you overdid it, doll

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912.

woman: no bra

me: (politely) 👀

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

Frog King of Greed 

His signature move steals health and magic points 

Oops I performed the action once more

Oops I repeated my previous deeds

Oh young person, young person…

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

im baby call 911 moodboard

post this again if you want …

tag yourself

love… is stored in the cat

all I want from this season is for Mac to lift Dennis up with ease like a goddamn Disney prince

these are hilarious