oh dude youre nauseous? weed can help with that, take this huge bong rip and hold it in for 12 seconds and swallow smoke and start crying and spitting and throwing up
Joaquín Agrasot - Dos amigos (1866)
Alright fuckers which one
Chicago
Detroit
New York
Reblog to assess who is a friend and who is an enemy
There is no secret fourth. If you like all of them, pick one. If you like none of them, pick one. If you dont know what pizza is look at the pictures. No none of the above. Fight. Kill
altoona style gang rise up
through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.
note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.
Had some free time on my hands so of course I planned out another Sailor Moon fashion piece
At this rate I might actually go through every character
yippee!!!!
wahooo!!!
I have to get gayer
Dealer Data from Star Trek Timelines, 2021
i want to ride Elvira's Macabre Mobile so bad
imagine mattel made this to go with her doll. It's easy if you try
better…
I was trying to do all my laundry to have a fresh start in 2020 and then I found a sock under my bed 🤦♂️
frankly i think it’s very sexy of me to be so flagrantly wrong about how i thought that year was gonna go
i’ve been on accutane for 3 months and boy is my face tired
I'm happy to say i've made more money from Twitter's sale than Elon ever will.
When news originally broke of Twitter's sale, the stock price plunged, so I bought all of 5 dollars worth knowing it would go back up.
By the time the site was actually sold, the worth of my fraction of a share had risen to $5.43, and sold back to me once the company returned to private ownership.
To this day, the current incarnation of the platform has never turned a profit, and thus my 43 cents in profits is likely more than Elon will EVER see from that piece of shit he's turned Twitter into.