Nez's Creations

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

This is super useful to know!

and not just for writing!!

@katherine-rose

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

I needed this

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

and suddenly my life just became much easier

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

saving this in case i get to some kind of mafia au  😩 😩

im sorry for not updating any of my fics (specifically my lv one). i have no motivation lol.

imagine trying to learn english and hear this

the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me

There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you

Does anyone remember Guardians of Ga’Hoole???? This movie/book series:

This movie FUCKED ME UP as a kid. It’s like “oh cute owl movie with cartoon owls and pretty animation” and then you watch it and it’s like “all of the main characters are child kidnapping victims of an evil cannibal nazi owl cult bent on racial supremacy known as The Pure Ones that regularly kidnaps and brainwashes child owls to work for them and/or holds other owls family’s hostage to enlist them in the evil cults plan to take over the owl world. The plot is for a few of these child kidnapping owlet’s to go find a big ole tree full of legendary owls that will go to war with the owl cult. Also the main emotional storyline is that the main owlet’s brother is successfully indoctrinated into the cult before he can escape and has to face off against his own brother who can’t turn him to the side of good so he’s forced to set him on fire instead” like WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I cannot fucking stress how terrifying this movie was for me when I was a child. This is not a fucking kids movie, do not show it to your children for the love of god. Like these are the bad guys

Brb I’m gonna go scream into the void. To truly understand the visceral horror that was this fucking movie, I advise you to watch the moon blinking scene and then pretend you’re a seven year old seeing it for the first time. Kathryn Lasky you’re a genius and absolutely batshit fucking terrifying oh my god

I remember this so vividly oh my lord

Great news op. The books were even more horrifying

Oh yeah the books were terrifying! I loved them

My favorite series! I have all 15 books. Her other series - wolves of the beyond - is just as horrifying. I started reading them when I was 8 and now I understand what is wrong with me.

*kills characters because I have no healthy outlet for my anger*

*cries over dead character because I have no healthy outlet for my sadness*

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

Change your url Jeff

XD

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

god this ad has aged well

AIGHT. so I've been meaning to post this for a while cough cough uh I've got another version I'mma actually do more than just a sketch for but this is from TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN by @neko-nez I fricking love it and I can't wait for more! Keep at it you're amazing! <3 I really recommend it for anyone that likes angst✨

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24415282?view_adult=true

Endow djs did deinsdis dks djsndjsbdjwbud this is amazing!!!!

Is it okay for web comics/web toons to be in black and white? Does that turn webcomic readers away from a series? 🤔 I was thinking of making my original comic to be like black and white with an occassional pop of one color here and there. Or maybe black and white then another color. I am aware web comics are different to manga but I kinda fell in love with manga style while making the founders arc. What are your thoughts on this?

So long as the art is nice and the story line is interesting, I will read it in any color.

:/

Fheidnsjfnsjdbsjd I mean... he is, though.

bunch of baby shroos biting each other’s butts so they don’t loose track of mom

(via)

I’m a terrible person.... all I can think of is that horror movie... human centipede....

Hey can someone commission me to finish my Disillusioned fic?? Cuz that would be rad. At this point I feel like that’s the only way it’s going to get done.

How many chapters is it gonna be?

He just woke up. 💜

I wanna learn to draw like this

Flowey ran away

I know this is random... but the face looks like small might in some panels...

Piss

Thanks Arin

I feel slightly called out about the sleep thing...