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the ghoul

[Transcript:

1: Your Honor, my client was simply standing on business.

2: Your Honor, my client didn't know that was illegal.

1: Your Honor, my client was rapping the lyrics as the artist intended.

2: Your Honor, respectfully, you weren't fuckin there, okay? (1 laughs)

1: Your Honor, my client was hitting them folks.

2: Your Honor, my client did not do that shit. (both laugh)

1: Your Honor, my client's the powerhouse of the cell.

2: Your Honor, my client would like to plead Gemini.

1: Your Honor, my client was thinking of that one girl from 2019.

2: Your Honor, my client was simply going goblin mode.

1: Your Honor, my client's Mexican he can say it.

2: Your Honor, my client he turned himself into a fucking pickle.

1: Your Honor, my client thought the Xbox mic was muted.

2: Your Honor, if drinking bathwater is illegal, you can lock me up too. (both laugh)

1: Your Honor, my client would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids.

2: Your Honor, who am I: "oh guilty, guilty!", dumb fuck. (both laugh)

1: Your Honor, what does "convicted" mean?

2: [Trump impression] Your Honor, my client is the most innocent client.

1: [Trump impression] Your Honor, you're a great honor, you're the best honor.

2: [Trump impression] Some would say the most innocent, that walked in here, I said wow, he looks innocent.

1: Your Honor, that's cap.

2: Your Honor, you're kinda being a d-bag right now.

1: Uh, Your Honor, what the fuck?

2: Your Honor, my client was hitting the Dougie. (1 laughs)

(Teach Me How to Dougie plays) They be like smooth, what? Can you teach me how to Dougie? You know why? Cause all-- (end transcript)]

Gonna need yall to stop putting Biden is Just As Bad propaganda on my dash. Had to unfollow someone because I don’t want to a start a fight with them over it, but I’m about to bite the next person who puts that shit in front of me.

If you don’t like Biden, vote in your god damn local and mid term elections for third party or further left candidates so that we get better democratic candidates for future elections. But this one is already fucking decided, and I’m NOT ending up under a Trump led dictatorship because yall value protecting your personal sense of moral purity over the collective good. Whether it offends your personal morals to vote for Biden is IRRELEVANT in the face of the alternative.

This isn’t a lesser of two evils situation. One guy sucks. The other guy is LITERALLY PLANNING TO OVERTHROW OUR DEMOCRACY AND INSTALL HIMSELF AS A PUTIN STYLE DICTATOR.

PLEASE look up Project 2025 and stop acting like abstaining is some kind of personal ethical decision!

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN.

You give me a single goddamn scenario where not voting does less harm then voting for Biden.

You give me a SINGLE goddamn scenario where Trump being elected does LESS harm than Biden.

You give me even the BAREST WHISPER of an ACTUAL, ACTIONABLE FUCKING ALTERNATIVE to just VOTING FOR HARM REDUCTION.

Jesus Christ. Even if you think Biden and Trump are 100% the same, which is a fucking asinine and ignorant goddamn position to take but sure, in that case voting, at absolute worst, makes no difference!

The ONLY reason to deliberately encourage people to NOT VOTE AT ALL is to SUPPORT TRUMP.

You are blindly spreading Actual Goddamn Propaganda for a man who is frothing at the mouth to become a christofascist dictator!!

CUT IT THE FUCK OUT.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

Today keeps getting worse for me. I think I should become a rock in a creek. Unfortunately, I cannot. If you can help, I'd appreciate it.

Here's my paypal.me

baby chain catshark hasn't learned how to swim yet

well give him a minute he's two blinks old

bad at it

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

truly the anticipation build-up here was perfection

If I ever improvised with Brennan I would also just yes and him while he pops off on a monologue. Like yes king where are we going I’m with you till the end.

I'm sure Dungeon Meshi is fun but every single screenshot of it looks like this to me:

Marcielle: I literally scream I scream all the time no matter if a situation calls for it or not see watch this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Liaos: You have to cut the creature meat against the grain you'll make the meat too tender you see griffin meat was popular in 345 bce before they invented the pitchfork and before they would only eat the knee of this creature so in order to preserve it I will strip like the ancients in 345 bce to eat this heavenly piece of meat

Chucktick or whatever his name is: Honest to god I hope you kill yourself

Senshi: You can't be saying that white baby

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand