Drake: lmao you’re short and not as popular as me

Kendrick: You are a stain upon this land. The world will rejoice the day you are six feet under and I hope you do not keep the reaper waiting. Your bloodline is cursed and my heart aches for all the children that must live with you as their father. I hope they rise above you, prosper where you have failed them, and where you have failed yourself. Your most trusted allies would not hesitate to stab you in the back when they have the chance because they despise you. And yet, all of that pales in comparison to just how much you disgust me. I hate you for the many things I have listed, and for things I have not said.

big day for annoying people (me)

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

that being said i still think angels would find a deep fascination in humanity. sometimes angels are just someones weird uncle who keeps fucking collecting trains for reasons it cant explain other than "theyre cool arent they? :-)". sometimes angels are some kid who sits in the library for hours reading about marine biology. what im saying is that angels are basically divine versions of the kids who played warrior cats on the playground, but with humanity

jpeg u are the only one who fucking understands me

we're fucked

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

“if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic when im blamed for something i didnt do

since this post is actually getting attention rn i really want to emphasize this-

many of the “tells” of lying are traits commonly found in abuse survivors and mentally ill/disabled people.

stuttering, averting eye contact, panicking, raising your volume, fidgeting, and other similar traits are actions performed commonly by these groups, especially in situations of heavy stress- such as being accused of doing something we didnt do, especially if we are afraid of being punished for doing nothing.

im honestly begging people to think critically when accusing somebody of lying for small traits like these.

I took a social psych class and we had a unit on micro expressions and stuff, and I don’t remember too much of it. However I do remember it being mentioned that all of those “tells” were bs and individual people may have different habits when lying but things like avoiding eye contact, etc. weren’t these universal cues that someone was lying.

And that if anything, due to the expectation that when people lie they will do things such as avoiding eye contact, people may be more likely to hold eye contact when lying. Which still wouldn’t then be a “tell” but kind of goes to show how it’s false.

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Every year Akio Ohtori loans his sister out to a bunch of teenagers, grooms said teenagers, makes all of them fight each other several times, does irreparable emotional damage, hopefully THOROUGHLY cleans the inside of his car because Christ alive.

And all of this, all these surreal, intricate rituals, are so he can lose a sword fight with a door.

This has happened multiple times. He doesn't even seem particularly upset about failing. Every year Akio Ohtori loses a sword fight with a door and somehow does not feel like an absolute clown. Could NOT be me, I would never try again. I would lie awake at night every night after the first attempt agonizing about how stupid I must have looked and how my sister absolutely would have laughed at me if all the organs she needed to do so weren't getting shish-kebabed six ways to Sunday.

The fistfight between Shuro and Laios is so fucking cathartic to me. Laios was not picking up on social cues for so long and when that’s revealed he doesn’t do what so many of us have to and shrink away and apologize he gets MAD.

He punches Shuro in the face and says you should have been more fucking clear, and I genuinely find that so empowering.

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

I trust you, do you trust me?

A redraw of this piece from last year.

Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

It was just the most out of pocket misogyny I've ever received, like why would he have said that

"You're a woman": Would be meaner if I wasn't in girl mode but okay good start

"Women are lesser": Heard it before, what else

"You'll never be a man": Bit weird but it tracks

"Just like I'll never be a woman": .... Why do I suddenly feel bad for you. Like you suck hot shit but I wanna give you a pep talk. You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right? I'm still kicking you out of this store, though. What the fuck is going on