it’s 𝘳𝘦𝘥 because it’s drenched in the blood of our people

A rationalist, existentialist priest indeed!

I’m really hard to get rid of, Mr. Barton. ↳Are you?

no one in the comments has listened

i think if you folded a pizza in half it wouldn’t be very easy to eat and i would not eat it anyway actually because i am lactose intolerant. but if i did eat it i would unfold it first because the folded pizza would be too tall to fit in my mouth unless i squished. also if i shoot a bullet from the moon and it kills someone in texas do the texas police have jurisdiction or do the moon police?

you, though. 

you have listened.

The first crime alleged to have happened in space was identity theft. In 2019, NASA astronaut Lt Col. Anne McClain was accused by her estranged wife, Summer Worden, of illegally accessing the couple’s finances while she was aboard the International Space Station. The matter was investigated by the NASA Office of the Inspector General. McClain was cleared of all charges in 2020.

By international treaty, no country can claim territory in space, so space is considered “international waters” and maritime law applies. Jurisdiction over maritime crimes can get quite complicated, but here’s a transcript of a statement given by FBI Assistant Director Salvador Hernandez to a Congressional committee in 2007. Since the murder happened on American soil and the murder weapon crossed jurisdictional lines, the FBI would have at least some jurisdiction, likely in cooperation with relevant Texas police. If another country is involved, it’d be up to the US Department of State to reach an agreement with the other nation’s government. So if you were standing on a European Space Agency-owned lunar lander when you fired the shot, the EU would have to be consulted. The NASA OIG might get involved, too, but they don’t do their own enforcement, they hand their findings off to the Department of Justice.

Who folds an entire pizza? Who bites into an entire pizza, folded or not? Cut it into slices first. (And put ranch on it. It’s good.)

I was v confused when they smushed the leaves, but then about halfway thru the q tips it started coming back together

This is Wow Art on YouTube. If you thought this was impressive, they’ve progressed a LOT more by now!

Just some fangs…

Your version of good is not absolute. It’s vain, arrogant and sentimental. If you’re waiting for me to become all that, I’m going to be here for a long time yet.

The Daemons

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The Doctor smiling - series 10

To summarize literally 2000 years of occult philosophy in a tumblr post:

Reality is fundamentally flexible, it is fluid, pooling in some places and running thin in others. You may be familiar with the idea of a "thin" or liminal space, and their rarely-cited opposite, the proximal space.

All things exist on a spectrum of "real" to "not real" but they can never actually be 100% real or 100% unreal.

For example: prove to me right now that you're real.

Basically, it's impossible, we have to trust that our eyes and ears and tongues aren't lying to us when they tell us "yes we are experiencing the world right now" but they could be lying to us! This could all be a vivid dream and tomorrow we could wake up as a frog. That isn't likely, but the world is full of unlikely things.

So, if you can't prove that something is real, there is no capital-T Truth to reality, but (and here's where the woo-y occult philosophy bits come in) that means that there's also no capital-U Untruth to reality either.

Hence, all things exist on a spectrum between truth and untruth, all built on the flexible and (and manipulatable) nature of human perception.

No way out

idiot jail for ignorant beasts