I realised why I like tiktok so much.
There's no discourse. No who has the wokest take. No arguing with strangers about why you're right and they're wrong about some tiny, insignificant detail.
It's just a bunch of people making dumb funny videos and enjoying life.
Yeah. It was fun while it lasted but I won't miss this hellpit.
👋 Toodle loo!
Dumb question that Google is not helping with: why do you have to go to school to cut hair besides to learn certain styles?
Very salty answer because it's 8 am.
Why should a plumber go to school? Why don't they just learn everything there is to know about plumbing by looking at a toilet?
Why should a welder go to school? Why don't they just learn how to weld by looking at a torch?
Why should a pilot go to school? Can't they just figure out how to fly from looking at the controls?
Why should a vet go to school? Can't they just figure out how animals work by looking at them?
Yeah, in a SHOCKING twist of events hairstylists don't get hired by walking into a salon and getting looked at by the owner who tells us "well you look like you could hold a pair of scissors. You're hired!!"
Also. Hairstyling is a fucking trade. Just like plumbing and welding and pipefitting. There's a lot that goes into it, despite the majority of the public thinking what we do is so easy they can do it at home and that we're too stupid to chew gum and breathe at the same time.
How about you go hand your friend who doesn't know shit about hair some crafting scissors and ask her to give you a cut like this picture you saw online and THEN you can come and ask me "why do you need to go to school to cut hair?"
Ugh, I just hate the “it won’t fix everything, so why bother?” attitude.
“But Universal Healthcare might cause wait times for non-critical patients! So we might want to hold off addressing healthcare altogether until everyone is dead and it’s no longer necessary.”
“Green energy can’t replace 100% of fossil fuel so let’s do nothing and die in a cloud of smog.”
maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers
“Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so it’s really not my fault UwU”
Okay so this is so freaking adorable…
BUT LOOK AT EDWARD’S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND! HE ISN’T EVEN SAD THAT HE ISN’T GISELLE’S TRUE LOVE. HE’S JUST HAPPY SHE ISN’T DEAD AND THAT SHE FOUND HER REAL TRUE LOVE.
And this is why I love Edward so much. To him True Love is like a religion. The whole world revolves around it. He’ll find his, she’s out there. HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
See Disney? You can have your leftover male love interest not be a complete asshole.
I LOVE PRINCE EDWARD
men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”
it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”
okay, i hate men
Your version of a good day can evolve over time too, and that’s okay. 💛
the queen could literally intervene and stop british children from being so malnourished that there has been a widespread return of rickets in the country but she won’t. kate and baldy could do something about this instead of going to various ex-colonies of britain and lecturing locals about the dangers of having too many children whilst they are expecting their third inbred freeloader but they won’t. megan markle and ginger are going on a £120,000 honeymoon. whilst children forced into poverty by the tories fill their pockets with food at school just to get through the weekend. the lifestyle and entitlement of the royal family remains absolutely and completely morally indefensible.
time to write a weird poem from the perspective of a deer in the headlights at 3 am
i often hear how humans talk of crossroads how they look the devil dead in the eye and dare him to move forward.
i stand alone on ground which kills and look the devil in the eye and dare you to move forward.
