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sorry, this skyeward blog is no longer active. for a trip down memory lane, you may check my gif masterlist ♥️
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During the second season of AOS (around the CATWS release), I remember how hyped I was at the possibility of AOS finally getting the movie acknowledgment we all been waiting for since pilot ep. 

I stopped watching after season two and just continued with the movies, so I wasn’t here to witness how it all went down.

Now I find it so funny that AOS reached its end without being MCU-canon at all lol

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Finally got my account back! Got locked out of this account for almost a year due to tumblr’s very buggy two-factor authentication ugh

well, I know this blog has been inactive for sooo long, but I do still check it from time to time, and this blog is very close to my heart, helped me meet so many incredible people (if you’re still here, hi! 🥰)

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“I actually recently talked to Lionel Wigram, the producer and co-writer with Guy, about a Man from U.N.C.L.E. sequel, and I was like, ‘Dude if you don’t start writing this script I’m gonna show up at your house and cut all of the tires of all of your cars, I swear to God.’ And he was like, ‘You know what? Fuck it. I’m just gonna do it, I’ll probably start writing it,’ and I was like, ‘Yes! Good! Start writing it!’ So if you haven’t yet, Lionel, checkmate. Start writing it!”

Armie Hammer

God bless him.

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orlissa

Skyeward and 1 or 9 pretty please :3

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(It’s 1, do you want 9 as well?)

Good Drugs

“Hey,Robot,” Skye’s voice breaks through the mist fogging his mind. “Good morning!”

Withconsiderable effort, he opens his eyes, just to see her smile down at him,elbows resting on the edge of his bed. Damn, she looks beautiful.

“What…” hestarts, but his throat dry, scratchy. Almost immediately there’s a straw infront of him; he sips at the water gratefully, the cool liquid soothing him,then he clears his throat and tries again. “What happened?”

“You wereshot,” she replies, reaching out to sweep a lock of hair away from hisforehead. “You lost a lot of blood, and had us worried for a moment, but youdoc says you’ll be good as new in no time.”

He feelsweary, exhausted, but sort of giddy, and he just can’t keep himself fromsmiling at her.

“And you’vebeen here with me, waiting for me to wake up?” The words are out before hecould think them over, and some tiny part of his brain is nagging him that heshouldn’t have said that, but he just doesn’t care.

She smilesback at him, and he can’t tell she’s struggling not to laugh – he doesn’texactly get why, but he doesn’t even bother, because she’s so damn pretty whenshe smiles.

“Yeah,” shereplies. “I wanted to see how loopy the drugs would make you.”

Oh; he’s onpain meds. Of course, it explains everything – the absence of pain despite thegunshot wound, the giddiness, and that he doesn’t seem to have control overwhat he’s saying.

“I see,” hedrawls. “I guess very loopy.”

Thisfinally breaks her and she laughs out loud.

“Very, veryloopy.” She squeezes his hand. “But loopy Ward is adorable.”

He wants tochuckle with her, but instead he finds himself saying “Well, you’re alwaysadorable – not just when you’re loopy. And you are so, so beautiful, I just…”He closes his eyes for a moment. “…I should just stop talking.”

Sheactually bows her head, her forehead touching the back of his hand, hershoulder shaking with suppressed laughter.

“No, no,you really should continue,” she tells him, raising her head once again,looking into his eyes – damn, she has beautiful eyes. Like dark chocolate. “Ijust wish I had a camera with me to record it.”

“And Iwish…” His gaze wanders to her lips. “I wish I could kiss you. Can I kiss you?”

A part ofhim – a more sober part – expects her to laugh at him, but instead her amusedgrin turns into a warm smile. She doesn’t say a thing as she stands up andleans over him. His heart skips a beat – he is pretty sure he can even hear theheart monitor fall out of rhythm –, fully expecting her to grant his whish andkiss him, but then her lips press against his forehead instead of his mouth.

It takes hima considerable amount of willpower not to pout or whine.

“Let’s getback to it when you can take full responsibility for your actions again,” shesays once she stands up. “I’ll go now, tell Coulson and the others that you’reup.”

“But it’snot off the table?” he asks from her retreating form. She turns back from thedoor.

“Not atall. I mean as long as you don’t seduce any nurses while I’m gone.”

He smileslike an idiot as she leaves the room, already imagining how that half-promisedkiss from her would feel. (Okay, he really is on good drugs.)

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Huntingbird Fics

I keep seeing people asking for fics and here are some good places to start:

  • you grew and became like the devil himself: Bobbi glanced up from where she’d been studying a case report on her desk and didn’t bother to lower her weapon. Lance could stand there, leaning against her doorframe like he was the second coming of Casanova if he wanted to get shot or he could leave her the hell alone; his choice. (here is where I’m self-pimping because it was the first ever Huntingbird fic written way back when they were just my crack ship-look where my babies are now)
  • and with you i’m home: Lance and Bobbi may hate each other but that doesn’t mean he isn’t relieved to find her alive and safe from Hydra’s reach. 
  • eavesdrop: Just because there’s a baby on the way doesn’t mean Bobbi and Lance are going to stop bickering; she is a demonic beast married to a child after all.
  • this love came back to me: Unforeseen consequences to Bobbi’s kidnapping leave her broken, Hunter on the warpath, and reunites S.T.R.I.K.E..
  • dear bob: “you need to wake up, because I can’t do this without you”
  • i’d like to hang out with you (my whole life): The thing is, Lance Hunter didn’t plan to pop the question in the middle of a fight, it just sort of happened.
  • peace will come when one of us puts down the gun: “For a long time she’s not had to think about it; how crazy they drove each other and how it broke them. Once they’d been a perfect idea and now…”
  • i’ll never stop wanting to: Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse and one - not that he would ever admit it - worried phone call.
  • take my back to the start: “If you keep at it like that, you’re going to drink yourself into an early grave.” “Maybe that’s the point, love?”
  • what kind of heart doesn’t look back: “Bobbi thinks that she’s almost like a ghost, floating from room to room, taking in every part of the place they’ve called theirs for years. The uneven bathroom tiles, the small crack in the hallway mirror. Even the tap on the kitchen sink that you have to twist and twist until you feel as if your wrist is about to fall off.The kind of things that made a soulless house a home.”
  • pictures: Jemma and Skye want proof that Bobbi and Hunter actually got married.
  • nothing happens the same way twice: “Nothing happens the same twice.” He murmured as he brought their lips together. “Whatever goes down, we’re in this together. Got it?”

this isn’t a complete list because i’m a tad bit behind in reading newer fic but this is a good place to start

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because I'm trash and love this idea. Sometime in s3 Skye and Ward have hate sex. She get's pregnant. Ward never knows. 15 years later, Ward encounters the team again. Except now there's this teenage girl with them... BOOM

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OH DANI.

[interlaces fingers & flexes hands out]

you and your love for lara MIGHT just prove to be your downfall in this particular instance. i may or may not have COMBINED things that were probably left better off UNCOMBINED, YOU FEEL???

you are the guide and the weight of her world | on ao3. |

He’s Hydra. HYDRA.

It’s pretty much all Skye can think about in the blips of seconds that she can actually think when Ward’s mouth is insistent upon hers and his hands are everywhere and she’s tearing off his clothes like their lives depend on it.

He’s Hydra beats like a drum in her mind, whited out only by sensation too intense to put into words.

He’s Hydra

Weeks pass.

He’s Hydra.

And then she finds the two pink lines on the pregnancy test.

Oh shi–

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SkyeWard WIP!

This idea popped into my head earlier - not quite sure where it’s heading yet - but I‘m still in an angsty mood after that crapfest of a finale so hopefully it’ll help release some pent-up frustrations.

Here’s to a peaceful weekend spent writing!

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The moment the door to the bar opened he knew she’d found him. His back stiffened and he felt the hairs on his forearms and the nape of his neck stand on end. He silently cursed his traitorous body for still letting her affect him after all of this time.

“You shouldn’t be here,” Ward said, willing himself not to turn around and face her.

“I… I wanted to see you.”

He shook his head. “Is that right?”

Skye released a quiet sigh. “Grant, I—”

“You need to leave,” he interrupted. His fingers gripped the counter as he continued to fight the urge to turn around and steal a glimpse of her. Almost five years had passed since he’d last seen her as he’d been led out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. base on his way to be handed over to his brother, his view of her somewhat blocked by Simmons who’d stepped in front of her.

“No,” she stated vehemently. “I’m not going anywhere.”

Raking the fingers of his free hand through his hair, it was his turn to sigh. “What do you want from me? Huh?”

“Can you please look at me?” she asked softly.

“Why, so you can look at me with those big doe eyes and give me the speech you and Coulson have prepared to get me to agree to whatever you suddenly need me for? Sorry, but no. I’m done with all of you.”

“Coulson doesn’t know I’m here,” Skye told him.

Ward scoffed. “Right. You really expect me to believe that?”

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The reason the signs are angry

Aries: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Taurus: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Gemini: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Cancer: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Leo: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Virgo: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Libra: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Scorpio: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
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Capricorn: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Aquarius: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
Pisces: Agents of SHIELD season 2 finale
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