Commission complete! Such a fun piece to paint, and I'm in love with these colors! If anyone else would like a couples portrait painted, my commissions are open! https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC4tWrA1dh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5e5iaepsjkaf
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.
LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL SON.
“write a horror story in 6 words”
me:
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
this is- and i say this completely unironically- something that an actual 3 year old would do
i wish id never seen his proportions from this angle what the fuck is going on
uhhhh fellas is it ….
Yes
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the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased
god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them
this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful
*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class
This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen
graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery