landslide | karl jacobs

(kindergarten teacher!karl, single mom!reader, oh no karl’s apartment gets flooded so he has to stay at his best friend from high school’s house who also happens to be the mother of his favorite student, karl just being soft and sweet and a great friend, um talk about the baby daddy being a loser essentially, the beast team is there playing the role of karl’s friends from school, graham is the sweetest child, slight angst, fluff, friends to lovers, SOFT KARL, warmth, comfort, romance coded but very light)

listen to: landslide by fleetwood mac, never grow up by taylor swift, growing up by river run north, rainbow by kacey musgraves

Karl helps one of his kids press their palms onto the wall. When they release their palm, pink paint remains, making a sort of leaf to the tree branches painted onto the wall.

“Now write your name,” Karl advises another kid, whose orange paint had already dried.

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“Not All Men”

You’re absolutely right, Dr. Spencer Reid would never treat me like this

SLUR?????

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

Sup, my Booma

Is it okay for me to say Boomer if its in the lyrics to a song? im just trying to honor the artists intent

Guys calm down, my grandma is over 60 so I'm allowed to say it

Get ready for the hit song “If you just do what the authorities tell you everything will probably be fine” by the band BWA (Boomers With All the privelege)

this made my day :)

credits: laureharrier on insta

So this is basically what happened

I made this in like 5 minutes just take it

My fucking God what even is Tumblr

Me: I love River

The politician:

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