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idk *insert words here*

@oddball-wqri

someone please hit me as fast as you can with a semi. thank you :)
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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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writrs

Someone is asking the important questions here.

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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 2007, dir. Kenny Ortega

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zelyanno

I still cannot believe that Troy really thought his girlfriend was cheating on him with homosexuality incarnate over here I swear to god

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joshpeck

how many posts do you think get made on here in a day.....5? maybe 6?

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fourtccn

oh i don’t like this

200 million blogs and 80 million posts per day yet somehow all the gays follow each other and reblog the exact same posts consecutively.

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How Bert snapped

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

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rubykgrant

these puppets are more real than real people

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