The Life and Times of a Gayfish

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

who is laios

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Ranni's Dark Moon, Elden Ring

"This moon was encountered by a young Ranni, led by the hand of her mother, Rennala. What she beheld was cold, dark and veiled in occult mystery."

Cardinal Sin

ALAN TUDYK as K-2SO Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) dir. Gareth Edwards

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

if i were an anime girl would you buy a figure of me be honest

If I were an anime girl would you put a figure of me in a jar be honest

we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with this other person who’s so important to you. to know they’re also wearing the other half of the pair, or group of 3 or more, because they love you too…

2023 -> 2024

POV (penis of view)

every time i see yal shipping harley quinn w that musty ass clown fucker instead of the plant lady im like [knife emoji]

Gummy Bear Skin Rug

@seepmost​‘s tags pass peer review im calling it now

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain