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There are no wrinkles on that man like you never fucked a 40+ year old either if you think this is even remotely representative of 40+ male demographic that man has been getting botox since 2006 if you saw the 40+ dudes I've been banging you would hurl
Not to sound like an insufferable, pretentious tumblr dot com user, but I think people are missing a key frame here; Barbie is shot through Barbie lenses.
It's colorful and plastic and on the wrong side of live action. Margot and Ryan are literally emulating as dolls trying to pass as humans.
She didn't blink once for the entire trailer, and he has no idea why two people would spend the night together as "boyfriend and girlfriend" because dolls don't feel arousal. They're almost always smiling. That shot of Barbie's feet staying pointed tells you everything you need to know.
People feel weird about Ryan Gosling not necessarily because he's 'old' -- but because he's MADE to look like an entity forcing itself to be something he's not. It's uncanny valley on screen. You feel uncomfortable because humans aren't supposed to look and act that way.
not to be the person that brings the stupid debate back up, but 40 yos can and absolutely do look like that without medical intervention, there's this amazing thing called sunblock nowadays that does wonders
And even if he WAS wrinkled -- so??? Barbie and Ken are like 80
And even if he
WAS wrinkled – so??? Barbie and
Ken are like 80
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
"but at least they kept my mind off everything."
she wears short skirts, i have the high ground
it’s over anakin, i’m on the bleachers
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess
that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly
there we go
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’
bbc sherlock wants what i have
at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
shaking and crying
PLS IM BEGGING FOR THE LEON KENNEDY RATS TO COME OUT AND WRITE FICS LIKE PLS THERES NOT ENOUGH AND I KNOW THAT SO MANY OF YOU HAVE BRILLANT MINDS I SWEAR I WILL EAT UP EVERY FIC YOU PUT OUT PLSSSSSSS
A moment of light during the siege
It really does feel like that
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS