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strike the dragon

@ask-strike-the-demon-dragon

hello I'm strike and I'm a dragon and to be honest that’s pretty much it.....
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ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

I’ve found it at last

this is [tumblr]

you don’t find posts

posts find you

Its been forever but I loved this post XD

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weavemama

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

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logynnrose

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

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kurosmind

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

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wahbegan

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millenials killed princess diana

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

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diggly

no one tell him

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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Oh hey guys

I haven’t done this in a long time but if you noticed I am not dead I remembered when I was 13 I made my first blog on tumblr hoping it really wouldn’t be that much of a thing but I love being on tumblr when I started roleplaying I was having trouble with it not adding details, short answers but because of every one of you guys I started to grow and with every roleplay I learned more and more things I’m not the best role player but I love how everyone is so understanding and kind to the beginners so I would love to say thank you so much and I love every single one of you. 😇

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chongoblog

There are so many catgirls in anime? I dont get it? Where are all the doggirls?

I just remembered an anime with a dog girl and I immediately regret this post

Wait! What anime has a doggirl? 

Fullmetal Alchemist

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ambris

Every single post in this thread 100% resonated with me on a different unique emotion, each only a couple seconds. 

That was a wild ride.

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Eww I just noticed how cringy I was back in the day

•~• it was very cringy going down memory lane

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This belongs in a museum

The McElroy Family Instagram is both cursed and blessed at the same time

i’ve seen this post like. 4 or 5 times now and i just noticed the art on griffin’s laptop and i’m screaming.

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