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Riri

@songbirdlully

Philophobic simp | she/they | Psychological Researcher | 22
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Ideas list
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If any of these interest you, shoot me an ask/message!!!! Id love to write these for you guys!

Spider-Man
Miguel O’Hara
Claws
Make him angry :)
Jujutsu Kaisen
Nanami
  • You politely ask him to throw you against a wall
  • Literally the scene of him grabbing that one guy’s hair (he’s literally me fr)
Gojo
Geto
Obey Me
  • Beel’s favorite types of soap to eat
  • Mc w/ hypersensitivity to some of their senses
  • Marine obsessed! Mc x leviathan
  • Ice skater mc
  • Stripper!Hero character x highest paying customer villain
  • What happens when MC touches the demon’s horns
  • Which demon’s tails are soft???
  • The demon’s wings and how they’re used
  • MC goes through a break up with a human ex (and how they’re comforted by each character)
  • MC explaining to Solomon modern medicine and why it works
  • Psychologist!MC
  • Spiritualist!MC who has habits around warding off evil spirits and forgets that demons count
  • The characters react to an MC who has gen z / chronically online humor to a T
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catmask

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

The only correct response to transphobia is soup

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pasteboard

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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raerae-bb

Just something I think people that write for ATSV should watch

I strongly recommend every person who writes to watch this I agree with literally everything she said ^^^ it’s painful having to read fics about not white poc written by white people, but it doesn’t have to be that way

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all queer history on here is just US-American or maybe sometimes some UK history as well and it makes me sad that there’s so little information about other countries’ queer history on here :(

@makingqueerhistory has some diversity, as of historical queer people, and they’re doing a great job, but there’s a lot of work ahead. 

OP is definitely right, there still is a huge gap in the discussions of queer history, and thank you for recommending us!

This isn’t perfect, and many of these only have one article, but here is our list of countries we have written about. We are hoping to one day have at least one article for every country in the world but as @every-book-has-a-secret there is a lot of work still to do.

Europe

Africa

North America

South America

Asia

Oceania

Antarctica

!!! This is what I was looking for! thank you!

Of course! Glad we could help!

I’d like to add Tom Of Finland (Touko Valio Laaksonen), the one who drew those erotic pictures of muscular men clad in leather, to the Finnish list.

Some say that Tom Of Finland was the father for the leather gay movement.

PERUVIAN QUEER HISTORY???? God, I love this site

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tumblr please give me an improbable & outrageous history fact

The death of Franz Ferdinand was an absolute shit show.

There were 7 assassins hired to kill Franz, all were amateurs and 2 had Tuberculosis. All were armed with a gun, a hand held explosive, and a cyanide pill in case they got caught.

The first 2 assassins, the psudo leader of the assassins and a child, were first to have a shot at Franz. Neither took the shot for some reason.

The third assassin, who had TB, was on a bridge a bit ahead of the first 2, he through the explosive, which bounced off the roof of Franz’s car and blew up car behind them because the assassin forgot to account for the fuse length. He then ate this cyanide pill and jumped in the river.

The cyanide pill was out of date and the river was shallow. He flopped in the water like a disappointing fish and violently vomited everywhere.

The fourth assassin, also with TB, was stationed in a sandwich shop in the center of town. He decided to just sit around and see if Franz would come back.(foreshadowing)

Franz, instead of leaving the area where someone tried to assassinate him, stuck around and went to town hall to give his speech. The note cards for said speech were in the blown up car. So he had someone go back and retrieve these bloody note cards from the burning car so Franz could give this speech.

Then, again, instead if leaving the town where someone tried to blow him up, Franz decided to visit those injured in the explosion at the hospital. The chief of security and the mayor made a route that went through a bunch of back roads to avoid going through the center of town, where the car was blown up.

No one told the drivers.

So the Franz and company shipped out, with all but Franz’s car taking the back roads. The chief of security, who was in Franz’s car, stopped the driver in the center of town, right next to the sandwich shop, so they could push the car back and take the back roads because this all happened before reverse was a standard function in cars.

Sandwich shop assassin was still there, and chose violence. He went out, shot Franz, and took a shot at the chief of security, but missed and killed Franz’s wife. He then turned himself in, feeling guilty for killing an innocent woman.

Sandwich assassin turned in all of the other assassins and all were charged.

Psudo leader got the death sentence

The TB bunch both got 20 years, even though they are the only 2 that hurt anyone and sandwich guy actually killed Franz.

The others got 8 years, 6 years, and 2 got 4 years in accordance with their ages as they were under 18.

It would almost be really funny if it didn’t kick off WW1.

Holy shit I looked it up and did the math; all but one two of the seven would-be assassins were under the age of 20.

Why wasn’t I told that WWI was triggered by a group of teenagers???

a group of BUMBLING teenagers

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entry : hello ! this chapter is quite rushed and im really sorry if you see any spelling mistakes :<< but i have been getting some needed rest recently !! ^.^

warnings : mentions of injuries and blood

reblogs, hearts and comments are very much appreciated !!

The creaking of the wooden door’s half rusted hinges alerted Simeon’s presence to the door, he looked at it and instantly smiled when he saw who it was. “Well, hello there! How was the tea party with Barbatos and Lord Diavolo, and how come I wasn’t invited?” He whined while taking Solomon’s coat and hanging it on the golden coatrack. Solomon rolled his eyes at this, albeit a smile still crept up onto his face.

“You had to take care of ordeal, remember? You can go with us next time, but for now I’m starved! What should we have for dinner?” The white haired wizard asked while you and Luke shut the door and scrape your shoes on the rugs. “Didn’t we just eat though? At this rate you’re gonna become a glutton like Beel!” Luke exclaimed while looking at Solomon.

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akakeiiji

— first kisses with inumaki

Pretty.

This was the first thought that popped in your head as the male in front of you lowered his collar, exposing the bottom half of his face, the part of him that you seldom got to see. Your eyes first darted down to the cursed seal etched on his skin, then it drifted to his lips—soft and rosy—a sharp juxtaposition to the dark markings encompassing them.

Yes, pretty certainly was the most befitting word to describe Inumaki.

You rarely ever see him with his mouth exposed, only during missions or meals but as you two sat under the refuge of a large tree, safe from the blistering heat of the sun, Inumaki had pulled down his collar as he leaned back beside you.

You hadn't realized you were staring till he tilted his head to the side and the words "Tuna tuna?" left the very lips were so fixated at. You jolted, straightening in your seat and averting your gaze.

"It's nothing, it's nothing," You said with a wave of a hand as if you were physically batting away his curiosity.

He pouted, eyes narrowing in suspicion as he rapidly took out his phone. In a few seconds, your own phone vibrated from the message he just sent.

What is it??

"It's really nothing, don't worry about it,"

Inumaki's bottom lip jutted out even more as he leaned closer to you, his hands pressed together as he stared into your eyes. He was so persistent sometimes.

You sighed in defeat, rolling your eyes at the way he beamed in victory. You chewed the inside of your cheeks as you thought out how you were going to approach this without sounding downright odd.

"I was just wondering if you've had your first kiss." You say after a few seconds of hesitation, hands wringing together in nervousness.

His reaction was instantaneous, mouth parting a bit in shock and cheeks gaining a light shade of pink. His violet eyes were wide with mingled confusion and surprise.

Why are you asking?

"Because I was just curious! And—and—" You stammered, wondering if you should even continue your sentence, "I just thought that you had really pretty lips, it's a shame that you have to hide them all the time."

If you didn't think he was shocked earlier he certainly was now. With his cheeks darkening even more in color, the shade even reaching up to his ears and the dumbfounded expression on his face, you were worried that you had broken him.

His thumbs hovered over his keyboard; his own version of being left speechless.

"Bonito flakes," He muttered in a small voice.

How can you say these things so casually?

And no, I haven't yet.

Had my first kiss, I mean.

You nodded your head as you read his message and looked through the onslaught of reaction pics he sent alongside them. "Oh, okay, I was just wondering,"

"Tuna mayo," He suddenly said, pointing at you. He didn't need to type it out, you knew what he was asking, what about you?

"I—uhm—haven't either." You answered truthfully with a small chuckle. "The opportunity has never come up."

Inumaki seemed to be shocked at this revelation but said nothing more on the matter, instead you two continued to sit in silence, both of you lost in your own thoughts. After a few minutes, you turned to Inumaki.

Was this a stupid idea? Perhaps but it was a risk you were willing to take.

"Hey, Toge, can I kiss you?"

Inumaki quickly whipped his head towards you, eyes wide and face even redder than ever.

"What—" Before he could finish his sentence, his hands flew to his mouth, slapping it shut. You two stared at each other for a few seconds in shock, blushing and speechless. He had spoken instinctively.

"Nevermind! Just forget I said anything, it was a stupid idea, I shouldn't have—"

"Tuna tuna," Inumaki cut off, eyes looking at anywhere but your own. With a bashful expression on his face, he nodded.

Yes, you can

And with that you leaned in, all the mischievousness and confidence Inumaki was known for devoid from his now shy and red face.

You were only a breath away from him, his eyes trained down at your lips and yours at his, you could feel the warmth radiate from his face and you were sure that he could hear the rapid beating of your heart. You gulped, torrents of doubts and second-guesses rushing through your mind, "Are you sure you want—"

But before you could finish, Inumaki closed the gap, his lips pressing onto your own, hesitant but still with a fervor that you hadn't anticipated from him. You closed your eyes, relishing in the feeling of his lips on yours and his hand on your cheek.

The kiss lasted for merely a few seconds but somehow you two were still left breathless. Inumaki pulled away first, eyes half-lidded and cheeks still tinged with hues of pink.

"You—I—" You stammered, your fingers coming to your lips in shock. It was you who proposed kissing in the first place but you were the one who was more affected by it. Inumaki took in your flabbergasted expression and let out a small laugh, hand coming up to cover his smile.

Before you could open your mouth to chastise him for laughing, Maki's voice echoed from somewhere inside the building, calling out for Inumaki.

He suddenly turned back to you, pressed another quick kiss on your lips, and swiftly got to his feet, pulling his collar back up to hide his giddy expression and jogging away from you.

You stared wide-eyed at his retreating figure, your hand pressed against your lips, still warm from his kiss. After a few seconds, your phone pinged, revealing a new message.

If you want you can also take my third kiss

And maybe the fourth

And the fifth

You let out a laugh, shaking your head at his ridiculousness as you typed out your response.

I'm looking forward to it then

I!!!! LOVE!!! HIM!!!!

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Started using Dream by WOMBO, an app that does AI art so I decided to put some information about the Obey Me! characters like Name, Sin, Color associated with Sin, Animal that appear in the banners in the council, what they are (Demon, Angel, Human), stuff like that.

Here are the Results:

Lucifer

Forgot to put the sin, sorry

Mammon

I like that it looks like there’s a Mammon in the left bottom corner

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Part 1 - You’re here

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inexperienced ✿ venti x gn!reader

characters included: venti
rundown: venti had never expected nor experience such love you gave to him. it all felt new to him, he can now understand how a adolescent feels when they are in love.
warnings: none <3

Mondstadt is the supposedly city with wine filled with love, yet their god had never fell in love. Barbatos the god, never fell in love until he met you. He knew he fell in love with you when his cheeks felt rather hot whenever you two met. Or when he felt his stomach do flips, it was such a different experience to him. And being an immortal god, it felt nice to fall in love and to feel this new feeling bubbling inside of him.

So when the Windblume Festival came by and he disguises himself as the bard with skillful fingers on the lyre, he decides it’s the best time to confess this undying feeling of his. He had his Cecilia flower on his beret either replaced or kept once he finds out what your favorite flower was that day. He surely couldn’t keep his composure as the winds exposed his uneasiness with howls and rough winds, the nuns were quite worried during the festival.

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Demon Bros React: MC Defends Them From Nasty Remarks

Warnings: Explicit language, MC being mildly violent (throwing/kicking things).

Lucifer

  • Lucifer had just finished some paperwork for Diavolo and was on his way to R.A.D to deliver it.
  • In the hallway he could hear two demons talking and laughing. As he got closer he heard them say “Lucifer” and instinctively ducked into a nearby alcove.
  • “Lucifer’s such an asshole.” “I know, right? He acts like he’s so much better than the rest of us when really, he just has a huge stick up his ass. It’s no wonder he doesn’t have any friends. Even his own brothers don’t like him!” “He’ll probably spend the rest of his life being Diavolo’s little bitch.”
  • He would be lying if the comments didn’t make him angry. But it was far from the worst thing he had heard about himself and would definitely not be the last time someone spoke ill of him.
  • With a weary sigh, Lucifer turned toward the south entrance where he could walk in order to avoid the demons. He could have strode past and glared at them menacingly. He could have made them grovel on their knees. But he was honestly exhausted and looked forward to this day being over as soon as possible. Plus, it would reflect poorly on Lord Diavolo if he started a fight with some lesser demons over this.
  • Suddenly, the chatter of the demons was interrupted by a loud thumping sound followed by the sound of one of the demons screeching in pain.
  • Lucifer quickly turned around to see- Oh no. You were standing in front of the demons, rage clear on your face. The demon who had yelled in pain was crouched on the ground holding his bruised shoulder. A History of the Devildom textbook was open on the ground, pages crumpled.
  • Did you… did you just throw a textbook at a demon?
  • Before he could even move, he heard your angry voice. “Listen here you fuckers. How dare you talk about Lucifer like that. He’s one of the kindest, most intelligent, most thoughtful beings I’ve ever met. And you have no right to speak of him like that! I love him!”
  • Lucifer’s heart burst at your declaration, his cheeks warming in pleasure. The two demons however, who had been gaping at you in shock, were now beginning to look murderous. The injured one stood up and slowly inched toward you, a vicious grin on his face. “Oh, is that so? And what the hell is a weak human like you going to do about it?”
  • You opened your mouth to speak but before you could say anything, Lucifer picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. “Love, I appreciate how you stood up for me. There’s not many people who have done so for me before. But any more would cause trouble. And also, please don’t throw textbooks at others, no matter how much you think they deserve it.”
  • With a smug smile on his face, Lucifer began to walk toward the dorms. You, however, were struggling to turn your head around, still yelling and pointing angrily at the demons. “This isn’t over! Sleep with your eyes wide open! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!”
  • He really did love you.

Mammon

  • Mammon was at the casino on a Monday night. It was lively as always, crowds of people playing group games and others drinking and mingling.
  • But for some reason, Mammon felt like being alone. He was in one of the more quiet corners, playing the slot machines.
  • He honestly should have been back at the dorms doing his homework. He was here because he felt like he had to, but his heart wasn’t really in it. Mammon thought about packing it up early and texting you to see if you wanted to hang out.
  • The sudden sound of glass shattering broke through his thoughts. There was some sort of commotion going on and Mammon could hear angry yelling and cursing, some kind of argument.
  • Like many of the other customers, Mammon drifted toward the noise wanting to see what had happened. His heart sank when he saw you in the middle of the crowd, still in your R.A.D uniform, arguing with an older demon who Mammon recognized as a regular. They had played some games together before that always ended in angry accusations. The remains of a drinking glass lay shattered on the floor.
  • Mammon quickly rushed to your side. “MC, what the hell are you doing here?! What happened?” Up close he could see how livid you looked, you were trembling with fury.
  • The older demon opened his mouth while gesturing at his ruined clothes. “This bitch threw a drink at me! I should have them arrested! Do you know how much this tuxedo costs?” Ignoring him, you turned to face Mammon.
  • “Mams, Lucifer told me to check up on you and you weren’t answering my calls. So I decided to come in person to make sure you were okay. But then I heard this asshole saying terrible things about you to his friends, calling you a liar and a cheater and all kinds of horrible names that you’re not!”
  • Mammon was shocked to see you were struggling to fight off your tears, your lower lip quivering. “I know how caring and genuine and loving you are and I couldn’t stand by while he said those things about you! None of it’s true!”
  • Overcome with emotion Mammon embraced you fiercely, shielding you from the other demon. “Oh, babe. Ya really are a special one.” Mammon gently stroked your hair and whispered in your ear. “I don’t care about what he said, but thanks for sticking up for me. I love ya so much.”
  • “Now let’s make a run for it so that demon doesn’t kill us.”

Leviathan

  • Levi was slowly getting used to being in a relationship with you in public. At first, interactions were limited to the privacy of his room: cuddling and watching movies, gaming together, reading manga together. But now he looked forward to waiting for you after classes and walking home with you while holding hands.
  • His face got really red and he had a hard time making eye contact with you but still, he thought it was an improvement.
  • Right now he was waiting for you outside your classroom, scrolling through his D.D.D to kill time. Suddenly, he heard someone call your name.
  • “MC, you’re dating Levi right?” At the sound of his name he peeked in the window to see you cornered by three demons. He saw you nod. 
  • The demons began to barrage you with questions. “Why are you with a loser like that? Doesn’t he like never leave his room?” “He’s honestly the ugliest out of his family. I don’t believe that Levi and Asmo are related.” “You don’t actually find him attractive, do you?” “Are you with him ‘cause he’s like the easiest to control?” 
  • Each word felt like someone was piercing his heart. These were all things that he had thought or wondered himself, days when the darkness seemed to win over his mind. But to have them spoken out loud, especially in front of you, it was unbearable. It was as if his lowest and most shameful thoughts were being justified.
  • He was afraid to hear what your answers would be. Biting his lower lip, Levi turned to head home by himself but flinched at the loud sound of something slamming into the wall. He peeked inside the window again and saw you standing there, furious, your hands clenched into fists. You had apparently kicked one of the desks into the wall, black scuff marks clearly visible against the white paint.
  • “Alright, listen here you despicable fucks because I’m only going to say this once. My relationship with Levi is private, meaning all of your questions can be answered with ‘none of your damn business’. But since you’ve gone out of your way to waste my time, I’ll let you know this: Leviathan is more beautiful, inside and out, than any of you will ever be in your entire miserable lives. I honestly don’t think you deserve to breathe the same air as him and I hope Levi summons Lotan to devour the three of you.“
  • Levi’s jaw was on the floor. He had never heard you speak that way. He had never had someone defend him so fiercely. His thoughts were interrupted by the classroom door suddenly slamming open as you walked out.”
  • “Oh Levi, tell me you didn’t hear anything just now.” Your eyes were wide and you looked at him nervously.
  • Levi grabbed your hand and held it tight between two of his own. “I did, but it’s alright. Thanks for what you said.”
  • “Anything for my Lord of Shadows.”

Satan

  • Satan was heading to the library, your usual after-school spot. Some days you two spent hours there doing homework, reading, or just chatting quietly about your day before heading to dinner.
  • As he approached the table he saw you sitting down with a stranger seated opposite you. Leaning closer he was relieved to see it was a classmate you were friendly with, someone he knew you hung out with occasionally.
  • Satan was about to say hello when he stopped at the mention of his name. “MC, are you sure it’s wise to be this involved with Satan?”
  • He quickly ducked behind a nearby bookshelf. Satan usually wasn’t one to eavesdrop like this but the question concerned him.
  • “MC, I’m asking you for your sake. Satan is dangerous. He’s violent and cruel. There are rumors about him beating up other demons and doing horrible things to them. What if he tries to hurt you too?”
  • Satan flinched. Sure his wrath had led him to do some destructive things before, but it was never without reason. Is this how you saw him as well? His thoughts began to spiral. What if you grew scared of him? Of his wrath? What if you flinched at his touch? That would hurt more than any of the rumors that swirled about him. 
  • Satan saw you take a deep breath before speaking. “Well, I appreciate you talking to me about this. I know you meant the best and were just thinking about me. But I promise you, you have nothing to be worried about. Satan would never hurt me.”
  • He saw your friend shake their head, exasperated. “But you don’t know that! What if one day he can’t control himself and has an outburst or something?”
  • You replied carefully. “Satan is gentle. Incredibly so. He always treats me with nothing but respect and kindness. And Satan’s not some kind of monster. He knows how to control himself and his powers. I love him. I really do. And until he decides to stop loving me, I want to be by his side.”
  • He saw your friend huff irritably and get up to walk away. “Suit yourself, MC. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
  • Satan took this as his cue to walk over. Your eyes brightened at the sight of him and you started to ask him about his day, acting as if nothing had happened. Satan played along for a bit, but then reached across the table for your hand and began playing with your fingers.
  • His hand was shaking. “I’ll never stop loving you, you know. For as long as I live you’re the only one for me. I love you, MC.”

Asmodeus

  • Asmo was thrilled when you said you wanted to go dancing with him because he was usually the one pestering you to do things. He was having so much fun with you tonight, twirling you around on the dance floor and marveling how beautiful you looked under the shimmering lights of the club.
  • He was beginning to feel a bit hot, however, and excused himself to the bathroom, making sure you were safe on of the couches with a bottle of water in your hand.
  • Asmo had just finished touching up his makeup and adjusting his outfit when he heard two demons near the entrance of the bathroom gossiping loudly about him.
  • “Did you see what he was wearing tonight? He might as well have come naked instead of wearing those scraps of fabric he thinks counts as an outfit.” “My friend slept with Asmo once. She said he’s super easy, he’s willing to pretty much sleep with anyone.” “I bet him and that human won’t last another week. Once he’s done with them he’ll trash ‘em and move on to the next one, like he always does.”
  • Being the Avatar of Lust meant that Asmo had heard these kinds of comments before, whispered in the hallways at R.A.D or the dark hallways of nightclubs. It never really got easier listening to them though, and he realized he was biting down hard on his lower lip, his nails digging into his palm. 
  • Asmo contemplated what to do. He didn’t want to keep you waiting by yourself outside but he also didn’t want to run into the demons talking about him. Their comments affected him more than he thought they would. Maybe it was because you were involved. He wouldn’t do that to you. You knew that right? He would never treat you like a plaything.
  • Taking a deep breath and steeling his nerves Asmo schooled his face into an expression of careless indifference. He took a step outside, ready to greet his “fans”, but was surprised to see that you had gotten there first.
  • And what a sight you were. Despite being much shorter than the two demons, it seemed you were the least bit intimidated. Your glare was ice cold as you gestured wildly at the two of them, and moving closer Asmo realized you were screaming.
  • “How fucking dare you say such vile things? You don’t know the first thing about Asmo. You’re really going to shame someone for what they wear?! For what they do in the privacy of their bedroom?!”
  • You pointed angrily at the demons, who seemed too stunned to move or say anything. “People like you make me fucking sick. You’re despicable! Talking as if you’re so high and mighty when all you do is judge others! How dare you? You cowards!”
  • Asmo could see you were getting more and more enraged and your hands were beginning to tremble. He leapt forward to stand between you and the demons and put his hands gently on your shoulders. Once he saw that you were okay, he gave you a passionate kiss, his mouth hot and needy against yours.
  • You kissed him back for a moment but moved away to hiss, “Karens, Asmo! Karens in the fucking Devildom, who would have thought?!”
  • “I know, darling. Let’s head home. We can have a nice, relaxing bubble bath together.”

Beelzebub

  • Beel was looking through the menu, deciding between a couple of his favorite dishes. It was your one year anniversary and despite his insistent protests, you had remained firm in your decision to pay for that night’s meal. Ever since you and Beel began dating, he pretty much always paid for your meals together because of how much he ate. But tonight, you wanted to be the one to treat him for once.
  • Beel knew you had secretly been saving up Grimm and he’d feel so guilty if you spent it all on him. Which was why he was trying to decide between a couple of different things, when normally he would have ordered everything on the page.
  • “Babe, please order whatever you want. I can practically see the thoughts turning in your head. I told you that I wanted to pay for tonight and I’m going to keep that promise. I want this to be a special night for us, so don’t worry about it.” Before he could protest, you called the waiter over.
  • Beel sighed and knew there was no changing your mind on this. You were incredibly stubborn when you wanted to be. He rattled off his usual order as the waiter frantically scribbled down notes, struggling to keep up. Once finished, Beel handed over the menus and smiled at how cute you looked, a mixture of pride and smugness on your face.
  • But your expression soon turned sour as you heard the conversation from a couple sitting a few tables over. Their voices were intentionally loud and they kept sneaking glances at your table as if to watch your reactions.
  • “Oh my lord, honey did you see how much food that guy just ordered? What an absolute pig!” “I saw, darling. I honestly pity his date right now, they must be soooo embarrassed.” “Is there anyone who wouldn’t be ashamed to be seen in public with such a selfish glutton?”
  • Beel’s heart felt like it had sunk. Embarrassed? Was MC embarrassed to be seen with him? Panicking, Beel thought back to all of the dates he’d had with MC so far. He realized that they ate out a good majority of the time they hung out, with Beel eating his normal enormous portions each time. Oh no, what had he done?
  • Head bowed, Beel slowly looked up at you, afraid to see what kind of expression you were making. But to his surprise, you didn’t look embarrassed or ashamed at all. You looked like you were going to murder someone.
  • He watched as you cleared your throat and then began speaking even more loudly than the couple had been. “OH BEEL, MY HANDSOME, KIND, LOVING, STRONG, SEXY, TALENTED BOYFRIEND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU’RE HONESTLY SO AMAZING AND ONE OF THE QUALITIES I LOVE ABOUT YOU MOST IS THAT YOU’RE NOT A JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE WHO MAKES RUDE INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS TO STRANGERS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NONE OF THEIR DAMN BUSINESS!” 
  • Beel felt his lips inch into a smile and he flushed with amusement and happiness. But you weren’t finished just yet. “EXCUSE ME WAITER?” 
  • Your waiter practically ran to the table and looked between you two nervously, then at the couple glaring daggers in your direction. “COULD YOU PLEASE BRING US ANOTHER MENU? MY BOYFRIEND WASN’T FINISHED WITH ORDERING WHAT HE WANTS. OH BEEL, I LOVE HOW MUCH YOU EAT. HOW COULD SOMEONE BE EMBARRASSED OF A WONDERFUL GUY LIKE YOU?”
  • Beel took the menu and began listing some more foods at random, not really paying attention. He was too busy thinking about how much he loved you, how nobody aside from Belphie had ever stood up for him like that, had protected him like that. His cheeks felt like they were about to split from how much he was smiling.
  • When the waiter finally left, looking frazzled, Beel made his way over to your side of the table. He knelt down and nuzzled into your neck before giving you a tender kiss on your forehead. “MC, you’re amazing.”

Belphegor

  • Belphie had to admit, the gardens were a pretty nice place for a nap. Earlier in the day you had practically dragged him outside claiming that you were bored of sleeping in his room. As if that was even possible.
  • At first he was pretty annoyed that you were making him get up and move around. But the newly washed picnic blanket, the cool breeze rustling through the trees, and the light smell of flowers in the air all contributed to a very nice environment for a nap.
  • Belphie rested his head on your lap, already feeling his eyelids growing heavier. Your fingers gently combed through his hair, lightly scratching against his scalp, and he practically purred.
  • He guessed he had been asleep for about ten minutes when he awoke to the sound of your voice and something prodding against his knee.
  • Irritated at the disturbance, Belphie looked up to see two R.A.D students he recognized for always causing trouble. He looked over to see you scowling and guessed you had been telling them to leave so they wouldn’t wake him up.
  • One of the students leered down, blocking out the light, and used the tip of his foot to poke Belphie’s knee again. “Well the two of you make an odd fucking pair, huh?” He sneered, “Personally, I don’t date people who have MURDERED me in the past but what do I know? Love works in all kinds of mysterious ways.” You flinched as if someone had slapped you and Belphie growled, his hands curling into fists.
  • The other student leaned down to clap Belphie on the shoulder. “I gotta admit I didn’t know you had it in you, chief! I always thought you were…” He gave Belphie a once-over before adding “Well, everyone thinks you’re a bit fucking useless, eh? But I’m glad to see you’re capable of something.”
  • Belphie opened his mouth to reply venomously but was interrupted by the most horrifying sound coming from your mouth. It sounded like a combination of wailing and screeching as fat tears rolled down your cheeks. It was difficult to hear what exactly you were saying because of how hard you were crying, but Belphie could make out “How could you say that?!” and “Leave him alone!” among the screams. 
  • The two students had their hands over their ears, their faces twisted into grimaces of pain. One shouted, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Worried, Belphie put a hand on your shoulder in an attempt to calm you down but you shrugged it off, continuing to cry and wail. Pretty soon other students began gathering around you, whispering amongst themselves and looking to see what all the noise and commotion was about. It was difficult to ignore you when you kept yelling things like “You’re horrible! Horrible! Leave us alone!” 
  • The two instigators looked at each other for a brief moment before deciding to run off, not wanting to get involved any further. And as soon as they left, it was like a switch had been turned off. You stopped crying and screaming immediately. If he hadn’t been there from the beginning, Belphie never would have guessed that you had been crying. Your face was perfectly calm and you sat relaxed with your hands folded, the picture of innocence.
  • “Belphie, don’t worry about what those two idiots said. We’ve talked about it enough and we’ve both worked it out, haven’t we? And you’re not useless. You know how much I love you and care about you. You mean so much to me.” 
  • Belphie leaned over to take your hand in his trembling one. He reached down to brush a stray leaf out of your hair before whispering, “MC, you’re fucking terrifying sometimes. I love you.”
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Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant."..... Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

Are these pictures of South Africa or of Africa as a whole? 

@the-collecting-turnip From top to bottom:

1. Port Elizabeth (South Africa)

2. Unknown

3. Nairobi (Kenya)

4. Pretoria (South Africa)

5. Aburi Botanical Gardens (Ghana)

6. Cape Town (South Africa)

7. Pretoria (South Africa)

8. Harare (Zimbabwe)

9. Windhoek (Namibia)

10. Windhoek (Namibia)

To @kushandwizdom this is a rather unfair portrayal of Africa as a whole since half of these are literally just South Africa.  So Instead to add to this post and better dispel the myth of Africa as the vast wasteland of poverty most people think, I found a much more mixed collection of pics from various countries.

Luanda, Angola

Agadir, Morocco

Lagos, Nigeria

Cairo, Egypt

Port Louis, Mauritius

Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire

Algiers, Algeria

Tripoli, Libya

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

Tunis, Tunisia

So, there, a much better case demonstrating the various major cities around Africa showing it isn’t some technologically backwards continent, but actually pretty up-and-coming in the world of commerce.

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hockey-trash

I once was talking to my Ethiopian manager about ignorant people asking her dumb shit about her life before she moved to the states…

the worst story she told me about was when she told a fellow student (at a fairly prestigious university) about a concert she went to back home. The other student responded with “omg you have music there!?” 🤦🏾‍♀️

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cricketcat9

Rebloging, because we need to see these pictures. 

As for stupid questions: “do you have grocery stores in Ecuador?”

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justgot1

These are great!

A redneck neighbor once asked my mom (in the 80s) if they had cars in Peru. Sigh.

This is the product of poor world history in school & little current affairs coverage outside Western Europe, except for catastrophes, so all we see are the war torn, poverty stricken, disaster-affected parts on the news. And racism, of course.

I bet most Americans who think that African countries are just completely poverty stricken have no idea what the US looks like in its poorest areas, not everywhere in the US is nice suburbs or unrealistically large apartments on tv

Los Angeles, California

Hartford, Connecticut

New Orleans, Louisiana

Camden, New Jersey

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

McDowell County, West Virginia

Flint, Michigan

Washington, D.C.

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goingtiny

Do you see the world as it is, or as someone told you it is?

This photoset proves you can make anywhere look great or terrible. It’s all framing and more people should know about that

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gamebird

Worth a reblog. I don’t think the US version was on there when I first reblogged.

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lawv-no

𝒦𝒶𝑒𝓎𝒶'𝓈 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒

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