This Blog Is Trash *sparkle emoji*

Ffgfdthffghh just found out my great-grandma was engaged to like 11 men during ww2 because rando guys about town kept proposing to her before enlisting and she kept saying yes because ‘well I can’t say no, they’re going to war after all’ and only wound up getting hitched to great-grandpa cause he came back to cash it in

Him: “will you marry me?”

Her, internally: will /you/?

Her: yes

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

Umute it

A beautiful death

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Bringing this back because it’s an important doggo video

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@_theblessedone Tw: SlenderSherbert

he’ll grow into it

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

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I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

Yes

Tamagotchi cemetery, UK, 1997