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The Nerdy Cheesecake

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Just a little nerd from the US who has more fandoms than friends. Message me, I love internet friends
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Y'all, I was 100% sober tonight and still failed a field sobriety test. The officer made me do a breathalyzer and acted shocked it was 0.00

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gahdamnpunk

The rich are getting more rich tho

his name was Josh Wilkerson and it’s important to point out that he died while taking Reli-On, the common “Walmart Insulin” you see people constantly pushing as a cheaper alternative.

so if you ever see people suggesting this, or god forbid you feel like doing it yourself, i want you to look up this story and remember Josh Wilkerson, and realize that the solution HAS to be bigger and more systemic than that

I had a coworker bawling her eyes out because she dropped her insulin and it shattered. I will never understand how a system can stand behind this.

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“The cities, the roads, the countryside, the people I meet – they all begin to blur. I tell myself I am searching for something. But more and more, it feels like I am wandering, waiting for something to happen to me, something that will change everything, something that my whole life has been leading up to.” - Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

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quotefeeling
“Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.”

— Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine

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llanval
“People who didn’t live pre-Internet can’t grasp how devoid of ideas life in my hometown was. The only bookstores sold Bibles the size of coffee tables and dashboard Virgin Marys that glowed in the dark. I stopped in the middle of the SAT to memorize a poem, because I thought, This is a great work of art and I’ll never see it again.”

— Mary Karr, The Art of Memoir No 1 (via elesheva)

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bentsahra

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

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eufonius

harry has been riding in the tube since he can remember. sometimes, people will get off and he always wonder why he never does. there are people on the train who’s been far longer travelling and there are people who appeared and get off the train the next day.

harry’s not sure how does it work. once, he asked the conductor. “you’ll know your destination once we get there.

it’s not helpful at all.

he knows the names of all people sitting with him in the cart. there’s cecile, a woman in her eighties. she doesn’t talk much but harry enjoys her company nonetheless. there’s bruce, he never mentioned how old is he. harry assumes he’s between sixteen and eighteen. bruce talks all the time and full of stories. harry knows they’re all made up because no one in the cart remembers their past. a man wearing a funny looking robe sits near the door. he never leaves his sit. two middle aged man sit on his left. they never stopped playing a game of chess. and a girl named vivian that has a lapful of cat. she’s mute.

harry has never slept. no one can seems to. and if the conversations die out, they just gaze outside.

the outside is just a vast of white nothingness. if the train stops and a person steps out to their destination, that’s when only they see colors. it’s not vivid but it’s enough for a change of scenery even just for a second.

a day before harry knows his destination is about to come, a new passenger sits besides him. he’s tall, pale, and blond. he has a striking grey eyes that are looking at him.

“i’ve been looking for you.” he says. harry doesn’t reply. he doesn’t have to. suddenly, floodgates of memories open.

draco.” harry remembers.

draco smiles and leans his head against harry’s. “terrible of you to go before me. i cried, you know.” he grabs draco’s hand and intertwines it with his.

“i’ve been waiting for you.” harry kisses his husband’s forehead. he sees cecile looking at them and he smiles back before he closes his eyes. it’s a goodbye.

for the first time, harry sleeps.

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Notes to Thirteen Year Old Girls

When your best friend tells you all she had for breakfast Was a packet of Splenda and a Diet Coke, And she tells you that she’ll stop after she loses five more pounds, Do not believe her. Tell her mother. It does not matter how angry your friend gets. The pain of that will always be preferable to the pain Of seeing your best friend in four years Weighing as much as she does now Half-dead in the hospital.

When your father sneaks into your bed in the dead of the night, And he tells you that this is how fathers love their daughters, Do not believe him. Tell your English teacher. She will have read millions of stories of girls like you. There is a one in six chance that she will be a girl like you. There is a five in six chance that she will know what to say to you. There is a six in six chance that she will help you.

When your veins whisper to you in the moonlight And say that there are so many nightmares inside you That could be free If you would just open your arms, Do not believe them. Tell your school’s guidance counselor, No matter how scared you are Because whispers are liars, And opening your arms will only open the passage For more nightmares to climb in.

And when the therapists say that you are better, Totally better, And you don’t need to worry about the sadness again, Do not believe them. Always be cautious, because sadness has a way Of sneaking up on you When you’re not looking. Be careful. Be careful.

Woah

this fucking made me cry fuck

Note to everyone. Not just 13 year olds. 

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lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

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thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

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maneth985

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

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