this is like a goddamn renaissance painting

wip

You hit something on the old dirt road heading to grandma’s farm. You pull over to the roadside to see what it was. It has the head of a human woman, and the body of a deer. It has hands where it’s hooves should be. It stands and looks at you with black eyes, then walks backwards into the woods where it came.

You pass by the christian road signs that litter the roadside. “GOD LOVES.” says one. “HE WILL RISE.” says the next. “WE WERE NOT SAVED.” reads the one just outside of town. You were never a fan of religion.

You roll slowly over the train tracks outside down. You hear the whistle blow far in the distance. You remember when it crashed when you were just a child, that blazing summer night. Nobody survived. They hadn’t run the train since.

Grandma greets you when you step onto the porch. Her eyes are just as warm as when she was alive. You should put flowers at her stone before you leave.

You visit town and watch the children play where they buried the witches long ago. Their hands reach up from the soil sometimes to beg for help.

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

That’s so sad Alexa play it’s not unusual

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussyca

Danny Kaye arrives at London Airport with his wife, Sylvia Fine, in 1948.

A scrappy boi

Sometimes he’s a bit too good of an actor

Monty Python: Live at The Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Gab really out here looking like a goddamn movie star 😭💛

tbh life’s too short to be embarrassed by little things ??? wear that outfit ur mom said was ugly & laugh ur natural too loud laugh & talk to intimidating people u find interesting !!! join cringy clubs & read books everyone hates & wear too much eyeliner !!! if shit doesn’t work out who cares !!! people who are worth being around will stick by u anyway !!!

guillermo del toro can should and MUST direct an interpretation of frankenstein where the monster finally experiences tenderness

Trakai Island Castle, Trakai, Lithuania

THE ANTLERED GENTLEMAN, ARIES

based off @normal-horoscopes post, here .

This is for all the writers who:

You are just as valid and talented as writers who have been published, or have finished projects. You are still a writer, even if you don’t have other people read your work. You don’t have to pursue the same goals and have similar accomplishments to other people to be valid as a writer.

You are valid, you are important, and you are talented.

REBLOG TO PROTECT PLATONIC "I LOVE YOU"s AT ALL COSTS

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH VEGGIETALES IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been walking on sunshine all day, this makes me so happy!!!