I am not one to have meaningless sexual or romantic relations. Also, this Espada is dead, it would be impossible for me to do so even if I did wish to do so.

Oh and far stronger, you say? Is that why I defeated one of them? Is that why all of the Espada, with the exception of the Sexta and Tres Espada, are dead, almost all killed by Shinigami who have no Hollow blood? Is that why your strongest Espada was killed by Kyoraku Shunsui, who is, like me, a pure blood noble?

What you say is true, Kurosaki Ichigo won our battle, Renji surprised me with his growth, and Tsukishima Shūkurō had made me work harder in battle than I had thought I would have to, but that does not change the fact that I am stronger than this Espada.

You may call me arrogant but that is not true, I merely know of my own capabilities.

So you really did acknowledge me after all, my dear.

Of course I had, I would not have told you of how I enjoyed our battle if I hadn’t.

#i only enjoy battles in which i have to work #killing fodder is not amusing

You do realize whatever you’re saying now is contradicting with what you had said earlier. Just to remind you; you said and I quote- “….. nothing but mere fodder for my blade.”

Earlier you were referring to me as ‘ mere fodder for your blade’ but now you’re not. There is some inconsistency in that but this once I take it as a praise, my dear. After all you’re admitting my worth and–

WAIT…

You are admitting that you really did acknowledge me and that you enjoyed our battle…

….All at once.

Also, that I made you work harder in battle.

Apart from all those things, you for the first time did not being refer to me as a ‘fool’.

I can’t belie—

IS THIS AN IMPOSTER!!??

I had said if we were to fight again that you would be nothing but mere fodder for my blade and that is true, I am stronger than I was before and I already know that my planned techniques will no longer work on you, I would not have to spend energy figuring that out if we were to fight again.

I do not see why you are so shocked, I have never said that I did not enjoy our previous battle, I have never said that I did not acknowledge your strength and I have never said that you did not make me work hard in our previous battle, granted I did not call you a fool, which I do quite often, but that was because you were not being foolish in the context in which @aizensamasuggestions and I were discussing. It is not that shocking.

#where is my /dear/?

I cannot tell you that as I do not know who your dear is, because it certainly is not me.

STOP!

Don't ruin this moment for me my dear. Let me revel in it!

… I wish to know why someone is asking you this question.

#you may wish to become… intimate with me #but I cannot say the same about you

…oh? You can’t say it, swishy Kuchiki?

GASP!

Is this - is this a story of forbidden love?!??!? 

The noble Shinigami, consumed by overwhelming sensations of lust and desire the likes of which his icy heart has never known before, finds the words he needs to confess his love - to an ARRANCAR, no less! - locked away, by the dastardly regulatory trappings of his esteemed Soul Society, behind his undoubtedly agile tongue??!??!?

#there’s no possible way i misread this situation #YOU WANT ME KUCHIKI #I KNOW YOU DO

….I do not think I have ever seen anyone misread a situation as greatly as you just have, and I am surrounded by imbeciles like @kenpachisuggestions regularly. 

You are a mere hollow, who is also dead. A hollow so completely obsessed with sexual intimacy that he believes the, frankly very obvious, lies @aizensamasuggestions tells him. If you think I would be in any way interested with someone of that caliber then you are a greater fool than I had originally thought.

In my defense, I have never lied, precisely speaking, to @szayelsuggestions.  I may have… re-negotiated our contract after situations changed, but I was absolutely willing to give him the experience he craved because my hypnosis is PERFECT, after all, in exchange for his scientific know-how.

For my money, you two would make a lovely couple. They do say opposites attract, and I am at a loss to think of anyone more opposite you, Captain Kuchiki, than Szayelaporro Granz.

HA!!!

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

WE’RE GETTIN’ TOGETHER, BYAKUYA-CHAN

THAT’S SCIENCE, BITCHES

…. Please refrain from addressing me so informally, Espada

It seems to me that you are wrong. I am not going to be with you in any way, certainly not in a sexual manner either.

Also, @aizensamasuggestions I suppose my phrasing was off, you did not lie, per say, but this fool fell for your obvious manipulations simply because he wishes to have sexual interactions with you.

Captain Kuchiki, it’s very dangerous to call Octava Espada a fool.  I would recommend you expand your vocabulary of insults. Because while  @szayelsuggestions may be many things, he is NOT a simpleton.  

And obvious?  I believe the word you’re looking for is straight-forward. Szayel knew exactly what I wanted from him in exchange.  It’s call negotiation, Captain, not manipulation.

At any rate, I see no harm to you or anyone else if I entertain one of Szayelaporro’s many appetites. What does it matter to you if my intentions with him are honorable or not? Do you guard his virtue so covetously?

Szayel… do you see what I see?  Kuchiki is apparently very worried that I might be taking advantage of you.

Do you think he could be JEALOUS?

Oh? And why would I call @szayelsuggestions anything but what he is? 

If you think I am scared of that pink-haired denizen then you are highly mistaken, I defeated your Séptima Espada with relative ease and I do believe this one is a rank lower than that.

Also, your attempts to make it seem as if I would actually want to be in such an inappropriate relationship with such an audacious person are truly pathetic, maybe even more so than the fool you are trying to insist I want to be in said inappropriate relationship with.

I’m intrigued by your ideas of “inappropriateness,” Captain Kuchiki.  What exactly would be inappropriate about having a sexual or romantic relationship with @szayelsuggestions?  Is it because he’s a former enemy? I will point out that @grimmjowsuggestions / @sextasuggestions was/is currently working to stop @yhwachsuggestions at the risk of his own life.  I, too, have joined forces against the Quincy.  With me, comes my army.  Therefor, if your hesitation is that dallying with Szayel would be fraternization with the enemy, you can set that concern aside.

Or… do you have some prejudice against Hollows?

Or… is it that you find “audacious persons” to be inappropriate?  

I’m just curious.

And… Captain, don’t be a fool.  Just because you defeated Zommari does not mean you could easily defeat Szayel.  Their fighting styles are extremely different. Also, you must have noticed that the ranks of my Espada changed constantly.  Espada are, by their nature of being elevated Hollows, FAR stronger than you are, particularly hobbled as you are by being a Pure Soul.

Let me remind you, Kuchiki Byakuya, an upstart royka boy with zero formal training brought you down, a Rukongai dog brought you to one knee, and a HUMAN full bring nearly destroyed you.

You have no reason to put on such arrogant airs. True, you won all but one of these fights, but each one was by the skin of your teeth.

Your pure, noble blood is actually your detriment.  It is far, far stronger to be mingled with Hollow blood. 

It is none of those things. It is inappropriate for me to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with someone I do not know and frankly dislike. I am not one to have meaningless sexual or romantic relations. Also, this Espada is dead, it would be impossible for me to do so even if I did wish to do so.

Oh and far stronger, you say? Is that why I defeated one of them? Is that why all of the Espada, with the exception of the Sexta and Tres Espada, are dead, almost all killed by Shinigami who have no Hollow blood? Is that why your strongest Espada was killed by Kyoraku Shunsui, who is, like me, a pure blood noble?

What you say is true, Kurosaki Ichigo won our battle, Renji surprised me with his growth, and Tsukishima Shūkurō had made me work harder in battle than I had thought I would have to, but that does not change the fact that I am stronger than this Espada.

You may call me arrogant but that is not true, I merely know of my own capabilities.

So you really did acknowledge me after all, my dear.

Of course I had, I would not have told you of how I enjoyed our battle if I hadn’t.

#i only enjoy battles in which i have to work #killing fodder is not amusing

You do realize whatever you’re saying now is contradicting with what you had said earlier. Just to remind you; you said and I quote- “….. nothing but mere fodder for my blade.”

Earlier you were referring to me as ‘ mere fodder for your blade’ but now you’re not. There is some inconsistency in that but this once I take it as a praise, my dear. After all you’re admitting my worth and–

WAIT…

You are admitting that you really did acknowledge me and that you enjoyed our battle…

….All at once.

Also, that I made you work harder in battle.

Apart from all those things, you for the first time did not being refer to me as a ‘fool’.

I can’t belie—

IS THIS AN IMPOSTER!!??

… I wish to know why someone is asking you this question.

#you may wish to become… intimate with me #but I cannot say the same about you

…oh? You can’t say it, swishy Kuchiki?

GASP!

Is this - is this a story of forbidden love?!??!? 

The noble Shinigami, consumed by overwhelming sensations of lust and desire the likes of which his icy heart has never known before, finds the words he needs to confess his love - to an ARRANCAR, no less! - locked away, by the dastardly regulatory trappings of his esteemed Soul Society, behind his undoubtedly agile tongue??!??!?

#there’s no possible way i misread this situation #YOU WANT ME KUCHIKI #I KNOW YOU DO

….I do not think I have ever seen anyone misread a situation as greatly as you just have, and I am surrounded by imbeciles like @kenpachisuggestions regularly. 

You are a mere hollow, who is also dead. A hollow so completely obsessed with sexual intimacy that he believes the, frankly very obvious, lies @aizensamasuggestions tells him. If you think I would be in any way interested with someone of that caliber then you are a greater fool than I had originally thought.

In my defense, I have never lied, precisely speaking, to @szayelsuggestions.  I may have… re-negotiated our contract after situations changed, but I was absolutely willing to give him the experience he craved because my hypnosis is PERFECT, after all, in exchange for his scientific know-how.

For my money, you two would make a lovely couple. They do say opposites attract, and I am at a loss to think of anyone more opposite you, Captain Kuchiki, than Szayelaporro Granz.

HA!!!

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

WE’RE GETTIN’ TOGETHER, BYAKUYA-CHAN

THAT’S SCIENCE, BITCHES

…. Please refrain from addressing me so informally, Espada

It seems to me that you are wrong. I am not going to be with you in any way, certainly not in a sexual manner either.

Also, @aizensamasuggestions I suppose my phrasing was off, you did not lie, per say, but this fool fell for your obvious manipulations simply because he wishes to have sexual interactions with you.

Captain Kuchiki, it’s very dangerous to call Octava Espada a fool.  I would recommend you expand your vocabulary of insults. Because while  @szayelsuggestions may be many things, he is NOT a simpleton.  

And obvious?  I believe the word you’re looking for is straight-forward. Szayel knew exactly what I wanted from him in exchange.  It’s call negotiation, Captain, not manipulation.

At any rate, I see no harm to you or anyone else if I entertain one of Szayelaporro’s many appetites. What does it matter to you if my intentions with him are honorable or not? Do you guard his virtue so covetously?

Szayel… do you see what I see?  Kuchiki is apparently very worried that I might be taking advantage of you.

Do you think he could be JEALOUS?

Oh? And why would I call @szayelsuggestions anything but what he is? 

If you think I am scared of that pink-haired denizen then you are highly mistaken, I defeated your Séptima Espada with relative ease and I do believe this one is a rank lower than that.

Also, your attempts to make it seem as if I would actually want to be in such an inappropriate relationship with such an audacious person are truly pathetic, maybe even more so than the fool you are trying to insist I want to be in said inappropriate relationship with.

I’m intrigued by your ideas of “inappropriateness,” Captain Kuchiki.  What exactly would be inappropriate about having a sexual or romantic relationship with @szayelsuggestions?  Is it because he’s a former enemy? I will point out that @grimmjowsuggestions / @sextasuggestions was/is currently working to stop @yhwachsuggestions at the risk of his own life.  I, too, have joined forces against the Quincy.  With me, comes my army.  Therefor, if your hesitation is that dallying with Szayel would be fraternization with the enemy, you can set that concern aside.

Or… do you have some prejudice against Hollows?

Or… is it that you find “audacious persons” to be inappropriate?  

I’m just curious.

And… Captain, don’t be a fool.  Just because you defeated Zommari does not mean you could easily defeat Szayel.  Their fighting styles are extremely different. Also, you must have noticed that the ranks of my Espada changed constantly.  Espada are, by their nature of being elevated Hollows, FAR stronger than you are, particularly hobbled as you are by being a Pure Soul.

Let me remind you, Kuchiki Byakuya, an upstart royka boy with zero formal training brought you down, a Rukongai dog brought you to one knee, and a HUMAN full bring nearly destroyed you.

You have no reason to put on such arrogant airs. True, you won all but one of these fights, but each one was by the skin of your teeth.

Your pure, noble blood is actually your detriment.  It is far, far stronger to be mingled with Hollow blood. 

It is none of those things. It is inappropriate for me to be in a sexual or romantic relationship with someone I do not know and frankly dislike. I am not one to have meaningless sexual or romantic relations. Also, this Espada is dead, it would be impossible for me to do so even if I did wish to do so.

Oh and far stronger, you say? Is that why I defeated one of them? Is that why all of the Espada, with the exception of the Sexta and Tres Espada, are dead, almost all killed by Shinigami who have no Hollow blood? Is that why your strongest Espada was killed by Kyoraku Shunsui, who is, like me, a pure blood noble?

What you say is true, Kurosaki Ichigo won our battle, Renji surprised me with his growth, and Tsukishima Shūkurō had made me work harder in battle than I had thought I would have to, but that does not change the fact that I am stronger than this Espada.

You may call me arrogant but that is not true, I merely know of my own capabilities.

So you really did acknowledge me after all, my dear.

Jumping over your feelings to avoid them is a form of parkour

Stabbing the person responsible is a form of affection

Yes, yes it definitely is. Your brother @byakuyasuggestions doesn't seem to understand it though.

… I wish to know why someone is asking you this question.

#you may wish to become… intimate with me #but I cannot say the same about you

…oh? You can’t say it, swishy Kuchiki?

GASP!

Is this - is this a story of forbidden love?!??!? 

The noble Shinigami, consumed by overwhelming sensations of lust and desire the likes of which his icy heart has never known before, finds the words he needs to confess his love - to an ARRANCAR, no less! - locked away, by the dastardly regulatory trappings of his esteemed Soul Society, behind his undoubtedly agile tongue??!??!?

#there’s no possible way i misread this situation #YOU WANT ME KUCHIKI #I KNOW YOU DO

….I do not think I have ever seen anyone misread a situation as greatly as you just have, and I am surrounded by imbeciles like @kenpachisuggestions regularly. 

You are a mere hollow, who is also dead. A hollow so completely obsessed with sexual intimacy that he believes the, frankly very obvious, lies @aizensamasuggestions tells him. If you think I would be in any way interested with someone of that caliber then you are a greater fool than I had originally thought.

My my, Byakuya-chan~!

If you’re going to talk like that to me, at least buy me dinner first…

(This is your way of telling me you like it a little rough, isn’t it? Verbal abuse and all that? Goodness me… you’re so very full of surprises, swishy Kuchiki… and here you had me thinking you were going to be sweet and romantic…!) 

What in my previous statements has led you to believe that I ‘like it a bit rough’? And what in my previous statements has led you to believe that I wish to do such things with you? 

@byakuyasuggestions and you say you don’t have time to talk to me about ‘battles’. And here you’re engaging yourself in 'this' kind of conversation, with a….. hollow on top of that. I didn’t expect this of you, my dear ‘desired’ opponent.

Do I get a say in this? After all I am an admirer of art. Besides that’s the only ‘thing’ we both have in common .

Now no offense, dear, but your ‘creations’ seem as bizarre as @orihimesuggestions do.

No you do not get a say in this.

Aww… don’t be so mean, my dear.

I do not know what you are speaking of. This does not concern you and so your input is not welcome, it is quite obvious.

I was just sharing my feelings. Also, it’s quite obvious that ‘it’ concerns me. In the end, whether my skillful input is welcome or not, depends on your impartial decision, my dear.

How does this concern you in the slightest?

I was talking about your Calligraphy Club, my dear. Now that I am dead, there’s nothing fun to do in Rukongai.

As if I would let the likes of you join, it is a Gotei club. You are not in the Gotei.

I can if I want to. Hmm… stabbing might help.

I have killed you once, do not doubt that I can do it again.

For killing me you’ve to fight me, dear. As I mentioned earlier there really nothing fun to do in Rukongai. And now you’re consistently expressing disapproval for my ‘peaceful’ offers. So I believe a decent fight can compensate for it.

I do not wish to kill you again, but for making threats such as yours I would have no choice but to. I am not the only one who would be required to kill you for making such threats either.

I am not really making any threats. If you don’t want ‘fight’ me, then we may ‘spar’, my dear. That would be fine with me. Also, I don’t think there would be any problem with you. After all you quite enjoyed our last fight.

It sounds to me as if you are but a moron who lives for nothing but battle. If so speak to @kenpachisuggestions, he is much better suited for your needs.

Just because I talk to you about ‘battle’ doesn’t mean that it is the only thing that I have on my mind.

It does seem otherwise, especially when it comes to me.

#I won’t steal Kenpachi from you #you’re the only one who’s pretty good for him #not like pretty pretty but pretty good

I told you you were being obvious @kenpachisuggestions Zaraki is not mine and so you cannot take him from me.

Only when it comes to you, dear. What else am I supposed to talk to you about?

“Zaraki is not mine and so you cannot take him from me.”

Here comes your habit of being in denial. You know what, your strikethrough speaks volumes.

Do I get a say in this? After all I am an admirer of art. Besides that’s the only ‘thing’ we both have in common .

Now no offense, dear, but your ‘creations’ seem as bizarre as @orihimesuggestions do.

No you do not get a say in this.

Aww… don’t be so mean, my dear.

I do not know what you are speaking of. This does not concern you and so your input is not welcome, it is quite obvious.

I was just sharing my feelings. Also, it’s quite obvious that ‘it’ concerns me. In the end, whether my skillful input is welcome or not, depends on your impartial decision, my dear.

How does this concern you in the slightest?

I was talking about your Calligraphy Club, my dear. Now that I am dead, there’s nothing fun to do in Rukongai.

As if I would let the likes of you join, it is a Gotei club. You are not in the Gotei.

I can if I want to. Hmm… stabbing might help.

I have killed you once, do not doubt that I can do it again.

For killing me you’ve to fight me, dear. As I mentioned earlier there really nothing fun to do in Rukongai. And now you’re consistently expressing disapproval for my ‘peaceful’ offers. So I believe a decent fight can compensate for it.

I do not wish to kill you again, but for making threats such as yours I would have no choice but to. I am not the only one who would be required to kill you for making such threats either.

I am not really making any threats. If you don’t want ‘fight’ me, then we may ‘spar’, my dear. That would be fine with me. Also, I don’t think there would be any problem with you. After all you quite enjoyed our last fight.

It sounds to me as if you are but a moron who lives for nothing but battle. If so speak to @kenpachisuggestions, he is much better suited for your needs.

Just because I talk to you about ‘battle’ doesn’t mean that it is the only thing that I have on my mind.

Do I get a say in this? After all I am an admirer of art. Besides that’s the only ‘thing’ we both have in common .

Now no offense, dear, but your ‘creations’ seem as bizarre as @orihimesuggestions do.

No you do not get a say in this.

Aww… don’t be so mean, my dear.

I do not know what you are speaking of. This does not concern you and so your input is not welcome, it is quite obvious.

I was just sharing my feelings. Also, it’s quite obvious that ‘it’ concerns me. In the end, whether my skillful input is welcome or not, depends on your impartial decision, my dear.

How does this concern you in the slightest?

I was talking about your Calligraphy Club, my dear. Now that I am dead, there’s nothing fun to do in Rukongai.

As if I would let the likes of you join, it is a Gotei club. You are not in the Gotei.

I can if I want to. Hmm… stabbing might help.

I have killed you once, do not doubt that I can do it again.

For killing me you’ve to fight me, dear. As I mentioned earlier there really nothing fun to do in Rukongai. And now you’re consistently expressing disapproval for my ‘peaceful’ offers. So I believe a decent fight can compensate for it.

I do not wish to kill you again, but for making threats such as yours I would have no choice but to. I am not the only one who would be required to kill you for making such threats either.

I am not really making any threats. If you don't want 'fight' me, then we may 'spar', my dear. That would be fine with me. Also, I don't think there would be any problem with you. After all you quite enjoyed our last fight.

Do I get a say in this? After all I am an admirer of art. Besides that’s the only ‘thing’ we both have in common .

Now no offense, dear, but your ‘creations’ seem as bizarre as @orihimesuggestions do.

No you do not get a say in this.

Aww… don’t be so mean, my dear.

I do not know what you are speaking of. This does not concern you and so your input is not welcome, it is quite obvious.

I was just sharing my feelings. Also, it’s quite obvious that ‘it’ concerns me. In the end, whether my skillful input is welcome or not, depends on your impartial decision, my dear.

How does this concern you in the slightest?

I was talking about your Calligraphy Club, my dear. Now that I am dead, there’s nothing fun to do in Rukongai.

As if I would let the likes of you join, it is a Gotei club. You are not in the Gotei.

I can if I want to. Hmm… stabbing might help.

I have killed you once, do not doubt that I can do it again.

For killing me you've to fight me, dear. As I mentioned earlier there really nothing fun to do in Rukongai. And now you're consistently expressing disapproval for my 'peaceful' offers. So I believe a decent fight can compensate for it.

Do I get a say in this? After all I am an admirer of art. Besides that’s the only ‘thing’ we both have in common .

Now no offense, dear, but your ‘creations’ seem as bizarre as @orihimesuggestions do.

No you do not get a say in this.

Aww… don’t be so mean, my dear.

I do not know what you are speaking of. This does not concern you and so your input is not welcome, it is quite obvious.

I was just sharing my feelings. Also, it’s quite obvious that ‘it’ concerns me. In the end, whether my skillful input is welcome or not, depends on your impartial decision, my dear.

How does this concern you in the slightest?

I was talking about your Calligraphy Club, my dear. Now that I am dead, there’s nothing fun to do in Rukongai.

As if I would let the likes of you join, it is a Gotei club. You are not in the Gotei.

I can if I want to. Hmm... stabbing might help.

44 Odd Things About Me

Tagged by my dear @byakuyasuggestions. How can I not do this! I found it quite fascinating. So let’s get on with this.

1. Do you like blue cheese? Yes I do. My favorite is Bleu d’Auvergne, since it is quite different from other blue cheeses; it is less salted, with a creamier and more buttery taste and a moister texture.

2. Have you ever smoked? Cigarette? Yes I have. But only a couple of times, as I care about my health and well-being. Opium, meth etc.? No I have not. 

3. Do you own a gun? No I don’t. I do own a sword, which is usually disguised as a bookmark.

4. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? It’s butterscotch.

5. Do you get nervous before going to the doctor? No I don’t. I only used to get nervous before going to the dreadful dentist.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? They’re fine. I don’t like fast food in general.

7. Favourite Christmas Movie: Though I consider myself to be a fan of suspense/thriller movies, I’d say ‘Die Hard’ by John McTiernan. And it’s only because of Hans Gruber.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee.

9. Do you do push ups? Not really. But I do like to stay fit.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? My hairclips.

11. Favourite hobby: Reading. Also, calligraphy.

12. Do you have A.D.D: No. Actually for me it’s pretty difficult to refocus once I lose my concentration.

13. Name something you dislike about myself: My inability to let go something once my eyes are fixed on it. (Cue @byakuyasuggestions).

14. Middle name: I don’t have one.

15. Name two thoughts at this moment: I haven’t stabbed someone in a while. I think I should go and pay a small visit to @byakuyasuggestions.

16. Name three drinks you drink: Water, coffee, and wine.

17. Current worry: Who to stab and torment.

18. Current annoyance right now: @kubosuggestions.

19. Favorite place to be: Formerly the base for Xcution. Now that I am dead, I haven’t really felt attached to any place. @kukakusuggestions house may count, but she keeps on changing it’s location.

20. How do you feel? Quite pleased with myself.

21. Where would you like to go? I’ve already been to the Royal Realm. So now I’d like to visit Seireitei.

22. Name three people who will complete this: Perhaps @aizensamasuggestions. Since he is quite fond of talking about himself. And @jushirosuggestions, as he too nice to not complete this. I don’t know about others.

23. Do you own slippers? Yes of course I do.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? A white coloured shirt with suspenders.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Yes I do.

26. Can you whistle? Yes I can. It’s really amusing to stand behind people eerily, whistle, and then stab them.

27. What are your favorite colors? Purple and green.

28. Would you ever be a pirate? Yes of course. If I ever get the opportunity to be one, I would like to-no-I’d definitely be the captain of my ship. Besides, with my Fullbring it’d be really easy for me to loot a ship.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? ‘I Hate Everything About You’ by Three Days Grace. I don’t sing in the shower.

30. Favorite girls name: ‘Shizuka’ (静夏, 静香) is a really beautiful name. With  静 (shizu) meaning “quiet” combined with 夏 (ka) meaning “summer” or 香 (ka) meaning “fragrance”.

31. Favorite boys name: ‘Tsukishima’ (月島) is a really nice name. With 月 (tsuki) meaning “moon” combined with 島 (shima) meaning “island”.

32. What’s in your pocket right now: My ‘Bookmark’.

33. Last thing that made you laugh: I haven’t had a good laugh in a while.

34. Best toy as a child: I did not play with toys. I liked reading too much to focus on anything else.

35. Worst injury you have ever had: The injury that caused my death. As much as I hate to admit it…

Anyways…

36. Where would you love to live? I did love my mansion very much. Rukongai is not really a good place to be.

37. How many TV’s do you have? I had only one.

38. Who is your loudest friend? Shishigawara-kun I suppose. He’s quite loud.

39. How many dogs do you have: I don’t own any dogs. In fact I hate them. I consider myself to be a cat-lover. Cats are lovely creatures. With the black ones being exceptionally beautiful. On a second thought, @yoruichisuggestions I’ve heard that you can transform into one. So, if you ever have some free time on your hand, would you please come and visit me. I’ve always wanted to ‘talk’ to a cat. You can ask for anything in return. If you come, I’d be really obliged.

40. Does someone trust you? If someone doesn’t, then I will make them trust me by stabbing them.

41. What book are you reading at the moment? "The Return of Aion" by George Kirian.

42. What is your favorite candy: M&M’s. I am not a kid.

43. What’s your favorite sports team? I like sports but I don’t support any team in particular.

44. Favourite Month: January. New year celebrations are held during this time and I, in fact, do enjoy them. Also it’s quite pleasnat during that time. 

I shall tag: @rirukasuggestions, @yukiosuggestions, @orihimesuggestions, @uryusuggestions, @kukakusuggestions, @tatsukisuggestions, @yuzusuggestions, @karinsuggestions, @jushirosuggestions, and @ichigosuggestions.

If you dislike it so much, then stop doing it.

I don’t dislike it. As I’ve already mentioned I found it quite fascinating. Thank you for tagging me, my dear. I shouldn’t have asked it, dear if it wasn’t for your habit of being in denial. Are you maybe worried about me, dear?

*clenching teeth* I see you’re also finding it quite enjoyable. Yes yes, my dear. You were a formidable opponent. And it’s really like the ‘worst injury’ of all time for me and also the ‘only wound’ that you were able to inflict on me in our battle.

Moreover, if it wasn’t for that ‘wound’ l wouldn’t have died and got sent to Soul Society in the first place. In that case, Ichigo would’ve lost to Yhwach. But he didn’t. Why? Because I was the one who fixed his bankai and got his hopes up. Therefore, you Shinigami should thank me for it.

I was referring to what you mentioned as the thing you dislike about yourself.

Also, if you think that will earn my gratitude then you are greatly mistaken, you are not the only one who is responsible for the end of the war and some others who did are not honourless fools.

I don’t really dislike it. ‘Dislike’ is a strong word to describe it. I really 'love’ myself, so that’s the only thing that can get close to 'dislike’. Moreover I don’t 'dislike’ it. I consider it to be a mere jab at my gentlemanly personality, dear. I still want you to fight me.

Also, did I say that I was the only one who is responsible for the end of the war and those who were, are 'honourless fools’? I didn’t. I had also specified my part. I told you that Ichigo was able to get his hopes up to defeat Yhwach, only because of my support.