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tonight, you've survived out of pity and spite

@mintyepic / mintyepic.tumblr.com

all night, you have vied for your place in the light... minty ⚔ he/him ⚔ 20 ⚔ literally just shapes!
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moldspace

swan maiden 🦢

Image description: a painted flat wood sculpture, one side shows a swan with its wings up, and one side shows a naked woman. The woman has light skin, long red hair, freckles and hairy legs.

The first image shows the swan side, the third the human side, and the middle shows a gif of a hand flipping the sculpture from swan to human. end Image description

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edenexxe

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

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glavilio

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -

not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id

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forget if i posted this here: my vision of an alternate continuity of max graves's "What Happens Next" where milo's dad has an unhealthy parasocial relationship with disgraced olympic swimmer Michael Phelps

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griled-chese

I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront

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mobydyke

ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

server of theseus

no one from the start of the server is left and the entire admin team has turned over at least three times, but all the channel names are still inside jokes that no one remaining was even present for the inception of

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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