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what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

Since I see so many new people getting into Trigun thanks to Stampede, I just wanted to-

An Agumon for your troubles

what do you mean this isn't their dynamic. you speak blasphemy. blasphemy i say.

Greg Abbott is a nazi piece of shit, a subhuman animal, an antichrist who will most certainly burn in Hell for eternity when he dies, which in a just world would happen immediately, strapped to a table in a federal prison.

Anyone who can afford to should donate to Transgender Education Network of Texas, they’re in the trenches fighting this evil bullshit on every front, and they WIN.

We need more spices

As a geologist, I can tell you that salt is the apex of deliciousness when it comes to rocks and minerals. Sylvite is ok in a pinch. Epsomite I strongly recommend against. Kaolinite will not taste good, but it may neutralize the effects of Epsomite.

That being said, anyone can try to eat whichever rocks they want to. But some rocks can only be eaten once. Hope you brought your apatite!

me_irl

I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

Oh my God I forgot about the Marketing one and it hit me just as hard as it did the first time I saw it. Literal laughter tears omg. 

Mysteries of Love in Space #1 - “Glasses” (2019)

I’ve gotta reblog this again because it’s honestly fantastic “he could be anyone and he chooses to be kind” shows such an amazing understanding of Superman as a character, who I think a lot of people who don’t understand him really struggle to write, Jeff Loveness continues to kill it, inhumans spiderman special, groot, he’s written so little and yet I remember like every moment, I really really hope he gets a series soon he more than deserves it

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

You see the funny thing is that my eyes gave up after just a few minutes of so-called "clarity". You know how some kids look at their own fist from a distance when they realize how eyes work? My fist was NEXT TO MY EYE. I've worn glasses since I was 3 months old.

"you're just racist"

Reimagining the Lion king, it was so fun to do.

This looks like if it took place in the same universe as Robin Hood and I think that’s neat.

The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D

“Unlike Sonic I don’t chuckle”

A Twitter Thread from David Bowles:

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I'll let you in on a secret. I have a doctorate in education, but the field’s basically just a 100 years old. We don’t really know what we’re doing. Our scholarly understanding of how learning happens is like astronomy 2000 years ago.

Most classroom practice is astrology.

Universal basic income would cause a massive economic boom as people who could previously barely get by decide to buy things like cars and houses and dishwashers and new clothes and employ the services of repair techs at need instead of putting it off indefinitely.

When I started getting $525 a week in extra unemployment at the start of the pandemic, I spent so much money just replacing everything in my apartment that was either irreparably broken or had been driving me crazy for years.

srsly, most poorer  or even middle income ppl spend all they get. 

Give more money to bezos & co and they’ll just tuck it away in a tax haven or do stock buybacks. 

yet unemployment money and welfare are controversial (let alone UBI) while corporare bailouts aren’t, all because of irrational stereotypes. 

I work at a hardware store that was considered "Essential". Those first couple of stimulus check where a very hectic time for us because so many people where all coming in at the same time to get supplies for the projects they had never been able to do before but suddenly had the money to finally take care of.

April 18th 2020 will forever be burned into my brain because that was the day we had so many people come in for those projects that the parking overflowed the lot into the main road almost to the nearest interstate, and the line stayed all the way to the back of the store for all 8 and a half (the appliances manager hopped on the pro-service desk register but that can only take card not cash) from noon till an hour and a half before closing

And it wasn't just our local store, hardware stores everywhere were apparently so inundated by the wave of people doing saved up projects by the grace of Covid Money that it caused a chain wide national glitch in our system that messed with the card readers, forcing us to hand type every credit and bank card for 5 hours

While that day was mildly traumatizing for me I can say that I've born witness to what happens when people are finally given the means to help themselves. They buy the things you want them to buy and they do the work to better their situation.