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men dressed like this have a 100% chance of asking a woman who has zero interest in them to marry them in a public venue in the hopes they will be too embarrassed to turn them down

a definitely real and very serious musical that is coming to a city near you 🌟☀️

Framing this when I get home

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Fuck yea

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Japan Mist