Jason: this is giving Arkham vibes

Dick: hm?

Jason, gesturing out the sliding back door of the Brownstone: he’s been wondering around the yard, talking to himself for three hours

Dick, peaking his head out the door: it’s an enclosed yard, he should be okay till he bonks out

Steph, who just arrived: what are we looking at?

Jason: a man walking the tight rope of sanity

Damian, mostly minding his business, eating coco puffs at the table: sanity?! I watched him have a full conversation with the oak tree regarding the ethics of the prison-industrial complex. We’re far past debating his sanity

Steph: oh god, it’s worse than we thought

Bruce, from the second floor balcony: TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE get the fuck to bed or god so help me, I will inject you with a sedative

Tim, turning from the oak tree to squint up at Bruce: Bruce, I don’t see how the electric chair is all bad

Damian, sighing dramatically: If I must, I will do the honours of stabbing the zombie with a sedative

I like to think this has happened…

Damian, tweeting: I will consider homicide if someone DM’s me one more time asking for Richard or Jason’s number. I do not care if you think they are “dreamy,”you don’t want either of these two imbeciles in your life.

Tim, replying: why can’t I ever be the hot older brother? 😢

Damian, replying to Tim: Timothy, you are 5’6” standing stick straight

Bernard, replying to Damian and Tim: oh, baby, you walked yourself right into that one lol

Babs, replying to Tim: it’s okay Tim, you’ve got more brain in that head of yours than either of those two have combined

Steph, replying to Babs: true, they share one brain cell. Here’s evidence: *video of Dick and Jason trying to figure out how the automatic blood pressure cuff at Walmart works*

Another day in the “Batchat”

Dick: I’m just gonna leave this right here….

Jason…. 👀👀

Tim: ha! I don’t remember the last time he even gave a “reaction” to one of our texts

Babs: certified lurker that one

Tim: Jason over his morning cup of joe and Red Hood Charms at 2:30pm reading the nightly shit storm in the chat:

Jason: god it’s 10:17 in the morning, why u all even up???

Has this been done???

Bruce secretly watches ‘Love is Blind.’ Don’t ask him about it.

Dick is OBSESSED with ‘Cheer.’

Jason has been caught watching ‘Altered Carbon’ on multiple occasions durn patrol. He watched an entire episode with some random high schooler who was doing homework on their fire escape.

Tim can’t stop watching documentaries. ‘Dirty Money’ is the shit.

Damian— was once caught watching ‘Drop Dead Diva’ by Jason and now will only watch crime shows.

Cassie is to good for Netflix.

Batkids comment on Bruce Wayne's paparazzi images ;)

The heavily desired edit of Duke and his fine ass black girlfriend is finally here! Herizen Guardiola is his S/O(or black girl reader if you want to view it that way).

Happy belated birthday Jayjay!! Lmao thanks for the reminder anon 💕