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WHOOKWEEK Day 5b

Today’s theme is ACTION!

Of course, one person’s “ACTION!” is another person’s “WHUMP!”

So that’s what we’re doing here! This is Part 2. Part 1 is here.

…and now, let’s return to Wish Hook’s Greatest Hits!

We’ll start off Part 12 with this impressive tackle by Naveen in 7x18!

7x19 comes on like Christmas with this great capturing scene!

Once captured, he gets tied up, threatened with a scythe, and petted!

In 7x20, he gets a jolt of pain when his Poisoned Heart reactivates…

And when he returns with backup, he gets shrunk and blasted!

He then fights past the pain to stand strong with Tilly when needed <3

…which lands him alone on a stretcher when the curse is broken :(

Wish Hook gets cold-cocked by Henry in episode 7x21!

7x22 delivers Poisoned Heart pain and a giant portal sucking him in!

And the series couldn’t close out without… another Hook death!!!

That concludes our two part look at the Greatest Hits of Wish Hook!

What a glorious, magical ride!!! Thanks, Wish Hook! <3

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WHOOKWEEK Day 5a

Today’s theme is ACTION!

Well, you say “ACTION!” but I hear… “WHUMP!”

So here’s a look at Wish Hook’s Greatest Hits!

Look at Old Hook FLY in episode 6x11! He even lost his… this thing.

HEY. Check out this Old Hook vs Young Hook action in 7x02! (gif)

…and some follow-up Hook Wrasslin’ - complete with a stabbing! (gif)

Oooh, Poisoned Heart Pain for our peanut right here in episode 7x08!

Of course, we can’t forget the Cake Abuse in episode 7x08… (gif)

Hey, maybe electrocutions are your thing? Here’s one from 7x11!

If you’d rather, 7x13′s got some magical force-choking for you!

and a one-way trip right out the fucking window! Unexpected!!!

7x13 also delivers some Silver Fox Hook gunshot whump for us!

…along with inaugural Poisoned Heart pain when he gets cursed!

Are you enjoying the trip? Click here to check out Part 2!

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WHOOKWEEK DAY 5

Today’s theme is ACTION!

Well, you say “ACTION!” but I hear… “WHUMP!”

So here’s a look at Wish Hook’s Greatest Hits!

Look at Old Hook FLY in episode 6x11! He even lost his… this thing.

HEY. Check out this Old Hook vs Young Hook action in 7x02! (gif)

…and some follow-up Hook Wrasslin’ - complete with a stabbing! (gif)

Oooh, Poisoned Heart Pain for our peanut right here in episode 7x08!

Of course, we can’t forget the Cake Abuse in episode 7x08… (gif)

Hey, maybe electrocutions are your thing? Here’s one from 7x11!

If you’d rather, 7x13′s got some magical force-choking for you!

and a one-way trip right out the fucking window! Unexpected!!!

7x13 also delivers some Silver Fox Hook gunshot whump for us!

…along with inaugural Poisoned Heart pain when he gets cursed!

Are you enjoying the trip? Click here to check out Part 2!

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Wish Hook - Whomst?!

The first theme for Wish Hook Week is WHOMST? and we’re meant to consider who and what Wish Hook is to us. And that’s easy for me to do.

But not for the reasons you might think.

I’m primarily a Colin fan. I came to know of Colin through his role as Hook, but I’ve since grown to adore him as a person, as well as seeing and appreciating all of the work he’s done throughout his career thus far.

So by the time we first met Wish Hook in S6, the character and the writing and the storylines and the ships were all secondary to my primary interest: Colin’s performance and what this role brought out of him as an actor.

What does Wish Hook mean to me? Easy.

  • He allowed Colin to show off his comedic skills. Old Hook was flat-out hilarious in all of his scenes - and not just because of a fat suit and gray wig. Colin’s expressions, movements, timing and delivery all took a visual piss-take and turned it into comedic gold.
  • He proved just how many nuances Colin puts into his characters. Wish Hook, Rogers and Old Hook weren’t just “Hook with another name”. Colin created a new character that was noticeably different. He smiled differently. He spoke differently. He expressed himself differently. He had different goals and thought-processes. Seeing the differences Colin breathed into this new incarnation of Hook was fascinating and it just proved how excellent he is at what he does.
  • He was a lead in his own right. I confess that I was rather disappointed with Hook’s screentime in S6 (minus about 3-4 episodes). Too often, Colin wasn’t even given lines at all, and just seemed to take up space in the background of a scene, emoting away like some 1920′s silent movie actor, while Emma and the Charmings and Regina and Zelena did… stuff. Season 7, and the shipless Wish Hook, allowed Colin to perform and shine entirely on his own steam. He wasn’t a mere accessory to anyone else, nor was he used as set dressing. If his character was in a scene, it was usually because he had something to DO in that scene - and he did a LOT of stuff over the course of the season.
  • Colin got to play a detective. Firearms. A badge. Kicking in doors. Looking for clues. Saving damsels in distress. Aggressively shining flashlights at things. Chasing down perps. These are all things Colin hadn’t done on screen for us before S7 - and he did them all really well. That’s absolutely great for an actor’s career, because he’s more likely to get roles in that vein (and it’s a popular vein!) when casting directors can SEE he’s capable of doing it.
  • He’s got a clean shipping slate. Okay, this one’s not Colin-centric, but it still means a lot to me. I’m a multi-shipper at heart, but I’m also a sucker for canon. And OG Hook’s endgame romance with Emma leaves me not wanting to ship him with anyone BUT Emma (although I do enjoy dreaming up all kinds of past dalliances and flings for him pre-Emma ;)). Wish Hook, however, is a completely clean slate. He could literally end up with anyone, and I find that so refreshing and freeing. It’s the best of both worlds - I get my CS Endgame OTP, but I also get to ship Hook with everyone and anyone under the sun! I literally could not ask for anything better.
  • There’s now TWO Killian Joneses, for fuck’s sake. I mean, he’s the greatest character ever, played by the greatest guy ever. What’s not to like? I mean, honestly? I really can’t fathom how people can be unhappy about there being TWO of this character. Twice the adventures. Twice the comedy. Twice the ships. Twice the innuendos. Twice the swashbuckling. Twice the EVERYTHING. Bless you, Wish Hook, for taking something completely AWESOME and DOUBLING IT.
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WHook Week Day 4!

Old Hook!

I don’t know what this post exactly is, but it’s about him, and it’s his day, so… there it goes?

I’m far from the only one who did a complete 180 with 7x02, so I’m sure most of you know how that felt, but still, feelz.

Damn him. He fools not only OG Hook, but the audience too. Making us think he’s just the “drunken fool” version of the former, making us question his goals… 

And it’s just, that’s 100% Killian Jones. Distraction, making others underestimate him before he strikes. That’s classic him. Far it be from me to give the writers credit, but damn when they focused on developing characters and not plot…

He gives one inkling of the fact that his life was full of misery and heartbreak, but at that moment we’re OG Hook; we don’t know what he’s talking about, we don’t know how exactly his life changed… and we can’t even imagine.

Ohai brb crying because this is probably how he was like before he found Ariel. Helpless, homeless, alone, desperate… I mean, he’s just old. He shouldn’t look as sickly and unkempt as he does… but he gave up on himself. We don’t know exactly for how long that was, but it was long enough to have an impact on his personality and appearance.

But after he found himself again, he knew he could use this to his advantage, same way he once used bravado and sex appeal. He knows that stuff. He’d been there, years ago, and now he’s got something new to use and distract others. So it’s effective even on his, well, considering, less experienced self and Wish Hook gains the upper hand.

It’s been so long and still most of the time I have to tell myself “Shit, that is Colin right there, under all that makeup. WTF. How.”

Like, seriously, I need a few seconds to go like “I know there’s a ton of makeup and fake hair and whatever but, how is this the same man??”

And idk I’m entirely convinced this is also due to how Colin is acting. He’s not just playing another version of Hook. He is playing an old man. Still Hook, but old and mature in such a convincing and realistic way. And idek how to describe it, it’s just perfect.

Of course, that analysis comes only in hindsight, after watching the whole episode and knowing what his true motivations and reasons are. Without those, it is confusing and we don’t know what to expect, but well, Colin and the director did. And it’s why eventually his behaviour makes sense. And knowing that I get a bit sad that we didn’t get more scenes with him. Why were we denied?!

Can you imagine this old pirate, huddled in a dark, dirty alley, crying over how he’s failed the family he didn’t expect to have again? Losing himself, thinking he’s a complete failure, then picking up the pieces and continuing to search for a cure?

WHY WAS I DENIED THIS ANGST T_T

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Detective Rogers being chaotic good is one of my absolutely favorite things. 

No, seriously. As much as I love to make fun of him for how he probably goes to bed after the 9 o’clock news while doing the New York Times crossword in pen over a cup of chamomile tea after ironing his underpants, he’s still underneath it all chaotic good Killian Jones. 

We do love us some Cakegate Rogers or Dadtective Rogers, but consider Fuck-Your-Stinkin’-Rules Rogers. Featuring…

Attack-Your-Shady-Superior-Officer Rogers

Pull-the-Alarm-to-Sneak-Into-the-Evidence-Locker Rogers

Follow-Your-Shady-Partner-and-Call-Him-On-His-Shit Rogers

Bring-Adopted-Street-Kid-Thief-BB-Into-Evidence-Locker Rogers

Flout-the-Law-to-Protect-Street-Kid-BB Rogers

Threaten-to-Murder-if-BB-is-Hurt Rogers

And many, many more. 

So, yes, he probably organizes his shelves alphabetically and has a very organized tupperware cabinet, but he’s got a side of him that will do what’s right, even if it’s not technically lawful. 

Bless chaotic good Rogers. 

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Day 2: The F Word(s)

It had been so long since he’d truly heard that word, really listened to it, and understood what it meant. He’d known it well once, in the singing of his mother, the playful teasing of his brother, even the hope of a new one in the years with Milah and the months with Baelfire.

Family. 

It was a word he’d believed to be lost to him. Sure, his crew had been something close to it, and he’d admitted to himself that sacrifices had to be made for this life he’d chosen, the primary one being any hope of a new family. 

That had ended with a cry. She’d been pink and fussy and wrinkled, but in every jerky newborn motion and every squeal, he’d started to sense that word again. The old feeling of it came back as he lifted her into his arms for the first time, like he’d dusted off cobwebs from an heirloom he’d thought he’d lost to the depths of a forgotten attic. Yet, here it was, more easily retrievable than he’d thought possible, all because of a soft, gurgling lump he’d fallen in love with at first sight. 

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WHookWeek: The F Word

Hello, and welcome to my TED Talk. I’m KW, and I’m the head mistress of the Killian Jones Bang Train. In honor of Wish Hook Week, I’ve been asked by absolutely no one to provide an in-depth look at our facilities and the special amenities and stations we’ve added to accommodate Old Hook, Wish Hook, and Detective Rogers.

First, allow me to say that we here at the KJ Bang Train have every sympathy for those who choose not to acknowledge the existence of Wish Hook (or his tengential other versions). We have a highly sophisticated protocol in place for such riders on the Bang Train, which we have tentatively titled, “Shut Up and Bang the Other One Then”.

However, for those of you who have adopted a “the more the merrier” or an “if it has Colin’s face, I’ll bang it” approach in your life, we have adapted and expanded all of our stations to allow for this exciting new addition to the KJ Bang Train. Please, come along with me for a veritable word wall virtual tour.

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Wish Hook Week 2: F is for First Matey-s!

(I’m likely going to reuse that title at some point because it is way too good to blow on a two paragraph essay!)

When thinking about today’s category for @thewishhookjunkyard‘s now annual celebration of Wish Hook Week, I knew immediately who I wanted to discuss: Smee, or rather, Wish Smee (But we’re gonna just call him Smee for purposes of I don’t feel like writing “Wish” out a bunch of times – Yeah, I’m a lazy fucker that way). His dynamic with Wish Killian is both beloved and not nearly talked about enough and as someone whose written two fics centered around the guy and has several waiting in the wings, I figured I’d be the one to get it done!

So why do I like this character and this dynamic so much?

Well, that comes down to a two big reasons. 

First, while I love Wish Killian’s dynamics, I’ll be the first to admit how they’re not always fully cooked through. And sometimes, the more narrative weight they’re given, the more problematic it is to the story and dynamics when they’re not paid off in a satisfying way (See literally everything lillpon has to say about Golden Hook in Season 7 for a good example of this – look, I like them too, but she is not wrong). But with Smee, that’s not at all a problem. Smee’s journey from glorified goon to successor to friend is a natural journey. It’s built well on the back of the flashbacks of the other seasons, making for a great foundation. And even without that (since this was at one point supposed to be something of a reboot), the gradual build up of trust and camaraderie that takes place just through the flashbacks of “Eloise Gardener” clicks. Killian starts out harsh towards Smee, begrudgingly gives him information about his past, Smee proves himself to be more insightful about who Killian is than Killian expected him to be, and when Killian abdicates his captainship, he acts on the trust that’s been built by naming Smee his successor. And in all successive episodes Smee appears in, that camaraderie is expanded so that Killian completely accepts Smee’s warmth and friendship. He keeps Alice a secret, but given that he was surrounded by dangerous pirates and in a rush during all encounters they shared, I can’t find it in me to blame him. It’s simple, yet so effective and I think that’s a character and story quality that’s incredibly underrated by the fandom at large. And because of that, it’s rock solid while also hitting every emotional note it needs to in order to be paid off completely by the ending.

Second, I like Smee and think he provides something interesting to Killian’s story. One thing that I always found a bit annoying was how Killian’s crew seldom had a voice when it came to Killian’s actions. These are people who were by his side for well over a century and yet they don’t have anything to say about Neverland, Pan, their ship being traded away, Emma, or their captain’s redemption? I call BS on that but what Smee (And Lewis from the “Out of the Past” comic) does is similar to what Leroy does: He serves as an everyman that can relay the broader concerns and feelings of the crew to Killian and thus, the audience. And in Season 7, we get a lot of good, quality Smee content. He’s in every Killian flashback and while never integral to the story, what he is is undoubtedly present and that’s really important. He enriches Killian’s world by simply being there and adding to the conversation and that’s something so cool!

Minor characters can contribute so much to a story when their roles are well defined and thought out and Smee, by virtue of his character being teated as such and treated very well, is one of those characters who benefitted greatly from the increased screen time he was granted from season 7. Through his three appearances, he became a genuinely awesome player throughout the season’s events in his own right through his solid and heartwarming dynamic with Killian, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to have actually seen it with my own eyes as it played out in real time! 

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Who Is Wish Killian To Me? (Wish Hook Week 2)

Summary: Who is Wish Killian to the people in his life? Let’s find out!

So originally, I was gonna make this a discussion about what the character means to me personally, but the words just weren’t coming out. In truth, they’re a bit complicated and not necessarily what this week is about. However, what was coming out of my head was a fun idea: What does Wish Killian mean to some of the other characters on OUAT? Let’s be honest: That’s probably a more interesting take that than my personal thoughts on the guy, so I figured, why not roll with it and just make something cute out of that? So here goes nothing! 

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To Alice, he’s Papa. It’s all he if she’s limited to a single word, but that role alone consists of so much that she’s at a loss over where to begin. He’s a cook, a storyteller, a teacher, a cleaner, a confidant, a source of comfort, a chess master, a rescuer, a tea time socialite, the world’s best hugger, a champion caretaker. He’s the one who never fails to cheer her up with the sound of his voice and the one who makes her feel like Wonder Woman through the sheer amount of pride he has in her. And she can go on for longer than there are days in a month. But she’s told Papa works perfectly for him and she agrees, for “Papa” means to her “the one that she loves the most.” 

To Robin, he’s just about the coolest dad-in-law she could ever ask for. Of course, he gave her Alice, and for that, she thanks him frequently, if not to his face than in her heart. But beyond that, he’s just an awesome guy. He’s simultaneously a badass whose lived for over 200 years while yielding a sword like he was born with one in his hand and one of the gentlest men alive to her wife. That balance is something of an ideal for her and she tries to be like him when the opportunity presents itself. He, alongside Alice, is who she thinks of when it’s time to stand up to a baddie.

To Regina, he’s someone she can level with. So much of their life’s framework is too similar not to comment on and so they do. Many an evening is spent at Roni’s post-curse swapping stories about bringing up their children, their journeys to become better people, and the friendships they’ve made along the way. Additionally, while she has plenty of friends and she loves them all, it’s a very tight knit group and sometimes, it’s just nice to have someone who she gets along with that’s not as connected to them to talk to about her day-to-day life. And Wish Killian’s often that person for her. He’s a good listener and what he has to say in response to her stories is far more useful than not.

To Tiana, he’s her favorite customer. Not only did his cursed counterpart get her a great deal on her food truck, but he also suggested strategic spots that would garner The Rolling Bayou the best customers with the fattest wallets. He’s also a good food critic. Along with Naveen, he’s positive, but has a tongue for spice distribution that rivals few others. There have been some recipes that he, Tiana, and Naveen have spent days perfecting like chemists in a lab. Tiana’s basically given him a lifelong discount of The Rolling Bayou’s menu with plenty of freebies, but he always insists on tipping like a king with a full treasury.

To Henry, he’s a friend. He’s someone Henry can go to for advice for with raising Lucy and is an eternal flame of inspiration for overcoming the challenges of parenthood. He’s the first to tell Henry when he thinks his plans are going awry, but also the first to indulge Henry in what he thinks he needs. Henry sees him as a mix of Wilson from Home Improvement and Uncle Jesse from Full House – cool as an ice cube but also someone safe and comforting to talk to when he needs someone by his side.

To Ella, he’s a bonafide hero. He takes care of her family in a way that no one else quite does. When they need a babysitter, Killian appears before she or Henry can even say his name. He stops by on a regular basis to offer them company because he knows what it’s like to feel a bit lonely while caring for a baby for those first few months. And of course, she can’t possibly begin to thank him for the white elephant, but upon realizing just what the bauble was capable of, she vows to find a way to. Every year, she bakes him a big birthday cake. Whenever they go out to dinner together, she takes on his share of the bill. Killian always tells her that she doesn’t need to go to such lengths, but she knows what he did deserves nothing less than all of the gratitude she can give him. His daughter is the center of his world. It’s something he very nearly died for and he chose to give up a chance at an earlier reunion just to protect Ella’s family and for that, she’ll always adore him.

To Lucy, he’s her godfather, swimming teacher, playmate and tour guide of the larger world. He’s given her many of her favorite toys and illuminated her vision of other worlds when her youth prevented her from going to them. She dreams of visiting all of these amazing places with him leading the way as they explore the realms together. She especially loves what he tells her about all the animals he’s seen. When she was younger, they’d play seagulls. He’d hold her above her head and take her soaring through the forest and by the lake while they made bird noises.

To Zelena, he’s someone she can trust. That’s not to be taken lightly, as she can count the amount of people she can trust on one hand. But he’s earned it. She sees how he has in the past and continues to look out for her daughter and not just because she’s special to Alice, but because he knows as a parent the value of looking out for another’s kid. They have an understanding and while Zelena will never admit it outright, Killian’s made her a better mother and person. They’re sentiments Zelena returns. Alice is never left without somewhere to stay and when she comes by their farm, she leaves with a belly fuller than her pigs and as much love as her heart can carry. Hell, she’ll occasionally throw some good advice his way about how it’s sometimes okay to be selfish over the time they get with their children and that helps Killian take full advantage of it. It’s something Alice wants, but Killian thinks she wants to focus on the rest of her life too so he doesn’t butt in, but it’s Zelena who helps him see the light.

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WHOOKWEEK II: DAY 1 - WHOMST

My first thought when people say ‘Wish Hook’ is of

This Seasoned stud

I love him. Plain and simple. 

My second thought is of

Soft Tower Papa 

Gentle, matured, responsible new dad who found something someone to live for.

My third thought is of

Dadtective 

The humble, good guy loner cop with a big heart and whomst is clueless af, adopting lost girls, making friends and not getting any cake. 

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WHOOK WEEK II

                                                IT’S HERE!

                                          SAVE THE DATE!!

      Whook week is open to anyone and everyone!

 Just like last year, it’s a celebration of all things Wish Hook. 

The rules are the same… meaning, there are no rules!

Whether it’s fanfic, picsets, fanart, gifs, metas- if you want to get creative or just feel like posting a sentence and a pic- however you want to join in is completely up to you! If you want to join in every day or just feel like doing the one day, it’s your choice.

We’re starting on a saturday and ending the party on a friday night this year, and the day to day themes are as follows:

DAY 1: WHOMST - Who is Wish Hook to you? What’s your first thought when you think of him? Share how you see him and what you like/appreciate about him as a character. First impressions ETC.

DAY 2: THE F WORD - Family. Friends. Fanfic fantasy fornications- we’re celebrating all of his relationships. Familial, friendships, bromances and romances. Let’s celebrate this guy’s loved ones til our hearts are content!

DAY 3: 9 TO 5 - Perk up your Monday blues with our favourite hard working detective Rogers. It’s his day today! Join him in Hyperion Heights!

DAY 4: SENIOR DISCOUNT - Where would we be without Old Hook? He’s livening up our Tuesday with his charm and theatrics.

DAY 5: ACTION! - Time to flail about your favourite scene, episode, line, moment- you get the picture. Whatever moment springs to mind or is special to you, let us know about it! 

DAY 6: ADVENTAAARR! - Let’s talk newly youthful Hook with new friends and a new beginning. We’re in the enchanted forest and joining him on whatever adventures help him find a cure for his heart. Or just talking about it… or looking at him… WHATEVER GOES- IT’S ALL GOOD! 

DAY 7: ROUND THE TWIST - Modern AU, canon divergence, white elephant AU, ALL THE AU’S!!! It’s a free for all day to do whatever you want, however you want. Go nuts, get wild, get creative, but most importantly…. HAVE FUN!

If you have any questions, queries, worries or just want to message, please feel free!

PLEASE REMEMBER TO USE THE TAG #WHOOKWEEK

LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN MARCH!!!

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