A Muse's Musings

I love that Twitch does the stream points thing and that so many streamers have like. Basic self care stuff as their lower tier point redemptions. Like fuck yes I will make my fave stressed artist streamer check their posture and stretch for a full minute. Yes I will make the anxious gamer drink water as many times as I can redeem my points during a stream.

“parasocial relationships aren’t healthy-“ I am literally watering and exercising my streamer regularly not to mention the diversity of enrichment audio I give them

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

you guys are doing things in the tags of this post

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That

Hi my name is Geralt ‘White Wolf’ of Rivia and I have long ghostly white hair (that’s how I got my name) with grease and mud in it that reaches my upper back and yellow eyes like limpid piss and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dandelion but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not human but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I belong to a witcher school called School of the Wolf in Kaer Morhen (I’m over 50). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love medieval Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing black half plate armour with a matching belt around it and black leather pants, a black cape and tall black boots. I was wearing my witcher medallion and carrying my swords. I was walking through Blaviken. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of townsfolk stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

Saw this joke about post-redemption azula a while ago and i can’t find it for the life of me now, pls tag me if u happen to see it!

Edit: some kind people pointed me to this post!

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

Sokka and Zuko both have high intelligence and low wisdom and the only difference is that Sokka has high Charisma. In this essay I will-

“sokka has high charisma” that’s a BOLD claim about this guy:

you say that like it didn’t work

that line would only have worked for someone with supernaturally high charisma.

trying out my own personal percy design

HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST ↠ (3/∞)

Charge!

The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

Galavant (2015)

When your Persuasion or Intimidation is really high.

How Bards fight.

✨self care saturday time to draw lance✨

finally

my hands have been cursed to draw these embarrassing things

bless whoever deity who cursed your hands

romance is hard