For those of you who follow Doctor Who, may I present the Fourth Doctor and K-9.
Guess who’s making textpost memes again
Lesbians I love you more than anything else on this planet and all your little posts are cute but do you all realize how much of a commitment running a small farm is
“I just wanna live on a farm and sleep in while my wife brings me tea in bed” like no dummy wake the fuck up it’s 4 in the morning and your wife needs help milking the cows
How did I forget Leela and Romana’s incredible meet cute. Leela literally had a dream telling her to meet Romana, so she broke into her office and listened to her dictating fanfiction from the shadows, that is unbelievably iconic.
Also, please imagine daybreak on this particular morning. Somewhere in the Capitol, sunrise streams through the bedroom window of Andred’s chancellery guard housing unit. Leela sits bolt upright in bed from a dead sleep, and is like, “Babe, I gotta go see the president. Had a dream. Rassilon said so.”
After twenty-five years of marriage to this particular human, Andred just had to be like, “Okay sweetheart, you keep doing you. I’m going to spend today spying on the CIA. Try not to kill anyone while you’re out, m’kay? See you at dinner.”
Y’all this made me LOSE it
Inciting Incident
do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
the only adjectives in the english language:
1. tender
2. feral
3. horny
for your consideration
Why is Jesus Feral
- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season
- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip
- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)
- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink
- Healed a blind man by spitting on him
- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him
And that’s just the highlights from Mark.
Mark is the best one.
We can all stan this joke unapologetically without worrying about the credited writer because it uses the number fifty seven so we all know it is an RTD rewrite.
When everything goes wrong and you know it's your own fault
@entropy-takes-hold shared this on discord today…
[ Ken and Ifan??? ]
ATOMIC BLONDE dir. David Leitch
Spin around the living room in your pyjamas to musicals
drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!!