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AurumAcadicus

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Previously Reioka. Reioka on AO3. I'm not funny, my opinions are boring, and I'm bad at guessing the tone of text communication.

AurumAcadicus Master List

This is the shortened version of the master list. If you wish to see the longer master list with summaries of each AU, you can find it here.

Acting Fishy AU—(Stuckony) TW: Medical, Panic Attacks, Suicidal Ideation, Suicide Attempt (mentioned), Imprisonment

Alien AU—(Stuckony) TW: Permanent Injury (minor character)

Angel AU—(Stuckony) TW: Panic Attacks, Suicide (mention)

Animal Brides AU—(Stony) TW: Past Domestic Abuse, Past Emotional Abuse, Self-Esteem Issues

Anthro AU—(Stuckony) TW: PTSD (mention), Drug Use (but the drug is catnip)

At Your Service AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping, PTSD, Torture (mention)

Awkward Stepfather AU—(Stony) TW: None

BDSM AU—(Poly-Avengers) TW: Mob

Been There, Gun That AU—(Stony) TW: Past Domestic Abuse, Stalking, Assault, Guns

Bowerbird AU—(WinterIron) TW: Past Abuse (mention), Drug Use (mention), Alcoholism (mention)

Dolittle AU—(Stuckony) TW: Assumed Character Death, Homophobia, Past Child Abuse (mention)

Double Octo AU—(Stuckony) TW: Blood, Injury

Dragon AU—(Stuckony in future) TW: PTSD, Past Abuse

Faerytail AU—(Stuckony) TW: Past Kidnapping (mention)

Four Score AU—(StarkSpangledWinterHawk) TW: Sexual Harassment/Assault, Miscarriage, Domestic Violence/Abuse, PPD, Difficult Labor/Birth, PTSD

Halloween AU—(Stuckony) TW: Blood, Assault, Sexual Assault, Attempted Kidnapping

Jingle Your Bells AU—(Stuckony) TW: Anxiety, Depression, Self-Esteem Issues, Coffee Beans Are Basically Speed

Metallic Feather AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping (mentioned), Torture (mentioned)

Monster AU—(Stuckony) TW: Depression (mentioned), PPD (mentioned), Major injury/Blood, Kidnapping, Spiders, Snakes

Murder Strut AU—(Stuckony) TW: Kidnapping (but it’s comedy)

Peaches and Cream AU—(Stuckony) TW: None

Pencils and Pumps AU—(Stony) TW: Homophobia, Transphobia, Internalized Homophobia/Transphobia (but he’s unlearning it)

Plushie AU—(WinterIron) TW: Mental Illness, PTSD

Pokemon AU—(TBD) TW: Animal Trapping (mentioned), Child Abuse (Mentioned)

Punk AU—(Stuckony) TW: Abusive Ex

Regency AU—(Stuckony) TW: Canon Character Death, Emotional Abuse (past), Physical Abuse (past), Sexual Assault, Kidnapping, Gory Death, Major Injury/Amputation, Suicidal Ideation, PPD, Dubious Consent, Major Character Death, Animal Euthanasia (mentioned)

Sound of Music AU—(Stony) TW: Minor Character Death

Stark and Vinegar AU—(Stony) TW: Blood and Injury

Supernatural AU—(Stuckony) TW: Self-Esteem Issues, Anxiety, Canon Deaths, Stalking, Kidnapping, Canon Bombing, Shifted/Human Sex, Dubious Consent

Tony Makes a Porno—(Tony/Any/Everyone) TW: Non-Consensual Sex Tape Leakage, Infidelity as a Plot, Professor/Student as a Plot, Violent Foreplay, Consensual Non-Con, Sex Slave as a Plot

Werewolf AU—(Stuckony) TW: Bigotry, PTSD, Canon Deaths, Actual Cinnamon Roll Howard Stark

Wolves and Wings AU—(Stuckony) TW: Major Injury, Mention of Rape

This April Fools almost seems depressing. Where is my boop button :( Enable pvp again I was thriving

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[Image ID: Text reading: My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer’s tent twenty miles away, yet somehow, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone Inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it’s “your job” and your wife should “get up.” What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this—despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning on his wife’s one and only life—the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband. /End ID]

Anonymous asked:

Is this the same vampire Tony from the werewolf bucky and tiny Steve cafe or is it a different au?

Oh, this is part 2 in my "You Claw, You Fight, You Lose" series. Part 1 was "Walk the Forbidden Road" that was a gift for @ayapandagirl in the 2023 Captain America/Iron Man Holiday Exchange! You can find it on ao3 here:

It's 13K so not a short fic lmao. Great news! The one I'm working now is 20K and thank god it's almost finished lol. There will be a part 3. It might take me another two years idk.

Who wants more vampire Tony >:3c

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“You’re such a child,” Tony scoffed, but he was still smiling. “You must be feeling better.”

Steve opened his mouth, then closed it, considering. He… did feel a little better. Less heavy, somehow. Like he’d dropped a weight he’d been holding. “Yeah,” he finally answered, shrugging. He looked back at Tony, really taking him in. He looked a little paler than normal, and his breath was coming a little harder, but that could have been because he’d been in the basement earlier. He reached out, cupping Tony’s cheek. Cooler than normal, too. He took a deep breath, then carefully asked, “How are you feeling?”

Tony blinked at him, unimpressed. “You can just ask if I’m hungry, Steve.”

Steve crossed his arms over his chest as well, raising his eyebrows at him. “Oh, yeah, because that’s worked so well for me the past few days.”

At that, Tony allowed a somewhat rueful smile. “Okay. I deserve that.” His smile faded as quickly as it came, and he turned his head away. “I am kinda hungry.”

“…You could have said,” Steve offered, frowning. “I wouldn’t have gone out.”

Tony rocked back on his heels again, eyes trailing along the floor. “I didn’t… want to eat… so soon after Natasha was here.”

Steve couldn’t help the way his breath hitched in his throat in response. He understood Tony’s reasoning immediately—he hadn’t wanted to connect Natasha to feeding even in the sense of timing. Perhaps he’d even feared her returning to ask a question and seeing him. He’d been distraught the first time Steve had pushed him to feed. He was sure it probably wouldn’t get any easier for him to do it.

“I suppose the stairs would be a bad place to do this,” Steve said after a moment, voice coming out rougher than he meant. He cleared his throat. “Where would be most comfortable?”

Tony slowly lifted his head, gaze lingering on the ground as long as it could before he finally met his eyes. “Steve. Please don’t take this the wrong way.” He motioned at Steve from head to toe. “I can get used to you wandering around naked. But I draw the line at mealtime.”

“Yup,” Steve answered immediately, cheeks flooding with heat, and marched up the stairs past him. He could understand the reluctance. He was pretty surprised he had the shame left to be embarrassed, but Tony always seemed to find the parts of him he thought were gone, even when Steve didn’t know how.

I think what annoyed me so much about that minor following me was that their pinned post said "NSFW blogs DNI" like girl??? YOU followed ME. YOU started the interaction.

Like yeah I guess it's a fair enough request but it doesn't hold water when you shot first lol

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I'm at the point where I investigate every new follower to see if they're a bot and was genuinely surprised this new follower was 1) real and 2) explicitly said they were minor. That's not safe. What if I was a creep?

Anyway their pinned post said "DNI if you're a NSFW blog" so I blocked them :)

I'm not gonna say I'm against minors following me btw it would be super hypocritical because God knows what I was doing on the internet at 14-17 (a LOT worse!!!!) but there is this fandom etiquette I'm fond of called SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT!!!! Teenagers push boundaries and they're able to take on more than people give them credit for but don't make me complicit. I'm just living my life writing smut and having a fandom ball please do not ruin that for me.

Like obviously if you're a minor don't follow the smutty Tony Stark blog. But if you do shut up.

I'm at the point where I investigate every new follower to see if they're a bot and was genuinely surprised this new follower was 1) real and 2) explicitly said they were minor. That's not safe. What if I was a creep?

Anyway their pinned post said "DNI if you're a NSFW blog" so I blocked them :)

What the fuck kinda dodgeball is this? Where is the chaos? I'm sure it's an animation thing but lmao what the fuck

My parents are trying out new showerheads and I am FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

I'm three inches shorter than the next person and I am being PELTED IN THE FACE! Or I'm backed up against one of the walls trying to get my hair rinsed out. Oh well Rei just adjust the showerhead at the wall OKAY well it's magnetic so it keeps popping off when I get it low enough and when I give up and put it right at the lowest point in can be without popping off the hose makes it SLOOOOWLY push back up so I'm barely in the water again.

Oh and I said pelting but actually the water pressure in this showerhead is shit so I'm actually just being softly rained on in the face unless I have my entire body pressed into the cold wall.

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This is a fill for @bitetonysassfest! Trope: Sharing Body Heat Dialogue: “You look good all soaking wet.”

This is the last of Bite Tony's 🍑 Fest 2025! Featuring: bobcat shifter Tony and hare shifters Bucky and Steve! There's no way this could go wrong with cat!Tony involved. You can find this on ao3 (here). Look out for under the cut! ("No one bit Tony's ass, Reioka." He chewed on a fucking couch guys he's not that sexy right now lmao)

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“…So,” Steve began after a brief pause. He regretted it immediately, but Tony’s sharp eyes were already on him, so he continued, “I take it that you couldn’t get out of the valley.”

Somehow, despite the fact that water was dripping from his sodden hair and he was shaking slush from his feet in a very feline manner, Tony managed to give him one of his best bitch glares. “No,” he said, voice just as cold as the lengthening icicles dripping from their roof. “I could not get out of the valley.”

“You look good all soaking wet,” Bucky said, smirking, and then yelped when Tony pulled a boot from his foot and threw it at his head with all the force he could muster. He ducked, and he was grateful he did, because the boot hit the wall behind him with a thud loud enough that he jumped, and it left a black rubber mark where the sole hit the wall. He stared at it a moment, then turned back to Tony, solemnly stating, “I mean, you’re fucking ugly.”

“I am beautiful at all times,” Tony hissed, shaking his way out of his other boot. He shrugged off his coat, and it hit the the floor with a wet ‘thwap.’ “You would be lucky to bask in my glory. I am a perfect specimen.”

“Of course,” Bucky deadpanned. He went to take a step forward, but Steve grabbed him by the back of the shirt, so he took it as a warning it was not to approach Tony when he was still this irritable. “So you’re staying for dinner then?”

“Dinner,” Tony scoffed, disgusted, and pulled his visibly wet shirt over his head. Gooseflesh rose on his skin as it was exposed to the air. “Turkey’s passable. But then you went and added it to fucking beans.”

“You said you liked my chili,” Steve said, and couldn’t quite hold back the hurt in his voice.

This is a fill for @bitetonysassfest! Trope: Sharing Body Heat Dialogue: “You look good all soaking wet.”

This is the last of Bite Tony's 🍑 Fest 2025! Featuring: bobcat shifter Tony and hare shifters Bucky and Steve! There's no way this could go wrong with cat!Tony involved. You can find this on ao3 (here). Look out for under the cut! ("No one bit Tony's ass, Reioka." He chewed on a fucking couch guys he's not that sexy right now lmao)

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“…So,” Steve began after a brief pause. He regretted it immediately, but Tony’s sharp eyes were already on him, so he continued, “I take it that you couldn’t get out of the valley.”

Somehow, despite the fact that water was dripping from his sodden hair and he was shaking slush from his feet in a very feline manner, Tony managed to give him one of his best bitch glares. “No,” he said, voice just as cold as the lengthening icicles dripping from their roof. “I could not get out of the valley.”

“You look good all soaking wet,” Bucky said, smirking, and then yelped when Tony pulled a boot from his foot and threw it at his head with all the force he could muster. He ducked, and he was grateful he did, because the boot hit the wall behind him with a thud loud enough that he jumped, and it left a black rubber mark where the sole hit the wall. He stared at it a moment, then turned back to Tony, solemnly stating, “I mean, you’re fucking ugly.”

“I am beautiful at all times,” Tony hissed, shaking his way out of his other boot. He shrugged off his coat, and it hit the the floor with a wet ‘thwap.’ “You would be lucky to bask in my glory. I am a perfect specimen.”

“Of course,” Bucky deadpanned. He went to take a step forward, but Steve grabbed him by the back of the shirt, so he took it as a warning it was not to approach Tony when he was still this irritable. “So you’re staying for dinner then?”

“Dinner,” Tony scoffed, disgusted, and pulled his visibly wet shirt over his head. Gooseflesh rose on his skin as it was exposed to the air. “Turkey’s passable. But then you went and added it to fucking beans.”

“You said you liked my chili,” Steve said, and couldn’t quite hold back the hurt in his voice.

I love when I buy tortilla chips to make nachos and when I finally go to make them find that my family have left me with FUCKING CRUMBS

Trying to check my gauge and this book has the fucking circumference measurement of this circle. WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE CIRCUMFERENCE. I mean I know why it's a cozy but brother I am not working up half a soda cozy just to measure the circumference TELL ME THE DIAMETER OF THE BOTTOM

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