If I wanna be a gay skelly leave me be!!! NYEEEHHHH

But yes, all those things as a bro. Cause it’d be true, quit doubtin yo self

@swapdancepapyrus

(I’d get it in my notice anyway) To which they would be greeted with a giant sneaker a good distance away from the door. Looked like SD’s hightops for sure. “u-up here….” He would timidly say. Oh dear…

Paps had to look straight up to see the other. His eye sockets widened in surprise and his jaw dropped. “Oh. My. Gosh…. What the heck!?” He looked around. “How did ya even get here!? We’re in like, completely different universes! Are you okay!?” He calls out, not even sure if his friend can hear him. 

They could hear the other just fine. But SD kinda sighed. “Well someone was saying I should meet a pap… But since im this size…. It… Took longer. I have this whole thing on me for two weeks….. ” he would smile softly. “ long time no see…”

“Two weeks?” He coughed a bit on how high his voice squeaked from the surprise. “Yeah. Long time no see.” He says, ignore his pun, and looked around before taking a quick short cut on the roof of his house. Sorry Sans. “How did ya even get that big. Normally there are conditions. Like sayin specific words or a food. What was it this time?” He slumps his shoulders. He supposed this should technically be a regular thing at this point. 

@swapdancepapyrus

(I’d get it in my notice anyway) To which they would be greeted with a giant sneaker a good distance away from the door. Looked like SD’s hightops for sure. “u-up here….” He would timidly say. Oh dear…

Paps had to look straight up to see the other. His eye sockets widened in surprise and his jaw dropped. “Oh. My. Gosh.... What the heck!?” He looked around. “How did ya even get here!? We’re in like, completely different universes! Are you okay!?” He calls out, not even sure if his friend can hear him. 

@swapdancepapyrus

“Heh. Well I’m sure it’s memorable enough to some people. Like your bro for one.” He smiles with a small shrug. “So how have ya been? Now that your soul is a lot better n workin. I kinda haven’t been around to keep up with what’s been happin.”

It’s official, m gonna be on a hiatus

Quick catch up on what happened. I got laid off! Isn’t that fuckin dandy!

So now I’m out of a job. I’ve been doin odd jobs around, but it’s only a few hours for a bit of cash to work to pay bills, I’m honestly surprised the internet hasn’t gotten shut off by now.

I’m workin on findin another job, but so far I haven’t gotten any call backs from the two interviews I’ve done, but we’ll have ta hope for the best. But it’s honestly not lookin good. I might have to be ready to lose my house and… pretty much everythin.

So, in case that happens, future goodbye I suppose 

EVERYONE HOLD YER SHIT

JUST GOT AN EMAIL

Throw that previous shit away! I might have a job by Wednesday! 

It’s official, m gonna be on a hiatus

Quick catch up on what happened. I got laid off! Isn’t that fuckin dandy!

So now I’m out of a job. I’ve been doin odd jobs around, but it’s only a few hours for a bit of cash to work to pay bills, I’m honestly surprised the internet hasn’t gotten shut off by now.

I’m workin on findin another job, but so far I haven’t gotten any call backs from the two interviews I’ve done, but we’ll have ta hope for the best. But it’s honestly not lookin good. I might have to be ready to lose my house and… pretty much everythin.

So, in case that happens, future goodbye I suppose 

what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

I hope the catck the kidnapper and shut them in jail 4 life.

Seriously, why governments let criminals out anyway?!

Because not every crime justifies being locked up for life and some crimes are done out of desperation and hopelessness like drug addiction or theft.

There are criminals, that need to be shut away for life, as you put it to keep them and others safe, BUT in most cases can prisoners be rehabilitated and reenter society.

This comment of mine might be besides the point of this post, but your question was a little too broad for an overall difficult topic in my opinion.

Quick doodles for @swapdancepapyrus and @papyrus-the-skeleton-all-aus

*dies laughing* 

OMG Can I have the final image for a reaction pic, holy crap that’s amazing!

*”Im fiiine…. f-fine… lightheaded is all… imma numbskull… So, i… i was a butterfly for a while, see? An’ all i had was all this sugar.. cause well… butterfly…. and. i Just turned into a bunny! 

Im hungry, and i just threw up all that honey!” SD would whine. He was severely weak. “Lemme just… get… get inside and get food.. i… i… hhh….” 

Pap sighs. “Yeah, and maybe a nap too.” he says. “Okay, hold onto me.” He says as he carefully pulls SD to his feet and pulls his arm over his shoulder to carry him without actually carrying him. “Don’t need ya fallin on your face again.”

*”ya figured out what the problem is?” His ears would twitch curiously, moving to the sounds of his healing. “I can only assume you just got sick or you got sick weeks ago… why didnt ya tell me?” He would whine a little. Having a conversation and healing at the same time, it looked like SD became more skittish. His tail would wiggle faster and faster. His ears slowly dropping, then standing up again just as fast. SD was hiding something.  

“I didn’t think it’d last this long. Just kinda happened.” He explains. Though, he notices the odd behavior with his new bunny appendages. “Is…. there somethin that ya need to tell me?”

*”hmm? Nothin’ at all!! haha!! uhm…  yeh, im good! Totally fine! Just gotta uhm. Hold on a sec—” And with this he ran to nearby bushes. He seemed faster being tat he was a rabbit of sorts, but he didnt look too well himself. but he wasnt burried in hoodie for the other not to notice. He woud wipe his face and calmly walk out. “kay. I hope you feel better though—-” He fell face first onto the ground. his appendages twitching in fatigue.  

Pap would raise a skeleton brow and blink when he ran off. “What the h**l?” He muttered ad moved to follow, coughing lightly before watching him walk out again. “Yeah I’ll-woah hey!” he ran over to try to catch him from hurting himself 

“Uhh... bro!?” He speaks, tapping the side of his skull after rolling him onto his back. He was knelt beside him with a concerned expression on his face 

*”ya figured out what the problem is?” His ears would twitch curiously, moving to the sounds of his healing. “I can only assume you just got sick or you got sick weeks ago… why didnt ya tell me?” He would whine a little. Having a conversation and healing at the same time, it looked like SD became more skittish. His tail would wiggle faster and faster. His ears slowly dropping, then standing up again just as fast. SD was hiding something.  

“I didn’t think it’d last this long. Just kinda happened.” He explains. Though, he notices the odd behavior with his new bunny appendages. “Is.... there somethin that ya need to tell me?”

papyrus-the-skeleton-all-aus

SD would look at the other, “I guess since its for today… i suppose it works out. I mean, you bein smaller an’ all it would probably be more fitting.  Im kinda too big for all this. But ay…. Thats just me though. you looked fine… though my ears are black… instead of orange… is that supposed to happen?” 

As he talked SD would place a gentle hand on the other. it was fairly casual, but He knew the other wasnt well. He had the same thing, if not worse before. “So uh… undynes not doin the ol treatments today ah?” He would speak as he gave the smallest healing doses to the other, hoping they wouldnt lash out at him or hurt him. 

“I guess it’s just more of bodily comforts or somethin. Cause I prefer orange than most colors.” He shrugs. He would’ve attempt to do a dumb pose and pull a Napstabot to show how good he looked in orange, buuuuuut since he’s sick and all, chose not to. 

He notices the hand but doesn’t respond to it. He’s fine with being touched, as long as he finds you a good friend. And that’s what SD is. “Nah. She is, just didn’t wanna bother her today. I have gotten better with the last check up, so no need to pester her unless it gets worse.”