&quot;Ready for a Bad Time?&quot;

{I know I haven't been active as of late and most of the blogs I follow are probably dead anyway, but to anyone still here, I moved my Sans over to my multimuse blog @crxssing-wxrlds if any of you are interested go give it a follow!

#OOC: Out Of Bones

#Undernet #IC: Wanna have a bad time?#// Don't know if I'm ever coming back to this blog or not but eh here's some skelepuns

* I think for Halloween this year instead of giving out candy I could just give out some humerus puns instead. I was thinking maybe some vampire puns? But let's creep it real, those kinda suck.

BUDUMP TSSK

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ask-modern-demon

\\ As expected I'm not as active into rping as I used to be- I made a Discord a while back so if ya want to catch my ass over there it's Yxn#6479 Let me know who you are too so I know I'm not talking to like a stranger and such.

#// I may think about reviving this blog #// I've had the urge to start rping again recently so I thought why not?#* OOC: Out Of Bones

// I know nobody will reply (because most blogs who I follow or who follow me are inactive but-) who remembers this puntastic skele boi?

// Welp...I forgot this blog even existed. I also doubt anybody really remembers this blog anyway. If ya wish to keep in touch or interact then ya can find me over at @ask-modern-demon or on one of my newer blogs @vxtedsacxifice as I won't be active over here anymore. Unless I somehow find inspiration to write Sans again. But in the meantime you guys can catch me on those blogs.

#mun speaks

@blue-hair-and-purple-clothes

* So...You must be new ta the underground huh?

After another regular ol day at Grillby’s the skeleton monster was just gonna go back home and take a nap, you know? The usual...Just sleep the day away like the lazy bones he happened to be. However, his usual routine was stopped upon spotting a rather tall human wandering around Snowdin...It wasn’t everyday that a human just happened to stumble across this place so why not just go over and give a little greeting? No harm in that of course!

You would just expect him to wander behind you and he’d tell you to shake his hand, you turn around and there just happened to be a whoopee cushion in his hand. However this time around he just decided to lay off the pranks for a day...But that didn’t mean the puns disappeared.

#Starter #blue-hair-and-purple-clothes

#Starter Call #Permanent Starter Call

// Well, to get things back on track...I think i’ll just make his a permanent starter call so...Like or reblog for a starter with the short skele!

STARTER CALL

#// Aye. It me-#// And I forgot about the blog again-#// Hopefully I can get back into the swing of things-#IC: Ready For A Bad Time?

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* Gosh I got to stop over sleepin so much...

Anonymous asked:

Hello, I just made a brand new Undertale RP blog called reuniontale! Please check it out, if you would! :)

//I’ll make sure to!! ^^

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“So, before you ask, I go by Cherry. Plain and simple. I’ve even have this red streak in my hair and stuff so..yeah..” she began as she looked to Sans with a sigh.

@the-puntastic-skeleton

* The skeleton just listened to her as she explained and once sh was finished a slight grin began to spread across the monster’s face. This human seemed…pretty harmless so he just might not have a problem getting to know em.

* Nice to meet ya Cherry. The names Sans, Sans the Skeleton.

* He soon places his hand out for a handshake…This ol trick.

Cherry had a flashback as she could remember the same thing in her timeline.,it was in a neutral run..though in the genocide run, she could remember a colder outlook. In fact, she felt a headache oncoming.

Dejavu.

However, she shook her head as she reached over, eventually grabbing his skeletal hand.

#scarletcherrysxul #IC: Ready For A Bad Time?

* Soon enough a clear fart like sound came from the skeleton’s hand, once he pulled away he held out his hand to reveal a whoopee cushion taped to it He soon lets out a chuckle.

* The ol whoopee cushion in the hand trick...It’s always funny.

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Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?”

The girl’s eyes were black and goopy. Normally when they were like that she could see fine. It was somewhat of a defense thing. But now she just…Frisk had gotten out of hand. He had stolen her knife. She had cuts and scrapes everywhere. Bruises on her arms. And a black eye. Her vision was blurry. She could only see colors now. Everything was just a blur. She shook her head as she tried to wipe the goop off her eyes. She closed her eyes as she rested her head against him.

“he’s half of my soul… Whenever he dies a small part of my soul breaks… He can’t get hurt….”

She leaned her head against him and sighed. As she brought her knees to her chest the bandages on her eyes seemed to get a bit damp. Poor girl was crying.

* The skeleton grabbed the bandages and started wrapping them over her eyes were they would hopefully block the damp ones. He then placed the kit back where he had it and wrapped his arms around her.

* Shh...It’s alright...I’m not gonna let him hurt ya anymore.

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Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?”

The girl’s eyes were black and goopy. Normally when they were like that she could see fine. It was somewhat of a defense thing. But now she just…Frisk had gotten out of hand. He had stolen her knife. She had cuts and scrapes everywhere. Bruises on her arms. And a black eye. Her vision was blurry. She could only see colors now. Everything was just a blur. She shook her head as she tried to wipe the goop off her eyes. She closed her eyes as she rested her head against him.

* Gosh darn it kid…What had he done to you?

* The skeleton’s white dots in his eyes faded and his smile had now turned into a clear frown…He knew that Frisk did this, It had to be Frisk. It was the only person that she knew besides him…right? There was no time to be worrying about that right now. He had to get Chara in a safe place right away. Without any time to waste he quickly picked her up and opened up a portal where he soon walked into.

( They were now back at the skele house where the skeleton was trying to find the first aid kit. He had set Chara on the couch.

“ Gosh…Where is it…?

Chara now just sat on the couch. Rubbing her eyes. Tears and blood dripping down her face. That black bad been replaced by her own red liquid. Not the poison that lived inside her.

If he checked her HP… Well it was amazing. A miracle she was still alive. But once she stopped wiping her face she felt the small gold tiara call into her lap. She didn’t even bother to look.

* The skeleton soon came back with a couple of bandages and cleaning supply. He began to clean off the bruises and patch them up the best he could. He then looked at her eyes for a couple of moments before he tried to attempt to clean them off, He then wrapped some bandages around her head covering her eyes.

* There ya go kid…

She sighed quietly. This want the first time she was left in the dark and unable to see. And it wouldn’t be the last. She held her head in her hands and just sat there.

“…. he told me that he would protect me… Now my own blood is on my knife… He lied…”

She wanted to cry. She wanted hugs. She wanted to pass out. But most importantly she wanted revenge. Sure that wasn’t like her. But she didn’t care anymore.

* Don’t worry sweetheart...I’ll make sure I find Frisk and give him a real bad time. I knew from the moment I laid my eyes on him that he was a major threat, even now. But for now ya got to rest.

The monster soon placed the kit on the other side of the couch and then went back over to her and sat down beside her. He wanted to comfort her but...He didn’t want to make her uncomfortable or anything...

* Or...I can go find him and give him a bad time now if ya want...

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Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?”

The girl’s eyes were black and goopy. Normally when they were like that she could see fine. It was somewhat of a defense thing. But now she just…Frisk had gotten out of hand. He had stolen her knife. She had cuts and scrapes everywhere. Bruises on her arms. And a black eye. Her vision was blurry. She could only see colors now. Everything was just a blur. She shook her head as she tried to wipe the goop off her eyes. She closed her eyes as she rested her head against him.

* Gosh darn it kid…What had he done to you?

* The skeleton’s white dots in his eyes faded and his smile had now turned into a clear frown…He knew that Frisk did this, It had to be Frisk. It was the only person that she knew besides him…right? There was no time to be worrying about that right now. He had to get Chara in a safe place right away. Without any time to waste he quickly picked her up and opened up a portal where he soon walked into.

( They were now back at the skele house where the skeleton was trying to find the first aid kit. He had set Chara on the couch.

“ Gosh…Where is it…?

Chara now just sat on the couch. Rubbing her eyes. Tears and blood dripping down her face. That black bad been replaced by her own red liquid. Not the poison that lived inside her.

If he checked her HP… Well it was amazing. A miracle she was still alive. But once she stopped wiping her face she felt the small gold tiara call into her lap. She didn’t even bother to look.

* The skeleton soon came back with a couple of bandages and cleaning supply. He began to clean off the bruises and patch them up the best he could. He then looked at her eyes for a couple of moments before he tried to attempt to clean them off, He then wrapped some bandages around her head covering her eyes.

* There ya go kid...

the-puntastic-skeleton reblogged

Look at me. Can you tell me how many fingers I’m holding up?”

The girl’s eyes were black and goopy. Normally when they were like that she could see fine. It was somewhat of a defense thing. But now she just…Frisk had gotten out of hand. He had stolen her knife. She had cuts and scrapes everywhere. Bruises on her arms. And a black eye. Her vision was blurry. She could only see colors now. Everything was just a blur. She shook her head as she tried to wipe the goop off her eyes. She closed her eyes as she rested her head against him.

* Gosh darn it kid...What had he done to you?

* The skeleton’s white dots in his eyes faded and his smile had now turned into a clear frown...He knew that Frisk did this, It had to be Frisk. It was the only person that she knew besides him...right? There was no time to be worrying about that right now. He had to get Chara in a safe place right away. Without any time to waste he quickly picked her up and opened up a portal where he soon walked into.

( They were now back at the skele house where the skeleton was trying to find the first aid kit. He had set Chara on the couch.

“ Gosh...Where is it...?

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“I’ve fallen head over heels in love with you.” //Bored-

Pfft-))

Chara just threw her knife in the air. It clattered on the ground behind her. She then turned and walked away. Once she was on the other side of The room (it was a big room) she yelled. “LIES! YOU’RE LYING! YOU DON’T FUCKING LOVE ME! I’M DREAMING!”

“just making sure this one doesn’t break. I spent a lot of time making it for her. Even if she does only use it as a fashion statement…”

He ran his finger over the engraving. A slight smile on his face. He still had a bit of emotion. He wasn’t completely numb to everything. Not yet anyway.

Chara looked back in the room. But she didn’t actually say anything. She wanted to see how these two would get along. She knew Frisk wouldn’t kill Sans. It was too much of a hassle.

* Great…He was already getting nervous. Calm down Sans…The skeleton began to take a few silent deep breathes. He didn’t know why but..He didn’t trust this Frisk very much. He didn’t really seem harmful right now but he couldn’t help but get a chill down his spine.

* Good for ya pal…

Chara just walked over to frisk and took the knife back. She slipped it into her pocket and then looked at Sans. She seemed to have calmed down.

Frisk then smirked and grabbed Chara by the shoulders. She rolled her eyes. He was shorter. And younger. But a mess.

“Frisk…. Why are you doing this?”

“cuz i can”

* I-I’m guessing I should go now or...?

* Sans honestly didn’t know what to do at this point. I mean he confessed his feelings and such so now what shall he do? Also the monster looked over at Frisk and gave him a weirded look...What was he doing?