choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
i'm gonna thrup
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
i'm gonna thrup
happy passover, everyone
how do you become so well read?
Unmute !
Oh my goodness, that's a lot of opinions.
Rolling AND crispy meows.
[ID: A black cat lying on a black piano, engraved with floral designs and an image of a ship. /end ID.]
i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight
me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse
you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
The tug-of-war is sending me
choose your path wisely
going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious
ok.
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
Everybody needs a friend like that
The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.